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Escape from Normal Island — Locust Review
The Housing Act 1980 was the big bang, the origin story for Normal Island. After World War Two Britain was desperately short of housing stock. State action, by both Tory as well as Labour governments,...
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Keir S-One - Sound of the Police
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November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If this government *really* wants to make the court system really 'efficient' they shouldn't just get rid of trial by jury, they should get rid of trials. No more trials, just verdicts. Calm. Forensic. Human rights lawyer. Press send.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
If this government *really* wants to make the court system really 'efficient' they shouldn't just get rid of trial by jury, they should get rid of trials. No more trials, just verdicts. Calm. Forensic. Human rights lawyer. Press send.
He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.
By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.
Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.
"Will that horse come back if I leave the gate open?"
This week, the lads explain Reform have been getting 100 times the news coverage of other similarly sized parties, and they conclude this shows “bias”. It really is depressing to see this kind of tinfoil hat cranky nonsense taking hold of the centrists. How would this media conspiracy work, exactly?
October 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Will that horse come back if I leave the gate open?"
Where is Greta Thunberg?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Where is Greta Thunberg?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?
It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.
Brilliant news!
September 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Brilliant news!
Who's up for a wide ranging campaign against Digital ID cards that captures the majority of public opinion against this insane power grab and then the government just shrugs and says:
"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Who's up for a wide ranging campaign against Digital ID cards that captures the majority of public opinion against this insane power grab and then the government just shrugs and says:
"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East:
"It already looks like hell on earth."
"It already looks like hell on earth."
September 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East:
"It already looks like hell on earth."
"It already looks like hell on earth."
For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.
This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.
September 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.
"But at what cost?"
September 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"But at what cost?"
The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.
The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.
September 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.
Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.
Milk those cocks, Don.
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Milk those cocks, Don.
Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.
Anyone who wants a Red Bull will have to scan their tongue at the checkout.
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Anyone who wants a Red Bull will have to scan their tongue at the checkout.
The only people the PLP hates more than their party members is anyone likely to vote for them.
September 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The only people the PLP hates more than their party members is anyone likely to vote for them.
Normal Island the Movie: Have you got a licence to do that?
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Normal Island the Movie: Have you got a licence to do that?
Do not make art in Britain.
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Do not make art in Britain.