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animation liker. terminal dipshit. pronouns in bio. (any)

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aranfalk.bsky.social
that sounds like a cool feature but it might be iPhone only?
screenshot of alt text adding screen from Bluesky for Android
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
aranfalk.bsky.social
tfw you punctured Grandma and now she will Surely Die
Ivan the silver Siberian cat lying on the cat tree thinking about what he's done
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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fuck this game (complimentary)
Screenshot from the game Silksong of the Flea Festival minigames scoreboard. After hours of tries I (Hornet) was able to barely eke out high scores against Seth, an NPC who stumbles across the games and casually destroys your previous high scores. If you beat these new high scores you get a little medallion that doesn't even do anything beyond proving that you're an extremely sweaty gamer.
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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is this anything
Charlie Brown movie quote meme with an excerpt from the movie Buffalo 66. The author is intentionally ruining the format of the meme with a quote that is way too long and obscure. "You want to know the truth, Charlie Brown? I could have had any girl I wanted in school. Any girl l wanted, Charlie Brown. You know why l didn't have a girlfriend? Huh? Because there was nobody that *l* liked. Nobody that *l* liked, Charlie Brown. That's the truth. I could have had anybody. There was nobody that l liked, because girls stink. They stink, Charlie Brown. They're evil. And they're all bad, all of them. They're backstabbers, Charlie Brown. Like you."
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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this is extremely shitlib-coded of me and i am genuinely sorry. i'm trying to stop myself from posting it. it's not working
A guardsman sitting atop a horse next to a woman who is standing beneath a large sign that reads "BEWARE Horses may kick or bie DOn't touch the reins thank you" The horse is biting her on the arm and she's yelling. The guardsman is labelled "Trump administration," the horse is labelled "Trump policies" and the woman being bitten is labelled "Trump voters".
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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gorgeousss
Opeth - Blackwater Park on vinyl. The disc has a marbling pattern of black, grey and white with a bluish tint.
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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playlist for hall o' th' ween
Record player and stand with two vinyl albums in the foreground: Metallica - Kill 'em All, and Opeth - Blackwater Park
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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hell of a haul today
Vinyl album - Miles Davis, Kind of Blue with disc partially out of sleeve. Vinyl album - John Coltrane - Stardust. The disc is clear with a slight iridescent lavender haze that the camera doesn't quite capture. Vinyl album - The Tragically Hip - Road Apples. The apple-red disc is playing in my turntable because I couldn't wait to start listening. Fun fact, Road Apples is Canadian slang for frozen horse feces sometimes used as a puck in pickup hockey games. Vinyl album - Joanna Newsom - Ys. The album is a full book with illustrated and beautifully formatted lyrics.
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Preach that fucking shit Dennis
lyric sheet for "Worms of the Senses" by Refused. Below the stylized image "The party program The party program The party program" etc. "I got a bone to pick with capitalism and a few to break. Grab us by the throat and shake the life away. Human life is not commodity, figures, statistics or make believe. And yeah I like eating excrement and not getting paid for it. Play the guilt, play the fear and play the anxiety. "Seduced by the opportunity and robbed of hope. Human suffering is not commodity, figures, statistics or make believe. Marginalise away the joy and sell us boredom. "And yeah I like working doing nothing and not making anything. Blame the poor, blame the uneducated and blame the sick."
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Maiden spin
Vinyl album and liner art of Refused - The Shape Of Punk To Come, spread out on the floor Close up of liner notes reading, "REFUSED: A Psychological Scrutiny Of Their Motives"
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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IN THE PENULTIMATE MOVEMENT, "MARCH TO THE GALLOWS" WHICH BUILDS FROM EXUBERANT TO MANIC, REFLECTING THE CROWD'S ANTICIPATION OF AND GRATIFICATION BY THE MAIN CHARACTER'S EXECUTION, BERLIOZ INVENTS THE "SAD SONGS IN MAJOR KEY" GENRE IN 1830
A man in sunglasses and a baseball tee shirt mansplains something to a blonde woman who looks somewhere between uncomfortable and hostile
October 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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smoked up drinked up going ham on the aux
An ugly silver record player from the 80s sits on the floor, playing Hector Berlioz's "Symphonie Fantastique" with the album cover propped up behind it
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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lap time for big boy
Gregor the big fluffy black and tan Siberian Forest Cat lounges on my lap. He is heavy Greg on my lap stretching a massive black paw Greg on my lap resting his head on my stomach cutely
August 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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oh no it's Arlo's nemesis, The Cat Who Doesn't Understand What You're Trying To Do But Disapproves Anyway
Greg the black and tan Siberian Forest Cat sitting directly on the sheets as his parent is trying to strip them from the bed Greg defiantly staring down the camera as he is swallowed by the sheets
August 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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lmao girl same
August 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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feature not bug
Ivan the silver tabby Siberian cat laying on his side/back looking like a seal Ivan laying on his back exposing white fluffy stomach Ivan as a tiny kitten laying on his back
July 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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one years old (belated)
Ivan the silver tabby Siberian Forest Cat laying on a high perch looking at the camera, not knowing what to do with his paws Ivan lays on his side on the rug with one arm stiffly raised in the air, displaying his white underside and black underpaws Ivan having buried himself under the area rugs completely except for his head, looking back at the viewer Ivan positively Zonked with his head on mom's pillow
July 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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my favorite genre
Ivan the silver tabby Siberian kitten age 3 months, exploring the bathroom sink Greg the black and tan Siberian, age 12 months, absolutely overfilling the sink with his fluff and chonk
July 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
aranfalk.bsky.social
can confirm, doing nothing all day is exhausting
Gregor, a big fluffy Siberian kitten, reclining against the wall with a thousand-yard stare.
July 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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that whole article lmao. airing ALL his business
Mickey Mouse in a trenchcoat, "They're beating your ass in the QRTs" meme. QRTs is replaced by "Irish Star," the paper of record currently beating Trump's ass
July 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
this is fine
Screenshot of the Watch Duty fire tracking app, showing multiple hundreds of active major and minor fires across the western US.
July 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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cheeky tosser
Ivan the Siberian cat with his hand over his ear dramatically
July 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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carry on my lazy son
Ivan the Siberian "kitten" (for another week) laying on my desk behind my keyboard. He is silver white and grey and has black toe beans and foot fur. He looks depressed to be locked in my office while cleaners are here Ivan fully passed out in the same spot with his paw in front of his face.
July 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
kinda crazy how well this all maps to Revelation i must say
July 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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completely, unimpeachably normal way to lay there. you nailed it little guy
Ivan the silver tabby Siberian kitten laying on his side? No, his back? No, some secret third thing.
July 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM