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@aranfalk.bsky.social
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animation liker. terminal dipshit. pronouns in bio. (any)

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aranfalk.bsky.social
my hypoallergenic cats have converted my mom from lifelong cat-hating, but today she got her first claw injury and she is being more dramatic than Miette
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
fuck this game (complimentary)
Screenshot from the game Silksong of the Flea Festival minigames scoreboard. After hours of tries I (Hornet) was able to barely eke out high scores against Seth, an NPC who stumbles across the games and casually destroys your previous high scores. If you beat these new high scores you get a little medallion that doesn't even do anything beyond proving that you're an extremely sweaty gamer.
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
is this anything
Charlie Brown movie quote meme with an excerpt from the movie Buffalo 66. The author is intentionally ruining the format of the meme with a quote that is way too long and obscure. "You want to know the truth, Charlie Brown? I could have had any girl I wanted in school. Any girl l wanted, Charlie Brown. You know why l didn't have a girlfriend? Huh? Because there was nobody that *l* liked. Nobody that *l* liked, Charlie Brown. That's the truth. I could have had anybody. There was nobody that l liked, because girls stink. They stink, Charlie Brown. They're evil. And they're all bad, all of them. They're backstabbers, Charlie Brown. Like you."
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
aranfalk.bsky.social
playlist for hall o' th' ween
Record player and stand with two vinyl albums in the foreground: Metallica - Kill 'em All, and Opeth - Blackwater Park
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
the boomers got exactly one thing right about life (getting high and listening to records)
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
aranfalk.bsky.social
hell of a haul today
Vinyl album - Miles Davis, Kind of Blue with disc partially out of sleeve. Vinyl album - John Coltrane - Stardust. The disc is clear with a slight iridescent lavender haze that the camera doesn't quite capture. Vinyl album - The Tragically Hip - Road Apples. The apple-red disc is playing in my turntable because I couldn't wait to start listening. Fun fact, Road Apples is Canadian slang for frozen horse feces sometimes used as a puck in pickup hockey games. Vinyl album - Joanna Newsom - Ys. The album is a full book with illustrated and beautifully formatted lyrics.
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
aranfalk.bsky.social
Maiden spin
Vinyl album and liner art of Refused - The Shape Of Punk To Come, spread out on the floor Close up of liner notes reading, "REFUSED: A Psychological Scrutiny Of Their Motives"
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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eva.computer
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
smoked up drinked up going ham on the aux
An ugly silver record player from the 80s sits on the floor, playing Hector Berlioz's "Symphonie Fantastique" with the album cover propped up behind it
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
aranfalk.bsky.social
tis the season for slathering petroleum jelly on my knuckles with a mini spatula because they are beyond the help of lotion
October 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
aranfalk.bsky.social
lap time for big boy
Gregor the big fluffy black and tan Siberian Forest Cat lounges on my lap. He is heavy Greg on my lap stretching a massive black paw Greg on my lap resting his head on my stomach cutely
August 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
my cats learned to open cabinets but the bigger one still hasn't figured out not to also put his paw on the door for balance, which closes it once he stops pulling it open. so while he's trying to get it open I just hear bam.. bam bam bam bam... bam 😭
August 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
watching Bocchi the Rock!! good shit
