Allan Johnson
@apjfive.bsky.social
Chef that went to Law School like an idiot
Feels like that guy will take a terrible GSW to the upper body
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Feels like that guy will take a terrible GSW to the upper body
Taking the last few pages slowly... afraid for it to be over
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Taking the last few pages slowly... afraid for it to be over
Homemade sprite... I'm adding tequila
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Homemade sprite... I'm adding tequila
Honestly thought it was gonna be that weird he gets us group
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Honestly thought it was gonna be that weird he gets us group
Rocket Mortgage???
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Rocket Mortgage???
Mamdani bringing Soviet winters to NYC... Fox News tried to warn us
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Mamdani bringing Soviet winters to NYC... Fox News tried to warn us
The key is making so much they can't finish it all and I take home leftovers
February 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The key is making so much they can't finish it all and I take home leftovers
Making a huge pot of chili for my staff
February 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Making a huge pot of chili for my staff
Read it as Donner the first time
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Read it as Donner the first time
Really easy player to root for... Broke my heart when we traded him even if the head understood
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Really easy player to root for... Broke my heart when we traded him even if the head understood
We got to play this during GWU's tourney run my freshman year
January 30, 2026 at 2:07 AM
We got to play this during GWU's tourney run my freshman year
Also Tony Romo (coming back to this because he's pissing me off)
January 25, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Also Tony Romo (coming back to this because he's pissing me off)
Good for the Vikings!
January 25, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Good for the Vikings!
Is Brian Flores definitely blackballed from HC jobs?
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Is Brian Flores definitely blackballed from HC jobs?
Fuck and Yes
And Fuck ICE
And Fuck ICE
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Fuck and Yes
And Fuck ICE
And Fuck ICE
Bubbly is cold in that fridge door for months now 🙏🏻
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Bubbly is cold in that fridge door for months now 🙏🏻
Especially since he still counts against their cap
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Especially since he still counts against their cap
Man I would hate that for Fairbairn
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Man I would hate that for Fairbairn