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MAGA when someone is nice to people of different ethnicities, sexualities, or the poor:

“Oh god my economy hurts so badly, why would the libs do this to me?”
February 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trumps latest 67 victims won’t be the last innocent blood on the hands of selfish administration
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Trump: I would like to blatantly do genocide.
CNN: Remarkable, sire.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jan 26
President Donald Trump indicated that he had spoken with the king of Jordan about potentially building housing and moving more than 1 million Palestinians from Gaza to neighboring countries, a remarkable proposal from a sitting US president: cnn.it/3WACxIK
Trump suggests his plan for Gaza Strip is to ‘clean out the whole thing’ | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump indicated Saturday that he had spoken with the king of Jordan about potentially building housing and moving more than 1 million Palestinians from Gaza to neighboring countries, ...
cnn.it
January 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Don't you want to key a Tesla
January 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Already backing off the “largest deportation campaign” rhetoric and publicly hedging on a it’s about “quality over quantity” message, perfectly sums up a trump administration’s ability to accomplish anything.

Make a promise, waste a lot of time looking busy, claim you fulfilled said promise
Tom Homan says success of deportations can't be measured in total numbers
"Our success every day is taking a public safety threat off the streets or getting a national security threat out of here," he said.
www.politico.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist
January 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS.

Fuck you, Elon!

Fuck you, Zuck!
January 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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The cost of Donold’s first deportation flights, carrying about 80 migrants each, cost up to $852,000 per trip.
January 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I did Nazi this coming
January 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Footage from last year is now resurfacing of Trump promising to “end inflation” starting on “day one.”

— Egg prices are up.
— Gas prices are up.
— He is promising tariffs that will raise prices even more.
January 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Republicans making policy decisions: “Do we raise taxes on the middle class or cut benefits for veterans, the disabled and the lower class?”
House Republicans divided over how to pay for Trump’s tax cuts
The Republicans need near-total unity as they prepare to vote on a fiscal 2025 budget resolution—a critical step toward passing Trump's agenda of tax cuts, border and immigration reform, energy deregulation and increased military spending.
www.reuters.com
January 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I cannot stress enough the degree to which this would fuck over *red* states.
Trump: "FEMA is gonna be a whole big discussion very shortly, because I'd rather see the states takes care of their own problems."
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Hiring freeze ordered at US Dept of Veterans Affairs, which operates dozens of hospitals, 100s of clinics and veterans benefits programs nationwide
January 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The “I can’t afford to live under Biden” crowd is about to magically get a degree in Macroeconomics when prices only go up under Trump and his nazi companion
January 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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So, Ma & Pa MAGA went from being experts on infectious diseases, vaccines, military withdrawals, presidential immunity, firearm forms, voting rights, libel law, interoceanic waterways & wildfires, to being experts on climate change, pardons & global health.

Do I have that right?
January 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Yeah, he went full Nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Everybody needs to given Elon a break.

I mean sure, he should know better since he controls a massive media platform that is infiltrated with neonazi propaganda

But it’s really hard to not give a nazi salute when you’re speaking at a fascist rally
January 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Land of the serfs and home of the rich
January 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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🧠 White House believes Ukraine and Russia not ready for talks
White House believes Ukraine and Russia not ready for talks
John Kirby, National Security Council Coordinator for Strategic Communications at the White House, believes that neither Russia nor Ukraine is ready to negotiate an end to the war.
www.pravda.com.ua
January 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The complete death toll won’t be clear until it’s safe for investigators to enter neighborhoods where there are downed power lines, gas leaks and other hazards, according to authorities.

Here’s what we know about the victims.
A father at the bedside of his son and a women who stayed behind with her beloved pets are among California wildfire victims | CNN
An amputee and his son with cerebral palsy were among the 11 deaths in the fires raging around Los Angeles. The father was found at his son’s bedside.
www.cnn.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM