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it/they, out-of-touch old millennial, not white or american

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"You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?"

i am confident i will be rescued physically unharmed but i will suffer for every moment of it
Helen Fisk explaining a big whiteboard chart outlining in way too much detail how exactly the deceased's ashes were supposed to be distributed
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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"without downloading any new pics, describe your gender"

never complain, never explain.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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to anyone who claims the stop csam act is there to stop csam
Impact caption: "Happy Birthday, Here's Your Cake" on a picture of urinal cakes.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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apophis don't fuck it up challenge (impossible)
aragorn, aragon, melania, malenia
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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almost tempted to just leave it like this
I've replaced the marble gargoyles with the new guys including the above gnu, but not the switches. This means the hack is E2M4 is messed up, with the gnu outer face but the gargoyle inner face. Somehow it works almost seamlessly anyway - and is also goofy as shit.
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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surprised i haven't seen this one yet
Zohran campaign sign but it's Bullet For My Valentine
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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foone.org/ponies/zohran/
Zohran Mamdani campaign sign but it says "blood for the blood god" Zohran Mamdani campaign sign but it says "skulls for the skull throne"
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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as good a time as any to share this WIP
Lotan's Tomb screenshot. The gargoyle has been replaced with a heavily stylized GNU gnu.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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updating an oldie i guess
Closeup of Zohran Mamani's smiling eyes, tinted red, with "then perish" in a big pixel font (Departure Mono) because I can't easily do the Impact thing on this computer.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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my favourite picture of James Destiel Kirk in Star Wars: Double Exposure
Doom 2016 cover art, the one with Doomguy in hell grabbing an imp that gets memed with "Where Is Ronald Reagan?", but the caption says "Where Is John Connor?".
November 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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saw the original on tumblr www.tumblr.com/a-dinosaur-a... and had to
A meme in two parts. The original had "Dinosaur designs when constrained by the strict rules of scientific plausibility" and a wonderful assortment of diverse, beautifully rendered maniraptorans, followed by "Dinosaur designs when given full creative freedom with no regard for plausbility" and it's just a bunch of Jurassic Park raptors in a generic derpy gaping mouth side view copypasted over and over again crudely recoloured using the colorize tool. I've replaced the word "dinosaur" with "woman" and then shopped Erika onto the first panel and Generic Melon-Chested Slopette #24981729371298 onto the second.
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=59186
A plaque on a wall: "The United States boldly broke with the ancient military custom of swearing loyalty to a leader. Article VI required that American Officers thereafter swear loyalty to our basic law, the Constitution. "While many other nations have suffered military coups, the United States never has. Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law. Many other nations have adopted our principle of loyalty to the basic law. "This nation must have military leaders of principle and integrity so strong that their oaths to support and defend the Constitution will unfailingly govern their actions. The purpose of the United States Military Academy is to provide such leaders of character."
October 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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seeing way too many asterisks on here like
The "gull rearing back and screaming" meme, with George Carlin's seven dirty words.
September 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Great Expectations (1998), Finn bursting into the restaurant completely oblivious to the maître d' trying to politely intercept him. Holy fuck the buildup and payoff the soundtrack gives this scene. The water, the leitmotif, the soaring climax like the heavens themselves opening up in the torrential downpour.
September 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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OP as the first intermission text in Freedoom Phase 2.
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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2 panel comic. First: Chud in a MAGA hat going in all caps "lol george floyd lol 41% lol melissa hortman lol paul pelosi lol protesters shot in PA lol alligator alcatraz" etc. etc. as the speech bubble disappears behind the patient, poker-faced wojak Second: Wojak says "lol charlie kirk" (no caps). The chud has anger veins and tears and the screaming malding is so textwall it's not even given a speech bubble it's just a block of allcaps wargarble behind him.
