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Allan Johnson
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Chef that went to Law School like an idiot
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Nailing a hall of famer in the draft every generation will do that
They're gonna settle with the J6ers too. Just outright robbing the treasury blind
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Man, the nostalgia this brings. Memories of the most stressful and joyous moments of my life as an NBA and #Rockets fan. I hope NBC knocks this shit outta the park tonight
IT'S BACK!!!

John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
Four chips for a whole fuckin sandwich
Patrolling tik tok for ignorant #Astros hate
Insane. And the blindside block was marginal at best
Barry Switzer throwing his hat in the ring lmao
And admitting he basically only has diarrhea
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They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit
I was worried about making a sign that wasn't kid friendly and then saw two three year old with signs that said "fuck ice"
Some really great "Fuck Ted Cruz" chants going down in Houston #NoKings
Fuck yeah, brother. I'll look for you tomorrow for that high five
A shitty cut of beef is better than a good day at the office
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My 2 year old when I tell him he can’t wear one of his 3 Gravedigger shirts to a nice restaurant
I guess I'll play #rdr2 again until #gta6 comes out
In 2003 I went to a National Episcopal Youth Conference in Laramie (I was 15). They took us to the site where he was murdered. Changed me for the better. Wish more Christians were taught similar lessons young.
Anytime you can burn one of your fake punt plays for no reason, you gotta do it