Piss Wizard
@apisswizard.bsky.social
pfp @olaththebear.bsky.social
an ancient being who has mastered urinemancy and all other forms of piss related sorcery. a font of great piss knowledge and power. The Gorn Lord of the interplanetary insanitarium.
GO FORTH AND PISS MORTAL
ancient/wizard
an ancient being who has mastered urinemancy and all other forms of piss related sorcery. a font of great piss knowledge and power. The Gorn Lord of the interplanetary insanitarium.
GO FORTH AND PISS MORTAL
ancient/wizard
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Piss Wizard
@apisswizard.bsky.social
· Nov 18
go forth and piss
Also no piss tarriffs
January 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Also no piss tarriffs
MORTALS! FEAR NOT THINE FLU OF FOWL. A SIMPLE PISS ELIXIR CAN PROVIDE PROFOUND PROTECTION. MEET ME BEHIND GRUBBS TAVERN WITH AT LEAST ONE CHICKEN OR TURKEY AND A TUB OF DIRTY WATER.
January 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
MORTALS! FEAR NOT THINE FLU OF FOWL. A SIMPLE PISS ELIXIR CAN PROVIDE PROFOUND PROTECTION. MEET ME BEHIND GRUBBS TAVERN WITH AT LEAST ONE CHICKEN OR TURKEY AND A TUB OF DIRTY WATER.
@obviousplant.bsky.social hey do you have a piss wizard figure? i require it for magic. piss magic
January 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
@obviousplant.bsky.social hey do you have a piss wizard figure? i require it for magic. piss magic
sorry folks been to depressed to piss. maybe some other time.
until then GO FORTH AND PISS
until then GO FORTH AND PISS
January 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
sorry folks been to depressed to piss. maybe some other time.
until then GO FORTH AND PISS
until then GO FORTH AND PISS
Merry Pissmas MORTALS
December 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Merry Pissmas MORTALS
Unfortunately, mortals, PISS cannot cure Polio. I can't help you on this one.
December 13, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Unfortunately, mortals, PISS cannot cure Polio. I can't help you on this one.
Thank you for your service.
December 11, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Thank you for your service.
Mortals! What is up with this 'Bitcoin' that fascinates you so? Is it more valuable than an aged bottle of dragon urine?
December 5, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Mortals! What is up with this 'Bitcoin' that fascinates you so? Is it more valuable than an aged bottle of dragon urine?
@kaine.senate.gov Hail, Senator Tim. Doth thine party require an experienced piss wizard?
December 4, 2024 at 6:16 PM
@kaine.senate.gov Hail, Senator Tim. Doth thine party require an experienced piss wizard?
Mortals! How did thy spend their first Yellow Tuesday? I eagerly await your tales of giving thanks to PISS.
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Mortals! How did thy spend their first Yellow Tuesday? I eagerly await your tales of giving thanks to PISS.
Mortals! Today olaththebear.bsky.social has ascended beyond the limitations of a normal mortal. They hath created the excellent piece of art that now adorns my profile. Olath the Bear has truly gone forth and pissed.
Olath (@olaththebear.bsky.social)
olaththebear.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Mortals! Today olaththebear.bsky.social has ascended beyond the limitations of a normal mortal. They hath created the excellent piece of art that now adorns my profile. Olath the Bear has truly gone forth and pissed.
@justingaynor.com @vfa-expert.bsky.social does the VFA need a wizard on staff?
December 4, 2024 at 12:54 AM
@justingaynor.com @vfa-expert.bsky.social does the VFA need a wizard on staff?
(I need someone to make me a Piss Wizard avatar. Mortals with artistic talent or lack thereof, come forth)
December 4, 2024 at 12:31 AM
(I need someone to make me a Piss Wizard avatar. Mortals with artistic talent or lack thereof, come forth)
Go forth and celebrate PISS.
December 3, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Go forth and celebrate PISS.
A final Yellow Tuesday surprise. The Piss Flavored version of PRIME drink will be replacing all other flavors soon. Additional Piss elixirs such as Pissberry Punch, ULTIMATE Urine Explosion will be in-stores soon.
December 3, 2024 at 6:50 PM
A final Yellow Tuesday surprise. The Piss Flavored version of PRIME drink will be replacing all other flavors soon. Additional Piss elixirs such as Pissberry Punch, ULTIMATE Urine Explosion will be in-stores soon.
To celebrate Yellow Tuesday, I am offering a once in a mortals lifetime opportunity. I will aid you in crafting very own piss elixir tailored to your specific needs. This is a rare opportunity for Mortals to gain unnatural knowledge.
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
To celebrate Yellow Tuesday, I am offering a once in a mortals lifetime opportunity. I will aid you in crafting very own piss elixir tailored to your specific needs. This is a rare opportunity for Mortals to gain unnatural knowledge.
YELLOW TUESDAY. GO FORTH AND PISS!
December 3, 2024 at 6:42 PM
YELLOW TUESDAY. GO FORTH AND PISS!
@kumail.bsky.social Kumail, do you require the services of a powerful wizard?
December 1, 2024 at 6:14 PM
@kumail.bsky.social Kumail, do you require the services of a powerful wizard?
I am taking a break from wizarding activities to PISS.
November 30, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I am taking a break from wizarding activities to PISS.
@godpod.bsky.social I stand before ye, 'God', as a wizard of piss. master of the yellow and tepid stream. I come today bearing a message.
GO FORTH AND PISS.
GO FORTH AND PISS.
November 30, 2024 at 12:48 AM
@godpod.bsky.social I stand before ye, 'God', as a wizard of piss. master of the yellow and tepid stream. I come today bearing a message.
GO FORTH AND PISS.
GO FORTH AND PISS.
Mortals, discard thine Black Friday. I propose a new day - Yellow Tuesday. A day of great piss celebration.
November 29, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Mortals, discard thine Black Friday. I propose a new day - Yellow Tuesday. A day of great piss celebration.
Mortals! A turkey produces one to two ounces of urine per day.
November 28, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Mortals! A turkey produces one to two ounces of urine per day.