Piss Wizard
@apisswizard.bsky.social
pfp @olaththebear.bsky.social
an ancient being who has mastered urinemancy and all other forms of piss related sorcery. a font of great piss knowledge and power. The Gorn Lord of the interplanetary insanitarium.
GO FORTH AND PISS MORTAL
ancient/wizard
an ancient being who has mastered urinemancy and all other forms of piss related sorcery. a font of great piss knowledge and power. The Gorn Lord of the interplanetary insanitarium.
GO FORTH AND PISS MORTAL
ancient/wizard
what kinda salami? I'm a Genoa wizard myself
January 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
what kinda salami? I'm a Genoa wizard myself
GONE FORTH AND PISS!
January 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
GONE FORTH AND PISS!
Yes. All mortals must die.
But it is not yet your time. Bring forth 32oz water and chug. I will prepare the bladder expulsion ritual.
But it is not yet your time. Bring forth 32oz water and chug. I will prepare the bladder expulsion ritual.
January 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yes. All mortals must die.
But it is not yet your time. Bring forth 32oz water and chug. I will prepare the bladder expulsion ritual.
But it is not yet your time. Bring forth 32oz water and chug. I will prepare the bladder expulsion ritual.
Pissmass was weeks ago but thank you. There was much piss and I was very pleased.
January 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Pissmass was weeks ago but thank you. There was much piss and I was very pleased.
(wow another stuff enjoyer. I'm honestly pretty surprised you've seen it. Prince of darkness with Donald pleasence also should go on the list)
December 16, 2024 at 12:30 PM
(wow another stuff enjoyer. I'm honestly pretty surprised you've seen it. Prince of darkness with Donald pleasence also should go on the list)
(Presumably you have already watched The Thing. I've been enjoying Subspecies lately. I don't know if it's good..but I enjoy it. Lifeforce (1985) and CHUD also fun. The Stuff is another goofy one I enjoy.)
December 16, 2024 at 12:44 AM
(Presumably you have already watched The Thing. I've been enjoying Subspecies lately. I don't know if it's good..but I enjoy it. Lifeforce (1985) and CHUD also fun. The Stuff is another goofy one I enjoy.)
Through the power of piss I have been able to extend my life far beyond that of an elf. Perhaps more mortals should seek this knowledge.
December 13, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Through the power of piss I have been able to extend my life far beyond that of an elf. Perhaps more mortals should seek this knowledge.
(wow I'm honored but also a little bit scared)
December 12, 2024 at 12:09 PM
(wow I'm honored but also a little bit scared)
Tim, are these appointments covered by insurance?
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Tim, are these appointments covered by insurance?
Mortal! I can be of assistance in this matter. If you provide the proper reagents I will alleviate you of this pain.
December 11, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Mortal! I can be of assistance in this matter. If you provide the proper reagents I will alleviate you of this pain.
WHERE WAS NY INVITE, MORTAL?!
December 11, 2024 at 1:10 AM
WHERE WAS NY INVITE, MORTAL?!
GO FORTH AND PISS
December 11, 2024 at 1:08 AM
GO FORTH AND PISS