ArchedEyebrow
@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)
Did you check around the planter boxes...?
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Did you check around the planter boxes...?
Trap, geld, release.
Expensive, but humane and effective in the long run.
Expensive, but humane and effective in the long run.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Trap, geld, release.
Expensive, but humane and effective in the long run.
Expensive, but humane and effective in the long run.
...especially as there are well-funded and highly-motivated oligarchs actively TRYING to make it happen here.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
...especially as there are well-funded and highly-motivated oligarchs actively TRYING to make it happen here.
In some instances sure.
But some political staffers avoid being the ones to tell their political masters bad news.
When you look at the Coalition's last election results, it's hard to believe they were aware of widespread SM rejection of their policies.
Perhaps they were in a comfy echo chamber.
But some political staffers avoid being the ones to tell their political masters bad news.
When you look at the Coalition's last election results, it's hard to believe they were aware of widespread SM rejection of their policies.
Perhaps they were in a comfy echo chamber.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
In some instances sure.
But some political staffers avoid being the ones to tell their political masters bad news.
When you look at the Coalition's last election results, it's hard to believe they were aware of widespread SM rejection of their policies.
Perhaps they were in a comfy echo chamber.
But some political staffers avoid being the ones to tell their political masters bad news.
When you look at the Coalition's last election results, it's hard to believe they were aware of widespread SM rejection of their policies.
Perhaps they were in a comfy echo chamber.
Well spotted. I'm sure you're right.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Well spotted. I'm sure you're right.
Perhaps we need to build a wall around the shire that gave us both Race Riots AND Australia's worst-ever PM. 😉
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Perhaps we need to build a wall around the shire that gave us both Race Riots AND Australia's worst-ever PM. 😉
That whole "send workers back to the office" policy didn't seem to work out so well for them last election.
Musst have a sshort memory.
Musst have a sshort memory.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
That whole "send workers back to the office" policy didn't seem to work out so well for them last election.
Musst have a sshort memory.
Musst have a sshort memory.
A nice "little" income supplement for a sitting Minister...?
The role is considered a senior position, so the salary would be commensurate with similar ambassadorial or special envoy appointments within DFAT, which are often on a scale similar to senior public servants. #AusPol
The role is considered a senior position, so the salary would be commensurate with similar ambassadorial or special envoy appointments within DFAT, which are often on a scale similar to senior public servants. #AusPol
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A nice "little" income supplement for a sitting Minister...?
The role is considered a senior position, so the salary would be commensurate with similar ambassadorial or special envoy appointments within DFAT, which are often on a scale similar to senior public servants. #AusPol
The role is considered a senior position, so the salary would be commensurate with similar ambassadorial or special envoy appointments within DFAT, which are often on a scale similar to senior public servants. #AusPol
The data politicians really care about is poll data.
So, to get action on the underlying issues like these, we the people need to vocally express our concerns to the point where politicians believe their negligence might lead to their electoral loss.
#AusPol
So, to get action on the underlying issues like these, we the people need to vocally express our concerns to the point where politicians believe their negligence might lead to their electoral loss.
#AusPol
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The data politicians really care about is poll data.
So, to get action on the underlying issues like these, we the people need to vocally express our concerns to the point where politicians believe their negligence might lead to their electoral loss.
#AusPol
So, to get action on the underlying issues like these, we the people need to vocally express our concerns to the point where politicians believe their negligence might lead to their electoral loss.
#AusPol
$2...?! What a ripoff!
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
$2...?! What a ripoff!
Not so!
One Nation has better grog and comfier seats to sleep it off in.
One Nation has better grog and comfier seats to sleep it off in.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Not so!
One Nation has better grog and comfier seats to sleep it off in.
One Nation has better grog and comfier seats to sleep it off in.
But Australia already has a Charter of Passenger Rights...?
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
But Australia already has a Charter of Passenger Rights...?
More of a "classist act", I think.
Such as when he directed journalists to describe a train outage as a "union strike" - even after they informed him it was actually due to an "employer lockout".
Just one of his many forelock tugs to then Nine Media Chair and Liberal Party elder, Peter Costello.
Such as when he directed journalists to describe a train outage as a "union strike" - even after they informed him it was actually due to an "employer lockout".
Just one of his many forelock tugs to then Nine Media Chair and Liberal Party elder, Peter Costello.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
More of a "classist act", I think.
Such as when he directed journalists to describe a train outage as a "union strike" - even after they informed him it was actually due to an "employer lockout".
Just one of his many forelock tugs to then Nine Media Chair and Liberal Party elder, Peter Costello.
Such as when he directed journalists to describe a train outage as a "union strike" - even after they informed him it was actually due to an "employer lockout".
Just one of his many forelock tugs to then Nine Media Chair and Liberal Party elder, Peter Costello.
I reckon Albanese has one foot out the door, and won't contest the next federal election.
So he'll go on blithely leading and reforming as little as possible on behalf of Labor's corporate sponsors, until he steps down.
So he'll go on blithely leading and reforming as little as possible on behalf of Labor's corporate sponsors, until he steps down.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I reckon Albanese has one foot out the door, and won't contest the next federal election.
So he'll go on blithely leading and reforming as little as possible on behalf of Labor's corporate sponsors, until he steps down.
So he'll go on blithely leading and reforming as little as possible on behalf of Labor's corporate sponsors, until he steps down.
Is the Nation that Babet's going to join the United States?
Because he spends more time sucking up to Trump than he does representing Australia.
#AusPol
Because he spends more time sucking up to Trump than he does representing Australia.
#AusPol
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Is the Nation that Babet's going to join the United States?
Because he spends more time sucking up to Trump than he does representing Australia.
#AusPol
Because he spends more time sucking up to Trump than he does representing Australia.
#AusPol
Shields' serial sycophancy to the Liberal Party was a disgrace to the masthead.
(Remember how he deliberately mislead readers about the NSW train shutdown, in service to his LNP masters?)
#AusPol
(Remember how he deliberately mislead readers about the NSW train shutdown, in service to his LNP masters?)
#AusPol
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Shields' serial sycophancy to the Liberal Party was a disgrace to the masthead.
(Remember how he deliberately mislead readers about the NSW train shutdown, in service to his LNP masters?)
#AusPol
(Remember how he deliberately mislead readers about the NSW train shutdown, in service to his LNP masters?)
#AusPol
Exactly!
And tho they might be seen to argue against it, I'm pretty sure the sharks (ie big tech) are secretly DELIGHTED with Australia's plan.
They can APPEAR to address concerns, while merely adding a couple of lines of code to block accounts.
(Their existing algorithms already know our ages.)
And tho they might be seen to argue against it, I'm pretty sure the sharks (ie big tech) are secretly DELIGHTED with Australia's plan.
They can APPEAR to address concerns, while merely adding a couple of lines of code to block accounts.
(Their existing algorithms already know our ages.)
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Exactly!
And tho they might be seen to argue against it, I'm pretty sure the sharks (ie big tech) are secretly DELIGHTED with Australia's plan.
They can APPEAR to address concerns, while merely adding a couple of lines of code to block accounts.
(Their existing algorithms already know our ages.)
And tho they might be seen to argue against it, I'm pretty sure the sharks (ie big tech) are secretly DELIGHTED with Australia's plan.
They can APPEAR to address concerns, while merely adding a couple of lines of code to block accounts.
(Their existing algorithms already know our ages.)
She's a real ... rhymes with "stunt".
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November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
She's a real ... rhymes with "stunt".
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