Gerboa.
@arcanevice.bsky.social
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Almond Rocas. Bubbies Pickles. Strawberry Lemonade.
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I scrubbed all the things today and the smell is mostly gone except if I’m standing next to the microwave.
You know what I realized? That my dumbass didn’t wash the oven mitts I hang up LITERALLY NEXT TO THE MICROWAVE 😑😑
You know what I realized? That my dumbass didn’t wash the oven mitts I hang up LITERALLY NEXT TO THE MICROWAVE 😑😑
I have the window open in the kitchen due to ☢️THE SMELL☢️ and it’s so windy outside it sounds like super dramatic foley work from a 1950s cartoon.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I scrubbed all the things today and the smell is mostly gone except if I’m standing next to the microwave.
You know what I realized? That my dumbass didn’t wash the oven mitts I hang up LITERALLY NEXT TO THE MICROWAVE 😑😑
You know what I realized? That my dumbass didn’t wash the oven mitts I hang up LITERALLY NEXT TO THE MICROWAVE 😑😑
Straight hair Natasha Lyonne feels like a hate crime.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Straight hair Natasha Lyonne feels like a hate crime.
I have the window open in the kitchen due to ☢️THE SMELL☢️ and it’s so windy outside it sounds like super dramatic foley work from a 1950s cartoon.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have the window open in the kitchen due to ☢️THE SMELL☢️ and it’s so windy outside it sounds like super dramatic foley work from a 1950s cartoon.
“You are a worm who thought himself a serpent just because you slither.”
-Golden Son, chapter 35.
-Golden Son, chapter 35.
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
“You are a worm who thought himself a serpent just because you slither.”
-Golden Son, chapter 35.
-Golden Son, chapter 35.
Reposted by Gerboa.
Barn Owls are one of the species that suffer the most rodenticide poisoning. We’re killing the best weapon we have against rodents w/ our inability to use proper pest control management. Help us change that by donating to our campaign #birds #birdsofprey #ratpoisoniswildlifepoison
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August 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Barn Owls are one of the species that suffer the most rodenticide poisoning. We’re killing the best weapon we have against rodents w/ our inability to use proper pest control management. Help us change that by donating to our campaign #birds #birdsofprey #ratpoisoniswildlifepoison
gofund.me/5e442bf9
gofund.me/5e442bf9
I used the microwave without thinking.
Everything smells again.
I am fading away. Being eroded by the smell of burnt dry noodles. Good bye cruel world.
Everything smells again.
I am fading away. Being eroded by the smell of burnt dry noodles. Good bye cruel world.
Dawn Powerwash has come in clutch. Again. There’s a faint smell but significantly less overpowering.
The inside of my microwave now has a 70s yellow tint on the inside 😓
The inside of my microwave now has a 70s yellow tint on the inside 😓
So the Goose almost burned down the microwave today. My whole house smells like burnt food. Unfortunately it’s looking like I’m going to have to deep clean to get the smell out. Send help. 🫠🫠
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I used the microwave without thinking.
Everything smells again.
I am fading away. Being eroded by the smell of burnt dry noodles. Good bye cruel world.
Everything smells again.
I am fading away. Being eroded by the smell of burnt dry noodles. Good bye cruel world.
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Reminder, get your HPV vaccines! It's better to take it and not need it than getting a preventable cancer.
Take care of yourselves, bbs. ILU
Take care of yourselves, bbs. ILU
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reminder, get your HPV vaccines! It's better to take it and not need it than getting a preventable cancer.
Take care of yourselves, bbs. ILU
Take care of yourselves, bbs. ILU
Dawn Powerwash has come in clutch. Again. There’s a faint smell but significantly less overpowering.
The inside of my microwave now has a 70s yellow tint on the inside 😓
The inside of my microwave now has a 70s yellow tint on the inside 😓
So the Goose almost burned down the microwave today. My whole house smells like burnt food. Unfortunately it’s looking like I’m going to have to deep clean to get the smell out. Send help. 🫠🫠
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Dawn Powerwash has come in clutch. Again. There’s a faint smell but significantly less overpowering.
The inside of my microwave now has a 70s yellow tint on the inside 😓
The inside of my microwave now has a 70s yellow tint on the inside 😓
There’s an EDT??
I gotta be so honest with yall....I am not sure if it's est or edt at this point I'm afraid to ask
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December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
There’s an EDT??
So the Goose almost burned down the microwave today. My whole house smells like burnt food. Unfortunately it’s looking like I’m going to have to deep clean to get the smell out. Send help. 🫠🫠
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So the Goose almost burned down the microwave today. My whole house smells like burnt food. Unfortunately it’s looking like I’m going to have to deep clean to get the smell out. Send help. 🫠🫠
I don’t remember what life was like before drive up grocery pick up and honestly, I don’t want to.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I don’t remember what life was like before drive up grocery pick up and honestly, I don’t want to.
