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80% memes. 20% good-faith political and social commentary.
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This is very helpful. Pretty clear to me that this agent was never in serious danger, that he drew his gun as the driver was shifting from reverse to drive (probably with intent to threaten her into compliance), and that third shot was gratuitous shooting of a fleeing suspect.
Newly available videos and existing footage synchronized and assessed by The New York Times provide a frame-by-frame look at what led to Renee Good being shot and killed by an ICE officer in Minneapolis. Watch our visual investigation. trib.al/dJBtpjH
This is very helpful. Pretty clear to me that this agent was never in serious danger, that he drew his gun as the driver was shifting from reverse to drive (probably with intent to threaten her into compliance), and that third shot was gratuitous shooting of a fleeing suspect.
Newly available videos and existing footage synchronized and assessed by The New York Times provide a frame-by-frame look at what led to Renee Good being shot and killed by an ICE officer in Minneapolis. Watch our visual investigation. trib.al/dJBtpjH
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Shiiiiiiiiiiit
Earth Rumbles, Dishes Crash To Floor As Gerrymandering Rips Through House https://theonion.com/earth-rumbles-dishes-crash-to-floor-as-gerrymandering-rips-through-house/
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Boats: *exist*

Pete Hegseth:
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The big homie is free
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I don't own many individual stocks, but I do own MSFT and AMZN (purchased a few years ago during a slump). I trimmed 1/4 to 1/3 this week, taking some profit and reducing my exposure. Zero regrets if NVDA has a great quarter and tech gets another run off of it. AI math ain't mathing.
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Y'all think Lindsey Halligan ever took a Trump nut to the dome?
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm starting to think this Trump guy might be a bad judge of character 😯
A fraudster freed by President Donald Trump at the end of his first term has been convicted of fraud again.
Fraudster Whose Sentence Was Commuted by Trump Jailed for Fraud
He was back in cuffs less than five years later.
trib.al
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
When u ask the president about some files
Alec Balwin phone call to daughter
YouTube video by savonna lessley
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Gul Dukat is a Diddy-level freak. Mans out here fukkin Kai Winn. So who knows, he might be the throat G.O.A.T.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS!
I DID NOT BLOW CAPTAIN SISKO!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter
-President Dukat
#StarTrek #Sisko197
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I don't get what's going on with the senators who are getting $1M payouts. But if they're getting reimbursed for personal legal expenses, then I have 2 probs:

Congress can't give itself a raise that takes effect in the current term.

This is the test case for paying Trump's personal legal bills.
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My 4 points on abolishing the filibuster:

- Constitutionally, the Senate is already designed to be a drag on pure majoritarian rule.

- It has been used mainly for vile purposes, e.g. segregation.

- When has it ever helped us?

- Gridlock is bad. Shutdowns are bad. Debt ceiling standoffs are bad.
@chrislhayes.bsky.social explains to @timmiller.bsky.social why he has long been a proponent of eliminating the filibuster.
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wholesome for the sighted, spicy for the blind
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This would be a good time for Google Maps to remap the streets of Chicago and Portland. Send the whole fleet of cameramobiles.
October 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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You’re Comparing Trump to the Wrong Fascist Dictator slate.trib.al/gSav5lD
You’re Comparing Trump to the Wrong Fascist Dictator
The “Is Trump Hitler?” debate misses his sinister parallels to another 20th-century European tyrant.
slate.trib.al
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Y'all think Lindsey Halligan ever took a Trump nut to the dome?
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Never forget Raz P. Berry www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06t...
80's Music Video - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If you're young and rolling in dough, by all means adopt some children. Good on you. Start a trend.
August 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So the administration told all the agencies enforcing anti-discrimination laws that disparate impact is no longer a valid theory, yet it's perfectly good for identifying reverse discrimination? The bald-faced intellectual dishonesty is endless. My soul vomits.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/u...
Trump Administration to Require Universities to Submit Data on Applicants’ Race
www.nytimes.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Jenna Ortega's eyebrows are flooding the zone.
August 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
BMW drivers when you're doing 7 miles over the speed limit in the slow lane
July 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This shit is bananas

B.A.N.A.N.A.S.

www.nytimes.com/video/embedd...
Video:
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Q: What is the whitest tv show with the hottest black women?

A: The Flash (The CW, 2014-2023)

Open to rebuttals.
July 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Is Doug E. Doug alive and well? Justin wondering.
July 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM