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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 10h

Nailing a hall of famer in the draft every generation will do that

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck you Chet #Rockets

Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 1d

They're gonna settle with the J6ers too. Just outright robbing the treasury blind

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 1d

Excited to hang out with my #Astros buddies on blue sky for the #Rockets season!

Let's shock the world and ruin OKC's banner night

a basketball player with the number 28 on his jersey stands in front of another player

ALT: a basketball player with the number 28 on his jersey stands in front of another player

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Jason Williams @astrorocket.bsky.social · 1d

Man, the nostalgia this brings. Memories of the most stressful and joyous moments of my life as an NBA and #Rockets fan. I hope NBC knocks this shit outta the park tonight

Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 2d

IT'S BACK!!!

John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 2d

Four chips for a whole fuckin sandwich

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 2d

Patrolling tik tok for ignorant #Astros hate

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 2d

Insane. And the blindside block was marginal at best

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 2d

Barry Switzer throwing his hat in the ring lmao

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 2d

Mariners gonna Mariner #Astros

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 3d

God is a Methodist

Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 4d

And admitting he basically only has diarrhea

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 4d

I was worried about making a sign that wasn't kid friendly and then saw two three year old with signs that said "fuck ice"

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 4d

Houston showed up!

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 4d

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 4d

Houston #NoKings

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 4d

Some really great "Fuck Ted Cruz" chants going down in Houston #NoKings

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 4d

Houston #NoKings

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck yeah, brother. I'll look for you tomorrow for that high five

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 6d

A shitty cut of beef is better than a good day at the office

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 7d

My 2 year old when I tell him he can’t wear one of his 3 Gravedigger shirts to a nice restaurant

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 7d

women don't like the vehicle

Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 7d

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Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 9d

I guess I'll play #rdr2 again until #gta6 comes out

Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 10d

In 2003 I went to a National Episcopal Youth Conference in Laramie (I was 15). They took us to the site where he was murdered. Changed me for the better. Wish more Christians were taught similar lessons young.

Allan Johnson @apjfive.bsky.social · 11d

Anytime you can burn one of your fake punt plays for no reason, you gotta do it

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