Wild Gesticulations
@apolicious.bsky.social
he's just like this guy, you know?
stick to selling blenders, morning boy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
stick to selling blenders, morning boy.
not only did nobody ever ask this, the "answer" is part gibberish and directly contradicts itself. and this is google's AI! not even grok!
I just wanted to spell a fancy word :(
I just wanted to spell a fancy word :(
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
not only did nobody ever ask this, the "answer" is part gibberish and directly contradicts itself. and this is google's AI! not even grok!
I just wanted to spell a fancy word :(
I just wanted to spell a fancy word :(
at least they can never take our mammoths away.
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
at least they can never take our mammoths away.
cast AND crew? is this going to be another vomit-gate where it's revealed that the casts' clapping was powered by air pumps but the operators were cropped out?
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
cast AND crew? is this going to be another vomit-gate where it's revealed that the casts' clapping was powered by air pumps but the operators were cropped out?
of course there's the blind worm, but CNN actually nailed this, for once. they biffed everything afterward, of course, but this was still kinda nice.
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
of course there's the blind worm, but CNN actually nailed this, for once. they biffed everything afterward, of course, but this was still kinda nice.
for once IMDb doing someone dirty actually worked out for the best.
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
for once IMDb doing someone dirty actually worked out for the best.
I mean, just look at this motherfucker.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I mean, just look at this motherfucker.
there have been very few things I've considered getting tattooed on my body, but this is a strong contender.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
there have been very few things I've considered getting tattooed on my body, but this is a strong contender.
watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker for the first time and I know McGavin had a career outside of A Christmas Story, but I still can't deal with it this.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker for the first time and I know McGavin had a career outside of A Christmas Story, but I still can't deal with it this.
facebook, it should be said, is doing great.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
facebook, it should be said, is doing great.
on Amazon reviewing pan cleaning tools IRT their usefulness as BDSM toys.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
on Amazon reviewing pan cleaning tools IRT their usefulness as BDSM toys.
gonna take a wild guess here
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
gonna take a wild guess here
aw man, got me all excited. thought he had another stroke or something.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
aw man, got me all excited. thought he had another stroke or something.
I'm compelled to be romantically drawn to my hairdresser because she successfully executed a 2 to 1 fade, trimmed with perfect lines. perfect.
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm compelled to be romantically drawn to my hairdresser because she successfully executed a 2 to 1 fade, trimmed with perfect lines. perfect.
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
annoyingly screenshotting this, but only because reposts and comments have been disabled.
this is a magnificent pic. unfortunately all the fun parts are completely fake. bummer.
there are so, so many real obtuse scenes from that night that you don't even have to go digging for, much less make up.
this is a magnificent pic. unfortunately all the fun parts are completely fake. bummer.
there are so, so many real obtuse scenes from that night that you don't even have to go digging for, much less make up.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
annoyingly screenshotting this, but only because reposts and comments have been disabled.
this is a magnificent pic. unfortunately all the fun parts are completely fake. bummer.
there are so, so many real obtuse scenes from that night that you don't even have to go digging for, much less make up.
this is a magnificent pic. unfortunately all the fun parts are completely fake. bummer.
there are so, so many real obtuse scenes from that night that you don't even have to go digging for, much less make up.
someone asked for pet nicknames which let me down a google photos rabbit hole where I found this photo of nemo looking ridiculously handsome. it's a good thing he is, because he is as dumb as a sack of hammers. but in a charming way.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
someone asked for pet nicknames which let me down a google photos rabbit hole where I found this photo of nemo looking ridiculously handsome. it's a good thing he is, because he is as dumb as a sack of hammers. but in a charming way.
when he's good, he's my handsome good boy. more often he's tit-head.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
when he's good, he's my handsome good boy. more often he's tit-head.
seeing Emo Philips live was a highlight of this decade. unspeakably good.
October 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
seeing Emo Philips live was a highlight of this decade. unspeakably good.
when your bands (Powerman 5000) wikipedia page features a graph like this, you might have a problem.
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
when your bands (Powerman 5000) wikipedia page features a graph like this, you might have a problem.
looks like Mypillow ain't doing so great.
October 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
looks like Mypillow ain't doing so great.