Aram Shabanian
@aramshabanian.bsky.social
Perhaps the real watch list was the friends we made along the way. Keyboard Inghimasi. Sic semper tyrannosaurus rex. --Dire Straits Appreciation Zone-- #Flowers4Qanon
"Turkey is the best friend of the Syrian revolution! We stand with Syria!"
(three hours later)
"Anyway so we're invading Syria cuz we don't like the appointments their government made."
(three hours later)
"Anyway so we're invading Syria cuz we don't like the appointments their government made."
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"Turkey is the best friend of the Syrian revolution! We stand with Syria!"
(three hours later)
"Anyway so we're invading Syria cuz we don't like the appointments their government made."
(three hours later)
"Anyway so we're invading Syria cuz we don't like the appointments their government made."
go back in time and introduce the luddites to electromagnetic pulse weapons
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
go back in time and introduce the luddites to electromagnetic pulse weapons
To my Syrian friends, congratulations on a year free from the grips of the genocide giraffe.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
To my Syrian friends, congratulations on a year free from the grips of the genocide giraffe.
Every time Assad pops up again to be a deeply-embarrassing dweeb piece of shit Putin sitting in his office like
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Every time Assad pops up again to be a deeply-embarrassing dweeb piece of shit Putin sitting in his office like
"just go head and declare a flood watch for literally everybody in Oregon*"
*yes, i know there are people in eastern oregon. like 8 of them.
*yes, i know there are people in eastern oregon. like 8 of them.
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
"just go head and declare a flood watch for literally everybody in Oregon*"
*yes, i know there are people in eastern oregon. like 8 of them.
*yes, i know there are people in eastern oregon. like 8 of them.
The guardians of freedom and democracy who stormed the state TV office in Benin are, if nothing else, in classic "coup announcement formation", with a proper distribution of homies in camo spread around sporting various kinds of headwear.
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The guardians of freedom and democracy who stormed the state TV office in Benin are, if nothing else, in classic "coup announcement formation", with a proper distribution of homies in camo spread around sporting various kinds of headwear.
a friend of mine from aleppo saw this today and sent it to me with the caption "PTSD" and it's supremely funny because mere hours earlier I was driving with my father and saw one and, without telling him what i was talking about, said "o hafez", to which he replied "They really do look like him huh"
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
a friend of mine from aleppo saw this today and sent it to me with the caption "PTSD" and it's supremely funny because mere hours earlier I was driving with my father and saw one and, without telling him what i was talking about, said "o hafez", to which he replied "They really do look like him huh"
we don't talk about it enough as a nation and as an alliance but jens stoltenberg was the most fuckable nato secretary-general we have ever had.
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
we don't talk about it enough as a nation and as an alliance but jens stoltenberg was the most fuckable nato secretary-general we have ever had.
USS Gerald Ford departing St. Thomas, Virgin Islands a little over an hour ago
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
USS Gerald Ford departing St. Thomas, Virgin Islands a little over an hour ago
Czechs did it better
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Czechs did it better
Actually fuck a nasheed, that's a little too indirect for these guys. This might be a better audio choice.
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Actually fuck a nasheed, that's a little too indirect for these guys. This might be a better audio choice.
24 years after 9/11, the primary threat to american domestic security and stability is not al qaeda. ICE is.
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
24 years after 9/11, the primary threat to american domestic security and stability is not al qaeda. ICE is.
The same seller has another Strange Shape Machine for sale btw and I don't understand their theme cuz this is clearly a penis maker, but their other strange shape machine makes AFRICOM's logo?
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The same seller has another Strange Shape Machine for sale btw and I don't understand their theme cuz this is clearly a penis maker, but their other strange shape machine makes AFRICOM's logo?
FIRE UP THE STRANGE SHAPE MACHINE BOYS CUZ I'M SERVING well you know
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
FIRE UP THE STRANGE SHAPE MACHINE BOYS CUZ I'M SERVING well you know
Mark II Zuckerberg
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Mark II Zuckerberg
a friend posted that their spotify wrapped said their #1 genre was "drone" and I cannot believe other people go to bed to this too
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
a friend posted that their spotify wrapped said their #1 genre was "drone" and I cannot believe other people go to bed to this too
little meme i cooked up when i worked at A Think Tank Full Of Experts Who Insisted Russia's Actions Are Just A Feint (until fucking 28 February 2022)
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
little meme i cooked up when i worked at A Think Tank Full Of Experts Who Insisted Russia's Actions Are Just A Feint (until fucking 28 February 2022)
But the final push into DC, led by a joint army of troops from Pacifica, The Deseret Free State, and the Midwest Juggalo Compact, will be carried out by tuk-tuks as a nod to the youth of Iraq 2018-2019
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
But the final push into DC, led by a joint army of troops from Pacifica, The Deseret Free State, and the Midwest Juggalo Compact, will be carried out by tuk-tuks as a nod to the youth of Iraq 2018-2019
tbh we gotta create an army of goofy-looking vehicles. Sherp UTV for the off-roading parts.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
tbh we gotta create an army of goofy-looking vehicles. Sherp UTV for the off-roading parts.
I wrote this back in June but it echoes feelings I've had honestly since like a week or two after the inauguration.
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I wrote this back in June but it echoes feelings I've had honestly since like a week or two after the inauguration.
Last call for former US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth as he downs a shot glass of the forbidden coward juice before returning to the big frat house in the sky (This will be funny in 15-24 months)
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Last call for former US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth as he downs a shot glass of the forbidden coward juice before returning to the big frat house in the sky (This will be funny in 15-24 months)