August 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATON RIDDIN A SKELATEN HORSE NAD IT SAYS "COUNTRYS ARENT REAL BORDERS ARENT REAL "NOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOU'RE SIDE OF THE LINE" GROW UP!!!! AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT!!! NONE OFTHIS SHIT IS REAL THERE JUST DRAWN LINES ON A MAP LIKE A KID IN A DORM ROOM AND THEY SAY YOU CANT CROSS THE LINE ONTO MY SIDE OF DA ROOM , ITS SO BAD EVEN A "R.A" WILL AGREE AND THERE DUMB AS SHIT, THERE THE GUYS IN THE DORM WHO ARE ALSO STILL STUDENT'S BUT THEY GET PUT IN CHARGE OF DA OTHER STUDENT'S, ITS A GOOD LESSON TO LEARN THAT HAVING A SMALL AMOUNT OF POWER CORRUPTS MOST PEOPLE AND THEY START PUSHIN YOU AROUND, JUST LIKE A REGULAR COP THEY NEVER FIX ANY REAL PROBLEM'S BUT THERE GONNA HASSLE YOU IF THEY DONT LIKE HOW YOU LOOK , NOW IMAGINE A WHOLE ECONOMIC SYSTEM BUILT ON A HIERARCHY OF EXTREMELY PETIT KINGS WITH EXTREMLY SMALL AMOUNT'S OF POWER, A PYRAMID OF CAPITAL BASED ON THE VIBE OF A DRUNK DAD YELLIN AT THERE KID, WHO THEN HAS TO SUBLIMATE THERE PROBLEM BY YELLIN AT THE PERSON BELLOW THEM ON THE PYRAMID, AND THE WHOLE TIME EVERYONES SENDIN THEIR MONEY UP DA STEPS SO THEY CAN WATCH STREAMIG VIDEO AND YELL AT STRANGER'S ON LINE, WE MUST DESTROY CAPTALISM, WE MUST DESTROY ALL COMPUTER'S, WE MUST DESTROY DA PORTABLE TELEPHONE, AND ULTIMATELY WE MUST ASK DA QUESTION "WHY HAS EARTH ALLOWED HUMAN'S TO PROSPER WHEN WERE DA WORST OF WHATS ON THE DAMB PLANET" BUT WHO HAS ROOM TO TYPE THAT IN DA ALT TEXT ANY WAY, GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT IF YOUR READIN THIS, ONLY DA REAL HEAD'S KNOW WHATS UP IN THIS SECTION , I THINK I TYPED DA WORDS FROM DA IMAGE AND RUNNING OUT OF ROOM SO SEE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
August 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
this drive to Tahoe is v boring but we're driving through basically the entire overworld map from Fallout 2 so that's kinda neat
August 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
one years old (belated)
Ivan the silver tabby Siberian Forest Cat laying on a high perch looking at the camera, not knowing what to do with his paws Ivan lays on his side on the rug with one arm stiffly raised in the air, displaying his white underside and black underpaws Ivan having buried himself under the area rugs completely except for his head, looking back at the viewer Ivan positively Zonked with his head on mom's pillow
July 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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janus.bsky.social
ok guys i found it , the worst take of the year
July 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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keithstack.com
he's bitin the heads off the angels now
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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aranfalk.bsky.social
these dudes do this with every fucking thing. EVERY activity.
Gregor the Siberian kitten sits obstinately at the center of a pile of sheets his parent is trying to strip off the bed. Greg is even further burrowed into the bedsheets, looking down. Greg is even further burrowed into the bedsheets, looking accusatorily toward the camera.
January 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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aranfalk.bsky.social
Ivan the Bold earns his name daily
February 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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aranfalk.bsky.social
he just lays like this...
Ivan the silver tabby Siberian kitten laying on his back with his legs spread like a weirdo
April 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
OBEY ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
DA COMPUTER HAS GONE FROM AN EMPLOYEE OF HUMANS TO OUR BOSS , I WILL NEVER OBEY A GLASS SCREEN OR A METAL BOX , WE NEVER LET A HAMMER TELL US WHAT TO HIT SO WHY DO THEY THINK WE WILL TAKE THIS SHIT FROM A PHONE OR A LAPTOP !!!!!!! AND DAT EXT SAYS "COMPUTERS SHOULD DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO " STOP GUESSING WAHT I WANT DO NOT EVE R REMIND ME LATER AND SHOW ME POSTS FROM DA PEPOLE I FOLLOW IN THE ORDER THEY POST IT MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
aranfalk.bsky.social
this is fine
Screenshot of the Watch Duty fire tracking app, showing multiple hundreds of active major and minor fires across the western US.
July 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
I AHVE MORE DEMANDS THEN THESE BUT : A SKELTON THROWING DA HORN'S AND IT SAY'S : 1. LUNCHIBLES SOULD INCLUDE A BEER 2. LEGALIZE PUBLIC URINATION 3. MANY OF MY TEACHERS FROMGRADES 3-10 SHOULD BE FORCET TO APOLOGIZE TO ME 4. BORDERS ARENT REAL 4. NATIONALIZE GROCEY STORE'S 6. SUPREME COURT 2 YEAR TERM AND 2 TERM LIMIT 7. OUTLAW FRONT LAWNS 8. MAKE CATS LIVE LONGER 9. FREE LUIGI 10. LEGALIZE PUBLIC URINATION AND THAT AINT ALL BUT ITS ALL I COULD FIT IN HERE. BYE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM