Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
Faculty at School of Visual Arts, Painter. Teach Photoshop for Coloring - comics & illustrators. He/him. Likes puns. https://andypearlman.com/paintings.html
suspect they're scraping my puns and oh boy is that likely inflicting damage
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
suspect they're scraping my puns and oh boy is that likely inflicting damage
oh no, lots of judging happening from two cats who got second dinner tonight*
*we came back from a trip and felt guilty
*we came back from a trip and felt guilty
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
oh no, lots of judging happening from two cats who got second dinner tonight*
*we came back from a trip and felt guilty
*we came back from a trip and felt guilty
how else a driverless car expected to identity a bus load of passengers wearing elphaba sex cardigans
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
how else a driverless car expected to identity a bus load of passengers wearing elphaba sex cardigans
Frat boy in his mid thirties
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Frat boy in his mid thirties
honestly, not really sure i'd want a beer with any of the living presidents—maybe obama is an exception, maybe, but yeah W is the kind of person I go out of my way to avoid in a bar. he's *that* guy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
honestly, not really sure i'd want a beer with any of the living presidents—maybe obama is an exception, maybe, but yeah W is the kind of person I go out of my way to avoid in a bar. he's *that* guy.
Yeah, there's some very specific good uses for it, but everyone kind of falls into one of two groups:
Doesn't have the money to pay back capex expenditures
Shouldn't be feeding proprietary company data into the training algorithm
Doesn't have the money to pay back capex expenditures
Shouldn't be feeding proprietary company data into the training algorithm
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yeah, there's some very specific good uses for it, but everyone kind of falls into one of two groups:
Doesn't have the money to pay back capex expenditures
Shouldn't be feeding proprietary company data into the training algorithm
Doesn't have the money to pay back capex expenditures
Shouldn't be feeding proprietary company data into the training algorithm
you just need to petition the committee's primary location in mississippi to change it
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
you just need to petition the committee's primary location in mississippi to change it
love this app, particularly for bagels in or near NYC. Ess-a-bagel and a place near I live, usually about $7-8 for a bag of 12-15 bagels.
and yeah, lots of freezing
and yeah, lots of freezing
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
love this app, particularly for bagels in or near NYC. Ess-a-bagel and a place near I live, usually about $7-8 for a bag of 12-15 bagels.
and yeah, lots of freezing
and yeah, lots of freezing
but hanukkah ends in 3!
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
but hanukkah ends in 3!
Reposted by Andy Pearlman
bsky.app/profile/anja... this period of American politics won’t last forever and institutions should behave accordingly
If @columbiauniversity.bsky.social's Acting President doesn't want replies, she shouldn't send emails that can receive replies.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
bsky.app/profile/anja... this period of American politics won’t last forever and institutions should behave accordingly
<as the counts for both tick up +1>
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
<as the counts for both tick up +1>
I would note that killing gerrymandering for the House with hot fire and using RCV would increase the penalties for lying and lack of good faith dramatically.
Force them to fear the middle, not the extreme RW.
Force them to fear the middle, not the extreme RW.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I would note that killing gerrymandering for the House with hot fire and using RCV would increase the penalties for lying and lack of good faith dramatically.
Force them to fear the middle, not the extreme RW.
Force them to fear the middle, not the extreme RW.
Reposted by Andy Pearlman
look, space heaters should not be put inside an oven. just put the deep fryer oil vat inside the oven with the electrical cord sticking out.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
look, space heaters should not be put inside an oven. just put the deep fryer oil vat inside the oven with the electrical cord sticking out.
yes, because he was falsely accused of cake stealing, he should be the jailer. at least, perhaps until he is given a piece of cake for his travails and hardship of such insidious defamation of his character.
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
yes, because he was falsely accused of cake stealing, he should be the jailer. at least, perhaps until he is given a piece of cake for his travails and hardship of such insidious defamation of his character.
ABSOLUTELY NOT! DOGGO MUST GO FREE!
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
ABSOLUTELY NOT! DOGGO MUST GO FREE!
see, photographic evidence of the 3rd shot showing the successful boop hidden by @christinastephens.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
see, photographic evidence of the 3rd shot showing the successful boop hidden by @christinastephens.bsky.social
clearly the dog is using nose to boop the precariously placed cake back fully onto the table
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
clearly the dog is using nose to boop the precariously placed cake back fully onto the table
Just really the problem here is that Trump is going to continue to bleed them dry because he knows they're desperate enough to cave rather than fight him. They're going to give him $25 million and Trump will hit them again with bigger penalties for not having followed the agreement.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Just really the problem here is that Trump is going to continue to bleed them dry because he knows they're desperate enough to cave rather than fight him. They're going to give him $25 million and Trump will hit them again with bigger penalties for not having followed the agreement.