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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

Pass.

Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

Mnh. Well, uh. It. We were working. I wasn't... listen, it's impossible to ignore them when they make such an impressive entrance. That and their mystique. I MEAN aura. Menacing aura.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

What? No, not remotely. Distracted by what? Not them posing, I'll tell you that much. Probably.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

I can't exactly remember if they stood like this while we argued at Tadfield Air Base, or if it just felt like it to observers.

Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 4d

I love them, your honor!

Aziraphale and Crowley in a lifted ballet pose with THE DRAMA written behind them

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know what you mean by "in" in this context, because you're clearly not referring to style. They don't even match.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 3d

Glad you correctly documented it as "blessed." If you put "holy" in your report, I could see it causing some confusion Upstairs.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 3d

I'll believe that when I see proof.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 3d

Points for creativity, but why did you need to use a water buffalo? Was the demon also riding one?

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 3d

I don't understand you, but I feel the need to forgive you.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 4d

Sure, sure. I see your human logic there. But I happen to know from personal experience that some humans ride sheep. It isn't all horses, and frankly, some of you out there could be a little more creative with your taming and breeding aspirations.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 4d

Did I say something funny?

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 4d

Humans, how did you determine which animals were rideable? I'm betting it was a process of elimination, and if so, I would also wager you haven't found all possible mount options yet.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 5d

If it's any consolation, no human is ever "really, really old" by ethereal standards.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

Isn't that the human word for a good display of fashion sense? I might be using a phrase from a different century. You change your words way too quickly.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

No. Of course not. That's ridiculous.

Well fine, okay - it isn't dissimilar to past events, but let's all remember here how much Gleafer embellishes the truth before we start assigning blame, or affection, or anything else.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

... in my brief absence, I clearly forgot what you are like.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

Ah. I would normally say "think only of the Joy of Humanity's Salvation," but I'm starting to understand things are a little more complicated than that.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

"Snarky"? I'm confused, but that's fine. You seem to be as well.

In the future, you can always pray if you miss me. I mean, I am out of office and unlikely to get back to you even if I wasn't, but it might make you feel better.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

It's @lord-beelzebub.bsky.social 's feather. I didn't think I'd need to tell you that, but you could have guessed it, I'm sure. Better luck next time.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

Why does the little moss-man think She is unhappy with me?

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

I don't know what "downloading" means, but I was physically here not long ago and still am mentally, if that's of interest to you.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 6d

Switzerland. It's either Tarasp, Scuol, or Sent. All of these little mountain-human towns look alike to me.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 7d

Beautiful. I'm pretty sure you humans would say they have impressive "drip." The classic looks are classic for a reason.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 9d

'Lazy weekend,' hm. I don't hate the idea.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 9d

I didn't think humans hibernated. In fact, I'm not sure which animals we decided hibernate, either.

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