I hate my screen addiction because I could be reading right now. Or playing an actual video game I enjoy instead of doomscrolling on this dumb ass rectangle.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I hate my screen addiction because I could be reading right now. Or playing an actual video game I enjoy instead of doomscrolling on this dumb ass rectangle.
Okay I’ve thought about it for 5 seconds and maybe not windowless because I think humans are supposed to have sunlight or whatever. I’m not gonna google it. I just want out of this capitalist hellscape so I can enjoy night escapades and sleep soundly in the sunshine at leisure.
I want to be kept in a windowless room with no clocks and left to my own devices for a month. Then someone studies my sleep habits because I’m convinced I was meant to be the late night watch person for my adventuring party. I have all this energy after 10 pm and for what? Self destruction?
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Okay I’ve thought about it for 5 seconds and maybe not windowless because I think humans are supposed to have sunlight or whatever. I’m not gonna google it. I just want out of this capitalist hellscape so I can enjoy night escapades and sleep soundly in the sunshine at leisure.
I want to be kept in a windowless room with no clocks and left to my own devices for a month. Then someone studies my sleep habits because I’m convinced I was meant to be the late night watch person for my adventuring party. I have all this energy after 10 pm and for what? Self destruction?
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I want to be kept in a windowless room with no clocks and left to my own devices for a month. Then someone studies my sleep habits because I’m convinced I was meant to be the late night watch person for my adventuring party. I have all this energy after 10 pm and for what? Self destruction?
There’s an ominous church sign near my house that just says “The cross was enough”
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There’s an ominous church sign near my house that just says “The cross was enough”
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
I made my own gyoza tonight. Going forward, I’m just gonna buy them…
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I made my own gyoza tonight. Going forward, I’m just gonna buy them…
It’s criminal that the sky always looks so beautiful when it’s cold AF outside. I get why but it’s just unfair.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It’s criminal that the sky always looks so beautiful when it’s cold AF outside. I get why but it’s just unfair.
Working on numbers with the cricket and so when he says “I love you too!” I say “I love you three!” and so on and so forth. Except now when we hit 6 and 7 it is… an EVENT.
My life has been taken over by this meme.
My life has been taken over by this meme.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Working on numbers with the cricket and so when he says “I love you too!” I say “I love you three!” and so on and so forth. Except now when we hit 6 and 7 it is… an EVENT.
My life has been taken over by this meme.
My life has been taken over by this meme.
@fredgreenleaf.bsky.social is watching something boring instead of watching a cheesy Christmas movie with me 😒😒😒
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
@fredgreenleaf.bsky.social is watching something boring instead of watching a cheesy Christmas movie with me 😒😒😒
Playing 7days with the Goose for the first time and he’s absolutely tickled that the server password is SixSeven
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Playing 7days with the Goose for the first time and he’s absolutely tickled that the server password is SixSeven
Sometimes I get into this whirlpool of thoughts that I miss my dad but he’s still technically alive so acting like he’s dead is some sort of stolen valor. He doesn’t recognize people anymore so he’s unofficially gone and I just miss him and my level of missing him will only grow from here.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Sometimes I get into this whirlpool of thoughts that I miss my dad but he’s still technically alive so acting like he’s dead is some sort of stolen valor. He doesn’t recognize people anymore so he’s unofficially gone and I just miss him and my level of missing him will only grow from here.
Me *having gotten the Nexplanon implant in May and not having really had a period until now*: MY PERIOD?! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me *having gotten the Nexplanon implant in May and not having really had a period until now*: MY PERIOD?! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
It’s a cozy up and watch Hamilton kinda day.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s a cozy up and watch Hamilton kinda day.
Today is the day I learned that dawn power wash is actually really great for cleaning up after puke because instead of compounding the smell of chemical and throw up, it covers the smell while you clean. I used Lysol to disinfect afterwards but DPW was great while I was cleaning puke splatter up.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Today is the day I learned that dawn power wash is actually really great for cleaning up after puke because instead of compounding the smell of chemical and throw up, it covers the smell while you clean. I used Lysol to disinfect afterwards but DPW was great while I was cleaning puke splatter up.
People posting about Ariana & Cynthia like “oOoh, I hope everything is okayyy” simultaneously being passive aggressive but also putting their bodies in the spotlight. If you’re actually worried about EDs being normalized again maybe stop bringing them up and do some other shit with your life.
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
People posting about Ariana & Cynthia like “oOoh, I hope everything is okayyy” simultaneously being passive aggressive but also putting their bodies in the spotlight. If you’re actually worried about EDs being normalized again maybe stop bringing them up and do some other shit with your life.