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Gerboa.
@arcanevice.bsky.social
Pronoun Hoarder. 🩷💙💜

Almond Rocas. Bubbies Pickles. Strawberry Lemonade.

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YOU CANT CONVINCE ME HE ISNT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I usually soak with vinegar then run a wash. Helps with Fred’s stinky work clothes. Might take turns and do one then the other, just to get it all out.

0/10 do not recommend burning noodles in the microwave 🥲🥲🥲
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thank you!

I think it’s in the venting portions of the microwave so I’m gonna have to look up how to take it apart. It’s one of those above the stove ones. I washed the little metal filters but it’s in DEEP. I wiped down all the cabinets but I might need to wash the curtains in the living room too
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Since when has EDT ever been used??
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I’ll do it once a week for specific stores like the Asian market but other than that, drive up baybeeee

In my defense though, I have two little monsters that I don’t want to shuffle around the store with.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don’t remember ABC ever using the D during TGIF commercials.

This is malarkey. I want to speak to the Timezone manager.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It’s a numbers game baybeeee
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Where is this Christmas teat? 👀
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
DID YOU DO THAT OWL HOOT YOURSELF??
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We moved here two years ago and I am just now finding one. All it took was for my mom to visit for a whole month 😅
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I checked and all three years, I have FUCKING right smack dab in the middle.

I am not surprised.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Damnit you just reminded me I’m getting myself a new therapist but I haven’t filled out all the forms yet 🫠🫠
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Something about that whole website interface is so dang satisfying. ALSO WOOOO! I made the list!
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM