🧜♀️ Ariel 🎇
@arielthreat.bsky.social
26 | she/it
Tall girl: 6'0" in (really thick) socks
APAP (assigned puppy at pride)
I tell computers what to do
Minors go away and do your homework
📚: 5
Tall girl: 6'0" in (really thick) socks
APAP (assigned puppy at pride)
I tell computers what to do
Minors go away and do your homework
📚: 5
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🧜♀️ Ariel 🎇
@arielthreat.bsky.social
· Apr 28
Very fortunate that the UK veering into bathroom bans has coincided with my sudden discovery of self-confidence.
Do it scared.
Do it badly.
Do Gender Crimes.
Do it scared.
Do it badly.
Do Gender Crimes.
At least my crash outs are short lived. Usually all better by the next morning
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
At least my crash outs are short lived. Usually all better by the next morning
Nevermind. The lady at the checkout called me sir 😔
Magic trick: woman improves her mood with 5 minutes of make up
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Nevermind. The lady at the checkout called me sir 😔
Magic trick: woman improves her mood with 5 minutes of make up
January 26, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Magic trick: woman improves her mood with 5 minutes of make up
Self esteem seems to be improving. I now have at least one day a week where I believe it when people tell me I'm hot
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Self esteem seems to be improving. I now have at least one day a week where I believe it when people tell me I'm hot
Working at her place means I get the birb to keep me company. Also she sucks me off under the desk but I don't have a good photo for that
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Working at her place means I get the birb to keep me company. Also she sucks me off under the desk but I don't have a good photo for that
I need to *do more* but it's far too cold to do anything
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I need to *do more* but it's far too cold to do anything
Tried to operate a frozen electric scooter this morning and that was a bad idea
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Tried to operate a frozen electric scooter this morning and that was a bad idea
God I really hope my new housemates haven't heard too much of the gay sex I've been having up here
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
God I really hope my new housemates haven't heard too much of the gay sex I've been having up here
Third consecutive date night since moving in to the new place except this one is a long distance video call. So first night that I won't fall asleep holding a beautiful girl.
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Third consecutive date night since moving in to the new place except this one is a long distance video call. So first night that I won't fall asleep holding a beautiful girl.
How would you know if someone is a chaser? In a bad way specifically. If you go on a date with them will the vibes just be obviously bad? Mysterious...
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
How would you know if someone is a chaser? In a bad way specifically. If you go on a date with them will the vibes just be obviously bad? Mysterious...
Starting to realise my body is actually kind of insane. I look so hot sometimes wtf??
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Starting to realise my body is actually kind of insane. I look so hot sometimes wtf??
Friendmas was great because I got to see my friends. Also because beautiful women decided to sink their teeth into me.
"I'm so much more of a sadist than I realised"
"I'm so much more of a sadist than I realised"
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Friendmas was great because I got to see my friends. Also because beautiful women decided to sink their teeth into me.
"I'm so much more of a sadist than I realised"
"I'm so much more of a sadist than I realised"
This dress got my grandma to finally gender me correctly for the first time ever!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This dress got my grandma to finally gender me correctly for the first time ever!!
Getting tipsy with the queers today
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Getting tipsy with the queers today
Wow that's crazy
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Wow that's crazy
My friends insist that everything going on with my breakup was kinda silly. But personally I think the 4 month warm down period was handled well
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My friends insist that everything going on with my breakup was kinda silly. But personally I think the 4 month warm down period was handled well
Sending my friends gay little voice notes despite this evil cough I'm still afflicted with
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sending my friends gay little voice notes despite this evil cough I'm still afflicted with
Investigating a "bug in the pagination" has revealed that the pagination is failing because nobody plugged it into the backend. It's more than just a cute frontend component... you need to tell it to do things... this is like installing a sink with pipes that don't lead anywhere
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Investigating a "bug in the pagination" has revealed that the pagination is failing because nobody plugged it into the backend. It's more than just a cute frontend component... you need to tell it to do things... this is like installing a sink with pipes that don't lead anywhere
And I get to kiss multiple of them! And they can kiss other people. Or even each other! Huge improvement over monogamy
My favourite holiday pastime: yearning gaily,,,
There are such beautiful people in my life and if i do not kiss them soon I may perish
There are such beautiful people in my life and if i do not kiss them soon I may perish
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
And I get to kiss multiple of them! And they can kiss other people. Or even each other! Huge improvement over monogamy
My favourite holiday pastime: yearning gaily,,,
There are such beautiful people in my life and if i do not kiss them soon I may perish
There are such beautiful people in my life and if i do not kiss them soon I may perish
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My favourite holiday pastime: yearning gaily,,,
There are such beautiful people in my life and if i do not kiss them soon I may perish
There are such beautiful people in my life and if i do not kiss them soon I may perish
My friend has been trying to figure out how to make vegan Yorkshire puddings for xmas dinner tomorrow 🥺
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My friend has been trying to figure out how to make vegan Yorkshire puddings for xmas dinner tomorrow 🥺
Men are surprised that I have a master's degree because misogyny.
Women are surprised because 5 minutes earlier I was getting head scritches and softly barking.
Women are surprised because 5 minutes earlier I was getting head scritches and softly barking.
They fail to realise I'm only stupid for beautiful women 😔
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Men are surprised that I have a master's degree because misogyny.
Women are surprised because 5 minutes earlier I was getting head scritches and softly barking.
Women are surprised because 5 minutes earlier I was getting head scritches and softly barking.
Ok no it's all fine so far. I'm definitely just getting overly anxious about stuff
Oh shit my grandmother just arrived
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ok no it's all fine so far. I'm definitely just getting overly anxious about stuff
Oh shit my grandmother just arrived
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Oh shit my grandmother just arrived
Started telling people I could top because it brings me joy to spread misinformation. But then it turns out I actually enjoy topping?!
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Started telling people I could top because it brings me joy to spread misinformation. But then it turns out I actually enjoy topping?!