Great Ape
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pickin up your girl in the golf cart later
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IT could happen any day
January 19, 2026 at 9:15 PM
IT could happen any day
next year is the Bears year
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 AM
next year is the Bears year
picked up an xteink and it is such a cool little device
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
picked up an xteink and it is such a cool little device
THEY GOT JIM CORNELISON
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
THEY GOT JIM CORNELISON
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"490% increase in FBI-affiliated Nihilistic Violent Extremism arrests"
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
"490% increase in FBI-affiliated Nihilistic Violent Extremism arrests"
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Catch as Catch Can, by Francis Picabia, 1913
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Catch as Catch Can, by Francis Picabia, 1913
FanDuel is extremely L along with all the sportsbooks
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
FanDuel is extremely L along with all the sportsbooks
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MAGA wants to look fearsome, but "small protest organized by a conservative influencer in downtown Minneapolis..quickly overwhelmed by a liberal counterprotest....The influencer, Jake Lang...one of pardoned Jan. 6 rioters...chased into the lobby of a hotel" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/u...
Conservative Influencer Chased From Minneapolis Streets by Counterprotesters
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
MAGA wants to look fearsome, but "small protest organized by a conservative influencer in downtown Minneapolis..quickly overwhelmed by a liberal counterprotest....The influencer, Jake Lang...one of pardoned Jan. 6 rioters...chased into the lobby of a hotel" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/u...
I fucking KNEW I heard this
Tony Romo calls Josh Allen "Mahomes," hitting several Bingo card spaces all at once.
January 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I fucking KNEW I heard this
what the fuck is going on BO
January 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
what the fuck is going on BO
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i think about this every time i look at the latest Overdrive or Hoopla or Kanopy invoice. unless prices or demand stabilize, our budget and thus our library will soon be describable as “lessee of digital content with a legacy dead-tree side concern.” 📚
No surprise to librarians, but perhaps surprising to users, demands/prices for ebooks /audiobooks are killing public library budgets. David Szalay's book, Flesh,” costs DCPL:
$28.99 hardcopy
$59.99 ebook
$69.99 audiobook
DCPL owns hardcopy; rents & must repurchase ebook & audio book every 2 yrs.
$28.99 hardcopy
$59.99 ebook
$69.99 audiobook
DCPL owns hardcopy; rents & must repurchase ebook & audio book every 2 yrs.
Libraries can't afford e-books. D.C. lawmakers have a plan.
The demand and price for e-books is up — and it’s busting the D.C. Public Library budget.
51st.news
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
i think about this every time i look at the latest Overdrive or Hoopla or Kanopy invoice. unless prices or demand stabilize, our budget and thus our library will soon be describable as “lessee of digital content with a legacy dead-tree side concern.” 📚
bone temple was fucking brutal and AWESOME. dacosta killed it. also the Samson actor gave an incredible performance
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
bone temple was fucking brutal and AWESOME. dacosta killed it. also the Samson actor gave an incredible performance
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Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃
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i go from brooklyn to manhattan all the time to see movies? the movies are sometimes there and not here and I want to see them so I go?
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
i go from brooklyn to manhattan all the time to see movies? the movies are sometimes there and not here and I want to see them so I go?
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Both Mayor Mamdani and Comptroller Levine say NYC faces a $2.2B shortfall for the current fiscal year and an eye-popping $10.4B gap for the next FY, which starts in July. They blame Mayor Adams' admin.
Mamdani says this underscores the need to increase taxes on millionaires.
Mamdani says this underscores the need to increase taxes on millionaires.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Both Mayor Mamdani and Comptroller Levine say NYC faces a $2.2B shortfall for the current fiscal year and an eye-popping $10.4B gap for the next FY, which starts in July. They blame Mayor Adams' admin.
Mamdani says this underscores the need to increase taxes on millionaires.
Mamdani says this underscores the need to increase taxes on millionaires.
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So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
what will the pedophiles do
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
what will the pedophiles do
the gestapo is here, they are terrorizing my people, disabling them, destroying homes and communities, breaking core tenants of our nation's founding document's fabric. but don't take the bait! it's just bait right?
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 PM
the gestapo is here, they are terrorizing my people, disabling them, destroying homes and communities, breaking core tenants of our nation's founding document's fabric. but don't take the bait! it's just bait right?
woke up with this in my head tidal.com/track/194410...
The Strokes - Tap Out
Listen to Tap Out on TIDAL
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January 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
woke up with this in my head tidal.com/track/194410...