Archangel Gabriel
@archangelicgabriel.bsky.social
Messenger of God, Prince of Heaven, and First-Order Archangel (currently on sabbatical)
Except in the case of assigned demons. Obviously.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Except in the case of assigned demons. Obviously.
Only for the Greater Good.
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Only for the Greater Good.
I'm on sabbatical. Though if I wasn't, I would question who Oreos is and why they're being put on a shelf. Are they an accomplice to something?
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm on sabbatical. Though if I wasn't, I would question who Oreos is and why they're being put on a shelf. Are they an accomplice to something?
Are you asking if rabbits are tied to God's Ineffable Plan and subject to both pious encouragements and demonic temptations? Or do you mean recreationally?
The answer is no.
The answer is no.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Are you asking if rabbits are tied to God's Ineffable Plan and subject to both pious encouragements and demonic temptations? Or do you mean recreationally?
The answer is no.
The answer is no.
Oh right, the dirt jars. They sure had a lot of them.
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Oh right, the dirt jars. They sure had a lot of them.
Did we go into a shop together, or did you wander off? Your high energy on that last Visitation made everything a blur by the end.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Did we go into a shop together, or did you wander off? Your high energy on that last Visitation made everything a blur by the end.
Very good.
I know what you mean - there are a few humans who work near Aziraphale's bookshop that still give me funny looks to this day.
I know what you mean - there are a few humans who work near Aziraphale's bookshop that still give me funny looks to this day.
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Very good.
I know what you mean - there are a few humans who work near Aziraphale's bookshop that still give me funny looks to this day.
I know what you mean - there are a few humans who work near Aziraphale's bookshop that still give me funny looks to this day.
"Lovely?" I'll take your word for it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Lovely?" I'll take your word for it.
That, well. That is a depiction of a... complicated moment from the documentary. Not pornography either way - it's not a book.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That, well. That is a depiction of a... complicated moment from the documentary. Not pornography either way - it's not a book.
It seems you've moved on from wishing harm on principalities to judging the quality of demonic... acts. Do you ever take a day off?
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It seems you've moved on from wishing harm on principalities to judging the quality of demonic... acts. Do you ever take a day off?
That last thing is no surprise. I'm guessing he lost the key.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That last thing is no surprise. I'm guessing he lost the key.
It was a very brief phase that I only entered because I believed it was for the Greater Good.
Before that, little to no murder. Very rare if present at all. Though sometimes I considered manual personality adjustment.
Before that, little to no murder. Very rare if present at all. Though sometimes I considered manual personality adjustment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It was a very brief phase that I only entered because I believed it was for the Greater Good.
Before that, little to no murder. Very rare if present at all. Though sometimes I considered manual personality adjustment.
Before that, little to no murder. Very rare if present at all. Though sometimes I considered manual personality adjustment.
I'm assuming you've seen the latest documentary installment, so I will just say "no comment."
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm assuming you've seen the latest documentary installment, so I will just say "no comment."
Look at you, doing Good Works. I knew you could do it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Look at you, doing Good Works. I knew you could do it.
For your sake, I'll repeat "it could be argued" and leave it at that.
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
For your sake, I'll repeat "it could be argued" and leave it at that.
There are a lot of bits out there that cause laughter and negatively impact humanity. Just look at the things that make my partner laugh.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
There are a lot of bits out there that cause laughter and negatively impact humanity. Just look at the things that make my partner laugh.
Depends on the outcome of "really funny."
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Depends on the outcome of "really funny."
Hm. Yes. I guess you could. Next time you're granted Visitation Leave, we can conduct more research.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Hm. Yes. I guess you could. Next time you're granted Visitation Leave, we can conduct more research.
It was certainly something. The more time I spend Visiting the humans, the more I discover about them. It's... interesting.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
It was certainly something. The more time I spend Visiting the humans, the more I discover about them. It's... interesting.
Oh- uh, yes. Fun. That would be the word *you'd* use to describe being shown all the popular human places. You were certainly enthusiastic about it, I'll give you that. And loud.
And, uh. I suppose I had fun too.
And, uh. I suppose I had fun too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh- uh, yes. Fun. That would be the word *you'd* use to describe being shown all the popular human places. You were certainly enthusiastic about it, I'll give you that. And loud.
And, uh. I suppose I had fun too.
And, uh. I suppose I had fun too.
"Friend" is a strong word.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"Friend" is a strong word.