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Nothing matters, the Sun will explode and then collapse eventually no matter what we say or do. Eat Arby’s.
wut
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
These FFL algorithms are sketchy. My opponent is done. I lead by 9, and still have Devonta Smith in tonight’s game. Apparently Yahoo thinks there is a 4% chance that Smith fumbles five times or rushes for -90 yards…so according to the algorithm, the best possible play is to leave the position empty.
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
STOP BULLYING ME SEATGEEK
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Well, you might want to sit down, because I have some bad news for you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
LOL well-played, Sirius
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
They’re really on the ball, guys! This week’s Cinematic Recap already dropped! #GoNoles
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
WE SCORED YOU GUYS
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Here it comes y’all #GoNoles
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
DOWN IN FRONT
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Club seats for the Jacksonville Icemen (ECHL,) brisket Poutine, and a men’s room selfie after I got it all over myself. At least it was good.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Am I reading this correctly? The line moved from +2.5 to -1.5 today???
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Caught the Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic comedy tour tonight at The Albatross in Jacksonville.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
#ALLCAPS facing an old friend in net tonight 😂
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My opponent is done, and I have a 29-point lead plus Kyren Williams, who is projected to score ~15 points. Does the 99%-to-win/%1-to-lose imply that Yahoo projects the probability of Kyren Williams rushing for -300 yards or fumbling 15 times, or some combination thereof, as a 1-in-100 event?
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
what kinda birdbox shit is this, gates?
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Tennessee is absolutely dumptrucking Florida. 28-0 midway through the 2nd. This stat sheet reads like a snuff film.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This might be the largest halftime point spread I have ever seen.
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
LOL you might wanna revisit this one, Yahoo
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What really sucks is that we are 12 days out from NSD. The time to make a coaching change, if you were going to do it, was a month ago. Pulling the trigger now, in this market, on this timeline, is as stupid as keeping him for another year. Either way, stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It. Is. Gameday*.

(*on a Friday for some dumb reason)

#GoNoles
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My red-hat uncle posted this (I assume unironically) to Facebook, and y’all, he is SO CLOSE to getting it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM