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Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
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Faculty at School of Visual Arts, Painter. Teach Photoshop for Coloring - comics & illustrators. He/him. Likes puns. https://andypearlman.com/paintings.html
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see, photographic evidence of the 3rd shot showing the successful boop hidden by @christinastephens.bsky.social
picture of the cake somehow back onto the tray, after the black and white border collie booped it with her nose, surely no photoshop was involved here.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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oh, not today satan!

(just a screenshot because no, i'm not trying to tempt myself to eventually breakdown and look at it)
@anamariecox.bsky.social writes: regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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is bigfoot carrying a burrito?
bigfoot carrying a b&w version of one of John's burritos
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Caturday cleanse
Han and Mali, two Siamese cats, sitting on a white blanket that is beige on the other side, but they really like the texture of the side they are on
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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a girl normally being apollo giving the gift of prophecy is now labeled Zeus, her kickball Gift of Fire, and the girls she's throwing at labeled Jerry
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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i mean, when you see the other photo...
comet with two eyes painted on it by i think aliens, definitely not me
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
apearlma.bsky.social
"I'm not a worm, I'm a plankton!"
Plankton, from SpongeBob, using his brain controlling device on an x-ray picture of a real brain rather than a cartoon one.
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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ok, as an example—found a shot of a Black teenager, because darker skin is usually hard than lighter skin, simply because people can imagine the lights of the image easier. But...
original stock image photo same photo with a b&w adjustment layer on top of it, converting all colors to b&w a posterize adjustment layer on top of it, set to "9" so that's 0, 12, 25, 37, 50, 62, 75, 87, and 100 in terms of values from light to dark, where 0 = white and 100 is black. posterize layer instead set to 6 or 0/20/40/60/80/100
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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memorialized forever
no ragrets now says jarry no! a misspelling of jerry no!
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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opened package, had this instead...
loaded oreo except the cookie on the front has a wormhole, not cookie filling, and the wormhole is sucking in the outer cookie
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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As an example
Me extolling station eleven on blue sky with a couple of responses in between
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
apearlma.bsky.social
have bad news...
websites for 39 year olds in mamdani poster style type
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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demands
In the style of a Mamdani flyer, it says "CATS FOR MORE TREATS"
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Rewritten text from stupid NYT headline to be: Did Too Many Men Ruin the New York Times? And if so, can feminism fix it?
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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right back at you
Mali, a Siamese cat, sits on my chest prior to planning to slide into my armpit, on top of white comforter
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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new chess grandmaster has emerged...
Han, a Siamese cat, sits quietly on a chessboard mostly set up for a game
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
apearlma.bsky.social
joshua right now...
from the video above, the helper suddenly looking at the camera smiling
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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i dunno, it entered my head and now everyone else has to see it
the blue jay mascot ace facing down the balrog whose face is now a clock set to 2 am, the time when daylight savings time happens and presumably chaos will happen
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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a balrog from the LotR with a clock face set to 2 am, the time when clocks fall back, and the clock is on fire
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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@pfrazee.com Mac safari 26.0.1 just shows a blue butterfly suddenly, that's it, never loads, m2 2022 chip, Tahoe 26.0.1
Described above blue butterfly problem
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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haha, i will now show you not a dog in costume, but rather a cat asking for pets
Han, a Siamese cat, sits on my lap, glaring slightly, wondering why I stopped rubbing his head
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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beware, sharp metal edges discovered in snickers bar!
a snickers bar with a cybertruck sticking out of the front
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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https://www.nuclearmuseum.org/virtual/vex1/images/04a62b92-fe1e-498d-9d92-680218490716.jpg "Radium Hand Cleaner: Takes off everything but the skin"
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year
Passion, from Peter Gabriel, music from the Last Temptation of Christ
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Respond with The Same Actor as a Hero and a Villain
luke skywalker drinking blue milk in star wars old luke skywalker drinking freshly squeezed green milk in the Last Jedi, prepping his soul to leave his body
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM