Unstable Genius
anunstablegenius.bsky.social
Unstable Genius
@anunstablegenius.bsky.social
I value truth, I think the bad guys of WWII are bad, and I hate stupidity. These traits make me a liberal by default.
I'm not sure they're going to keep up the momentum, actually.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Great plan, Donald.

Just shove some "patriot" in the tower and let him figure it out. Can't see that going wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Great strategy, Senator.

The GOP seems *terrified* of jeopardizing their re-election prospects by upsetting their voters.

That's why they caved immediately and released the Epstein files, and why Ted Cruz was instantly voted out of office for abandoning his constituents to jet off to Cancun.
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
"You who's probably really motivated by shame? That party who elected the poop king guy." - Senator Hassan, unironically
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Well, I'm sure you negotiated health care away in exchange for something good. Or at least something concrete that didn't rely on Republicans having integrity and keeping their promises for the first time in like ten years.

No? ...Well, this is awkward.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The analogy I always use is that we're all in a lifeboat. The GOP wants to drill ten holes in the bottom of the boat to make it lighter. Chuck Schumer is negotiating a deal whereby if we throw away all the paddles, he'll convince them to only drill eight.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm not sure that what Democratic voters want on *anything* matters to them anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Amazed it took him this long. I thought he'd do it on day one.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Thinking about this again for no particular reason
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"When we fight, we win."

Dems: "Thanks for the heads up, now we know what to avoid."
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Sir, we've won every skirmish! The enemy is on the run!"

"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There needs to be a "No Kings" protest, but titled "Stop Surrendering" and it should be held outside Chuck Schumer's office.
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So don't cave. Make him show his cruel, ugly priorities for as long as it takes for the nation to smarten up.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"Ah, ah, ah, my friend. Sure, I can't deny that Republican politicians are deliberately starving hundreds of thousands of people, but have you considered that one trans person might have done a bad thing one time? Don't you think that's equally bad? Stop laughing in my face! I'm very smart!"
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Crazy to think they named their party that to fool the ignorant, and it's still working almost a hundred years later.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Huge loss for the exact two provinces you're thinking of.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Look at that, a potential buyer already!
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You really ought to make T-shirts saying "I won an argument against the Will Stancil I made up," or somesuch.
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Being a conservative means never having to ask, "Does the categorical statement I'm making also apply to me?"
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Just wanted to make sure he heard me say that before he leaves for his 35th golf trip this year."
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Platner sucks and should drop out, but man was it nice to imagine never having to read another "Collins professes worry while casting the decisive vote to destroy America, again" headline for the rest of our lives.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pirro really bit off more than she could chew there.
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'd offer to record myself reading it out to them, but audiobook versions already exist.
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Gotta get the bad news out of the way first.
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM