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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky

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I’ve been everywhere, man. Native Texan, lives in Florida, identifies as a Washingtonian. FSU/SMU/UF Alumnus, but #GoNoles only. College Football Nihilist. Hockey guy. #ALLCAPS. #RaiseHail. #Natitude. Aspiring astrophotographer. Occasional shitposter.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 15h

You could straight-up hear the Cardinals player yelling JAVONTE SO ASS after that fumble 😂

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck, that’s a dislocated elbow for 5.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

why is marshon lattimore

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

That should’ve been offsetting penalties. Paul definitely grabbed the facemask, but the Seattle player took his own helmet off.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Is The Plan in the room with us right now?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Volleyball

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Let’s see it then, Jeffy Boy. If there’s a plan there has to be studies, abstracts, white papers, research, talking points, an executive summary, etc.

They have no plan and never will, other to tear down every bit of consumer-centered healthcare infrastructure that exists.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Rep. Jeff Van Drew on Republicans' healthcare plan: "The plan is to come up with something better."

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine having to root for this guy.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Viewing last night’s win in the cold light of day I am less impressed. Wake Forest isn’t very good. I mean, they lost to a team that went 2-10 last year and lost to STANFORD.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Time out?? Just go gentle into that good night, dipshits.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

That he did.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bus looking at the camera .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bus looking at the camera .

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

They’re a mouthy bunch who haven’t sniffed greatness in decades other than occasionally beating us.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Sadly, I think we’re gonna have to settle for a big win.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

I’m very invested in getting the shutout here as payback for ‘06. We drove all the way from Dallas to watch that wet turd of a game.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

That’s actually one of the more tame ones.

a young boy wearing glasses is eating a red candy bar .

ALT: a young boy wearing glasses is eating a red candy bar .

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t get me wrong I still lean against us getting to six wins, but I’ll take a little joy where we can get it. This game in singularity changes nothing.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

This is the get-right game that Stanford should’ve been.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe, but they shouldn’t have needed him against Stanford. Stanford’s DL wasn’t horrible, but ground-and-pound with Sawchuk should been fine. Wake actually has a good defense, despite what we’re seeing tonight.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

One of a group of very animated middle schoolers behind us just yelled WAKE FOREST EAT MY ASS

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Gather round, kids, and let me tell you about the last time Mike Norvell coached FSU to a win in an ACC game.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

I put money on Wake when the spread went to 11.5 but I ain’t mad.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

That run is a great example. He’s not big enough to shed a tackler, but he got low and had the footwork to run through the first contact.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

Singleton is probably the shiftiest at the line. He doesn’t hit the hole as hard & shed tackles like Sawchuk or have that higher gear like Kromah, but against this defense he (or Caziah Holmes) is a good option because they’re slippery at first-contact.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 2d

That’s plausible, but when Gus got his chance to play Sperry he tried to make him into a straight pocket passer. Every now and then he comes across with a perfect call, but for the most part it seems like he blew his wad against lesser opponents and now defenses are figuring him out.