Noir Blueberry
@archibecture.bsky.social
I have lots of shoes I don't wear, two mini lions, an obsession with most things Italian, and a quirky sense of...something. With occasional and quite random photos.
these xmas decorations fit into the storage boxes when I pulled everything out in November... 🤨
January 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
these xmas decorations fit into the storage boxes when I pulled everything out in November... 🤨
in unrelated news, I hate that doctors never just tell you anything straight
just tell me how worried I should be!
just tell me how worried I should be!
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
in unrelated news, I hate that doctors never just tell you anything straight
just tell me how worried I should be!
just tell me how worried I should be!
has anyone told the whining baby president that he should learn how to spell the name of that peace prize he wants so badly?
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
has anyone told the whining baby president that he should learn how to spell the name of that peace prize he wants so badly?
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The problem is, tomorrow Joe Scarborough will have Mike Johnson or another Republican on his show and joke with them about some other issue, and it'll be right back to business as usual-basically like January 6 never happened
Don't accept this. Always remember who they are, and what they did
Don't accept this. Always remember who they are, and what they did
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The problem is, tomorrow Joe Scarborough will have Mike Johnson or another Republican on his show and joke with them about some other issue, and it'll be right back to business as usual-basically like January 6 never happened
Don't accept this. Always remember who they are, and what they did
Don't accept this. Always remember who they are, and what they did
I just need a time out. From my sweet little (LOUD!) Siamese cat. Why is she always screaming at me?!? 😹
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I just need a time out. From my sweet little (LOUD!) Siamese cat. Why is she always screaming at me?!? 😹
so apparently there's a Spanish tradition of eating twelve grapes just before midnight, with a wish attached to each one
may or may not do this under a table?
may or may not do this under a table?
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
so apparently there's a Spanish tradition of eating twelve grapes just before midnight, with a wish attached to each one
may or may not do this under a table?
may or may not do this under a table?
but again, this will be me long before midnight 😹
a woman in a pink hat is laying in a bed with a laptop on the table .
ALT: a woman in a pink hat is laying in a bed with a laptop on the table .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
but again, this will be me long before midnight 😹
2025 was a lot of loss and some terrifying health stuff personally (that so far is mostly okay), and all I can think right now is that in 2026 I need to embrace self care, protect my energy, and seek out that which brings me joy
in other words, live out of gratitude and clear out the muck
in other words, live out of gratitude and clear out the muck
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
2025 was a lot of loss and some terrifying health stuff personally (that so far is mostly okay), and all I can think right now is that in 2026 I need to embrace self care, protect my energy, and seek out that which brings me joy
in other words, live out of gratitude and clear out the muck
in other words, live out of gratitude and clear out the muck
I'm ending the year with a higher VO2max than I've had in a very long time, I'm stronger and healthier and almost 35 pounds lighter, and I refuse to acknowledge any of the other stuff this year brought with it right now. 😘
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm ending the year with a higher VO2max than I've had in a very long time, I'm stronger and healthier and almost 35 pounds lighter, and I refuse to acknowledge any of the other stuff this year brought with it right now. 😘
Mood I'm bringing into the new year:
102-Year-Old Yoga Teacher’s Simple Approach to Aging Well www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/w...
102-Year-Old Yoga Teacher’s Simple Approach to Aging Well www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/w...
A 102-Year-Old Yoga Teacher’s Simple Approach to Aging Well
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mood I'm bringing into the new year:
102-Year-Old Yoga Teacher’s Simple Approach to Aging Well www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/w...
102-Year-Old Yoga Teacher’s Simple Approach to Aging Well www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/w...
merry christmas from me and this cute photo I borrowed from the internet 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
merry christmas from me and this cute photo I borrowed from the internet 🎄
How I'm turning up yo the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
How I'm turning up yo the Bluesky Christmas party.
All I want for Christmas is Cameron Diaz's winter wardrobe from The Holiday. 😻
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
All I want for Christmas is Cameron Diaz's winter wardrobe from The Holiday. 😻
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Would I date this Denver building?
Lowry hangar
Adapted to civilian life, but says “Roger that” when I ask him to take out the recycling. Still looks great in his uniform.
Freak in the sheets, with hospital corners.
Capacious heart, yet mercurial.
The peatier the Scotch the better.
HECK YEAH
Lowry hangar
Adapted to civilian life, but says “Roger that” when I ask him to take out the recycling. Still looks great in his uniform.
Freak in the sheets, with hospital corners.
Capacious heart, yet mercurial.
The peatier the Scotch the better.
HECK YEAH
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Would I date this Denver building?
Lowry hangar
Adapted to civilian life, but says “Roger that” when I ask him to take out the recycling. Still looks great in his uniform.
Freak in the sheets, with hospital corners.
Capacious heart, yet mercurial.
The peatier the Scotch the better.
HECK YEAH
Lowry hangar
Adapted to civilian life, but says “Roger that” when I ask him to take out the recycling. Still looks great in his uniform.
Freak in the sheets, with hospital corners.
Capacious heart, yet mercurial.
The peatier the Scotch the better.
HECK YEAH
omfg I've killed Frosty the (ceramic) Snowman! 😳💔
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
omfg I've killed Frosty the (ceramic) Snowman! 😳💔
I have cleaned out my coat closet! And then put them all back.
Nothing to be done. I need them all!
Nothing to be done. I need them all!
a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I have cleaned out my coat closet! And then put them all back.
Nothing to be done. I need them all!
Nothing to be done. I need them all!
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haven’t heard back from Tough Guy Central yet
I emailed the White House promising them I’d donate $8 million worth in Trump’s corrupt meme coin to Trump’s presidential library fund, if they could provide a convincing argument for why Trump’s Rob Reiner post this am was at all appropriate.
Haven’t heard back yet zeteo.com/p/breaking-t...
Haven’t heard back yet zeteo.com/p/breaking-t...
BREAKING: Trump Dances on Rob Reiner’s Grave
Even for President Donald Trump, this is sickening.
zeteo.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
haven’t heard back from Tough Guy Central yet
You can tell I'm GenX because I am wrecked about this Rob Reiner thing. Or maybe I'm just human.
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You can tell I'm GenX because I am wrecked about this Rob Reiner thing. Or maybe I'm just human.
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I’m not even going to publish a copy of Trumps comments about Reiner and his wife. But occasionally he reminds me that he is simply one of the worst, most degenerate individuals who has ever existed in American public life. Hard to think of any more vicious, vile and sociopathic.
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m not even going to publish a copy of Trumps comments about Reiner and his wife. But occasionally he reminds me that he is simply one of the worst, most degenerate individuals who has ever existed in American public life. Hard to think of any more vicious, vile and sociopathic.
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A must read #RobReiner Story.
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
A must read #RobReiner Story.
I accidentally used my debit card instead of a credit card! OPPS XMAS IS CANCELLED! 😳
December 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I accidentally used my debit card instead of a credit card! OPPS XMAS IS CANCELLED! 😳
Marco Rubio changing the fonts back to TIMES NEW ROMAN?!?
This is a step too far! 😳
This is a step too far! 😳
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Marco Rubio changing the fonts back to TIMES NEW ROMAN?!?
This is a step too far! 😳
This is a step too far! 😳
we're full of "this cat makes a terrible scale figure with holiday decorations" this year 😹
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
we're full of "this cat makes a terrible scale figure with holiday decorations" this year 😹
cat makes a lousy scale figure 😹
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
cat makes a lousy scale figure 😹