September 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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this is the first encounter on my map described in OP: a bfg +~50 revenants in a big open field +3 archviles that only appear when you try to grab the ammo (and if you avoid them they'll appear at a later and less convenient time), with barons and a cyberdemon raining projectiles on you from above
see body of post
August 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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alt text stolen from fedi masto.ai/@noodlejetsk... but reposting here since this was where i was seeing that "npc" discourse
a thread by @spavel on Bluesky: Chuds use "npc energy" as an insult but NPCs are the most memorable characters of every game they're in. "you have npc energy" oh you mean I'm well written? Fully voiced by a professional actor, while you express yourself entirely through grunts and mouse clicks? That's what I thought. I have rich lore and backstory while you just wandered in off the street? People have written award winning fiction due to the extent to which they crave me carnally? I have a place in society and a surplus income, while you must rely on my charity to scrounge a few coppers? That kind of NPC? [a screencap from the Simpsons with Kirk (Milhouse's dad) showing his racing car bed] I'm on epic quest [a screencap of Homer replying] I sleep in a big bed with my wife Oh, you're a protagonist? You're paid in experience, you say? Like an intern??
August 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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> you'll either win or you'll lose
Homer Simpson at the end of the "Dead Putting Society" episode, where he and Flanders (offscreen in this pic) had bet on their kids winning a mini-golf tournament. Flanders did not like the "loser" terminology in the original agreement (they were talking about their kids after all) so they changed it so that whoever is the father of the kid who "does not win" must mow the other man's lawn in his (presumably the wager-loser's own) wife's Sunday dress. The game ended in a draw.
August 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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i wish i remembered what i did when i had this problem a few months back but just in case it's any help here's everything on my setup with "font" in it that's been modified
August 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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quote with your skull art
The replacement texture for one of the Doom crucified bodies in Lotan's Tomb: a green marble sculpture of a skull-faced human-serpentipede hybrid with a skull face and radiant golden halo crown. Everything in the image is based on an existing Freedoom asset except for the human torso, skull and crown, which are mine.
July 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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this is a spider to me now
Durant with Ditto's face shopped on
July 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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at work so all i've got is kolourpaint and irfanview, but...
Cabbage with crab legs, claws and antennae. Both from Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brachyura_montage.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cabbage_and_cross_section_on_white.jpg
July 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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this is a textbook example of what it looks like when you trigger the cop in a stranger's head
Bluesky thread, responding to OP's post about Ana Valens' article published on VICE (and now deleted by VICE after the subject matter of the article demanded it) about the group behind Steam's recent censorship policies. Shiffer: brasil got the right idea with the pix thing, we need alternatives to starve visa and mastercard, enough of these credit sharks using their leverage to strongarm the world into being puritans Jackson‬: I mean that was the original proposal for Bitcoin but it became a grift before it was really useful for the masses ‪ Me: a truly stateless, independent currency would save us from so much bad shit, but the way cryptocurrency fails to scale it was doomed not to be that from the beginning; (ceterum censeo: money laundering should not only be legal but enshrined as a human right, like free speec—where did OP article go) Shiffer: you had a stroke? money laundering as a human right? are you mental? dirty blood money being allowed to be used ? fuck off Me: think long and hard about what you have to do to write a law against money laundering, who ends up enforcing the laws, and how those laws end up being hijacked by financial and authoritarian special interest lobbies, and you'll understand Shiffer: ok then you are braindead, THEY ARE NOT USING LAWS. jesus christ, you actually don't think? at all? what the fuck do you think money laundering is? you would allow drug money to flow freely? stolen money, money from embezzlement? even without any law against money laundering they would forbid porn Me: ok officer
July 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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the post with the screenshot i used got deleted so here's another view from the actual game for reference
Another screenshot from Trespasser where the player is looking down at their chest. The breasts are clearly lying apart according to the model, but on the skin the middle of the chest has this thick dark line through the middle in what appears to be a baked render of cleavage between two breasts pressed together. I had read some truly amazing things about this game back in the day but when I saw this in the demo at the store I couldn't get past it and it ruined the experience for me forever.
July 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM