ArchedEyebrow
@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)
We already know what the audit will find - because the rules were designed to ENABLE rorts.
The rules - and the politicians that don't fix them - ARE the problem!
An ethical government would amend the rules to meet community (and business) standards instead of exploiting them.
#AusPol
The rules - and the politicians that don't fix them - ARE the problem!
An ethical government would amend the rules to meet community (and business) standards instead of exploiting them.
#AusPol
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
We already know what the audit will find - because the rules were designed to ENABLE rorts.
The rules - and the politicians that don't fix them - ARE the problem!
An ethical government would amend the rules to meet community (and business) standards instead of exploiting them.
#AusPol
The rules - and the politicians that don't fix them - ARE the problem!
An ethical government would amend the rules to meet community (and business) standards instead of exploiting them.
#AusPol
We should not condone corruption by EITHER side of politics.
That one party put in place guidelines to legitimise rorting shouldn't excuse rorting by either party. Labor should be FIXING the guidelines not exploiting them.
MSM are being typically biased, but bothsideism is not the answer.
#AusPol
That one party put in place guidelines to legitimise rorting shouldn't excuse rorting by either party. Labor should be FIXING the guidelines not exploiting them.
MSM are being typically biased, but bothsideism is not the answer.
#AusPol
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We should not condone corruption by EITHER side of politics.
That one party put in place guidelines to legitimise rorting shouldn't excuse rorting by either party. Labor should be FIXING the guidelines not exploiting them.
MSM are being typically biased, but bothsideism is not the answer.
#AusPol
That one party put in place guidelines to legitimise rorting shouldn't excuse rorting by either party. Labor should be FIXING the guidelines not exploiting them.
MSM are being typically biased, but bothsideism is not the answer.
#AusPol
Reminds me a bit of a Mazda 626 hatch I once had. It was a brilliant design, both sporty and functional.
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Reminds me a bit of a Mazda 626 hatch I once had. It was a brilliant design, both sporty and functional.
...and I gave them every bit as much grief when they were in government as I am giving the current (poor excuse for a) Labor Government.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
...and I gave them every bit as much grief when they were in government as I am giving the current (poor excuse for a) Labor Government.
Hey @albomp.bsky.social. If flying your family around to sporting events and on ski holidays is "within the rules" as you claim, then CHANGE THE FUCKING RULES to stop MPs rorting their public office, you insipid impersonation of a Labor leader.
#AusPol #parody
#AusPol #parody
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hey @albomp.bsky.social. If flying your family around to sporting events and on ski holidays is "within the rules" as you claim, then CHANGE THE FUCKING RULES to stop MPs rorting their public office, you insipid impersonation of a Labor leader.
#AusPol #parody
#AusPol #parody
I note that the (supposedly) Labor Government has found a new way to disappoint those who expected them to be less dodgy than the coalition.
#AusPol
#AusPol
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I note that the (supposedly) Labor Government has found a new way to disappoint those who expected them to be less dodgy than the coalition.
#AusPol
#AusPol
Barnaby Joyce is a politician determined to pursue his beliefs.
One of his beliefs is that a somnambulic 6-year term in the Senate with One Nation will "keep him in good spirits" until he retires. #AusPol
One of his beliefs is that a somnambulic 6-year term in the Senate with One Nation will "keep him in good spirits" until he retires. #AusPol
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Barnaby Joyce is a politician determined to pursue his beliefs.
One of his beliefs is that a somnambulic 6-year term in the Senate with One Nation will "keep him in good spirits" until he retires. #AusPol
One of his beliefs is that a somnambulic 6-year term in the Senate with One Nation will "keep him in good spirits" until he retires. #AusPol
Is it just me, or does the new "FIFA Peace Prize" Trophy - awarded to Trump yesterday - seem to portray the hands of aging oligarchs clawing the wealth off the planet?
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Is it just me, or does the new "FIFA Peace Prize" Trophy - awarded to Trump yesterday - seem to portray the hands of aging oligarchs clawing the wealth off the planet?
Called it.
"Follow me for more amazingly prescient Trump predictions."
😉
"Follow me for more amazingly prescient Trump predictions."
😉
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Called it.
"Follow me for more amazingly prescient Trump predictions."
😉
"Follow me for more amazingly prescient Trump predictions."
😉
This middle digit is extended not only to Trump but also to the 32% of Americans who continue to support his selfish destruction of morality, civility & progressiveness.
Fuck MAGA. May you all crumble under medical debts, joblessness & crypto scams and be buried in landfill with cheap Trump merch.
Fuck MAGA. May you all crumble under medical debts, joblessness & crypto scams and be buried in landfill with cheap Trump merch.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This middle digit is extended not only to Trump but also to the 32% of Americans who continue to support his selfish destruction of morality, civility & progressiveness.
Fuck MAGA. May you all crumble under medical debts, joblessness & crypto scams and be buried in landfill with cheap Trump merch.
Fuck MAGA. May you all crumble under medical debts, joblessness & crypto scams and be buried in landfill with cheap Trump merch.
I've always wondered why - given their "no Kings" stance - the USA's founding fathers gave the President the power to grant presidential pardons.
It doesn't get much more "King-like" than being permitted to helping your friends and family escape the consequences of breaking the law.
It doesn't get much more "King-like" than being permitted to helping your friends and family escape the consequences of breaking the law.
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I've always wondered why - given their "no Kings" stance - the USA's founding fathers gave the President the power to grant presidential pardons.
It doesn't get much more "King-like" than being permitted to helping your friends and family escape the consequences of breaking the law.
It doesn't get much more "King-like" than being permitted to helping your friends and family escape the consequences of breaking the law.
A reminder that Liberal Party Minister for Defence, Linda Reynolds, appointed serial losing litigant Bruce Lehrmann to be one of her senior advisors.
Quite the brains trust we had in Defence - perhaps Australia should reconsider some of their "bright ideas"...?
#AusPol #AUKUS
Quite the brains trust we had in Defence - perhaps Australia should reconsider some of their "bright ideas"...?
#AusPol #AUKUS
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Coalition MPs LOVE spending money on gun clubs.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Coalition MPs LOVE spending money on gun clubs.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Did you check around the planter boxes...?
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Did you check around the planter boxes...?
Nationals Senator Bridget McKenzie says she's "worried about Barnaby Joyce's legacy".
But I think Bridget should be more worried about her own...
#AusPol
But I think Bridget should be more worried about her own...
#AusPol
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nationals Senator Bridget McKenzie says she's "worried about Barnaby Joyce's legacy".
But I think Bridget should be more worried about her own...
#AusPol
But I think Bridget should be more worried about her own...
#AusPol