It wouldn't have killed me to be nice. Except it kind of would.
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It wouldn't have killed me to be nice. Except it kind of would.
TFW your therapist breaks eye contact to scribble furiously over something you didn't think was THAT big of a deal
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
TFW your therapist breaks eye contact to scribble furiously over something you didn't think was THAT big of a deal
There was a cop situation that prevented my kid from leaving a building a few days ago, and I was frantically searching social media for info. Times like this, I realize what Elongated Muskrat stole from America in taking over Twitter, where I used to be able to find local news as it happened.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There was a cop situation that prevented my kid from leaving a building a few days ago, and I was frantically searching social media for info. Times like this, I realize what Elongated Muskrat stole from America in taking over Twitter, where I used to be able to find local news as it happened.
Me, but with eating my bodyweight in chocolate
a man holding a ring with the words " why shouldn 't i keep it " above him
Alt: a man holding a ring with the words " why shouldn 't i keep it " above him
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October 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me, but with eating my bodyweight in chocolate
Throwback to "safe spaces", and the idea there was a place I could retreat to for solace.
October 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Throwback to "safe spaces", and the idea there was a place I could retreat to for solace.
Shout out to Instagram, who keeps sending me emails no matter how many times I unsubscribe.
August 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Shout out to Instagram, who keeps sending me emails no matter how many times I unsubscribe.
Actually doing the thing is not that bad, but getting up the motivation to start the thing is THE WORST. Why?!
June 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Actually doing the thing is not that bad, but getting up the motivation to start the thing is THE WORST. Why?!
The notion we are all inside a supermasive black hole is more emotionally resonant than I would have expected. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06...
Big Bang theory is wrong, claim scientists
Researchers suggest universe was formed following gravitational collapse that generated massive black hole
www.telegraph.co.uk
June 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The notion we are all inside a supermasive black hole is more emotionally resonant than I would have expected. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06...
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@governor.ca.gov
@mayor.lacity.gov
ENOUGH!
Orange Shitler federalizing our CA State National Guard against our own resident citizens is illegal & fascism AF 101.
You both need to take a united hard line stand of no fucking way.
If you don't, you are complicit, & your careers are toast.
@mayor.lacity.gov
ENOUGH!
Orange Shitler federalizing our CA State National Guard against our own resident citizens is illegal & fascism AF 101.
You both need to take a united hard line stand of no fucking way.
If you don't, you are complicit, & your careers are toast.
June 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
@governor.ca.gov
@mayor.lacity.gov
ENOUGH!
Orange Shitler federalizing our CA State National Guard against our own resident citizens is illegal & fascism AF 101.
You both need to take a united hard line stand of no fucking way.
If you don't, you are complicit, & your careers are toast.
@mayor.lacity.gov
ENOUGH!
Orange Shitler federalizing our CA State National Guard against our own resident citizens is illegal & fascism AF 101.
You both need to take a united hard line stand of no fucking way.
If you don't, you are complicit, & your careers are toast.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
May 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My name is Inigo Montoya.
Spray tan really got him looking like he caught a shart to the face these days.
May 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Spray tan really got him looking like he caught a shart to the face these days.
Reposted by Anne Nahm
Everyone loves describing their dissertation research to non-academics, right? Now try that on the witness stand in a second language on a Zoom connection from ICE custody!
May 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Everyone loves describing their dissertation research to non-academics, right? Now try that on the witness stand in a second language on a Zoom connection from ICE custody!
Today's guilty pleasure -- Reading Trump supporter on Facebook blame their plummeting tourism business on local policies, get told by their mutuals it's a federal problem, and reading the Trump supporter double down on how Trump is great.
May 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Today's guilty pleasure -- Reading Trump supporter on Facebook blame their plummeting tourism business on local policies, get told by their mutuals it's a federal problem, and reading the Trump supporter double down on how Trump is great.
Just got to the episode where one real housewife accuses another of having a "high body count hairdo" and I cannot get off the floor laughing.
April 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just got to the episode where one real housewife accuses another of having a "high body count hairdo" and I cannot get off the floor laughing.
Seen near Central Park, NYC
March 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Seen near Central Park, NYC
Reposted by Anne Nahm
He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
Live footage of Elon Musk handing out two separate million dollar checks to Wisconsin voters to secure their favorable supreme court votes youtu.be/hK_nAg-jDS0?...
(History file) Footage of French women throwing grains and coins to children in Vietnam in 1900.
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March 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Live footage of Elon Musk handing out two separate million dollar checks to Wisconsin voters to secure their favorable supreme court votes youtu.be/hK_nAg-jDS0?...
Protest outside Columbia University. In case you feel overwhelmed, here are students protesting in front of campus, although ICE has gone into dorms to deport students who have protested and CU has threatened to revoke degrees for protesters. There is bravery happening all around you
March 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Protest outside Columbia University. In case you feel overwhelmed, here are students protesting in front of campus, although ICE has gone into dorms to deport students who have protested and CU has threatened to revoke degrees for protesters. There is bravery happening all around you
Trying to get people pregnant is now a commercialized project in NYC #Project2025 #TrackingMenstruation #InneffectiveBirthControl
March 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Trying to get people pregnant is now a commercialized project in NYC #Project2025 #TrackingMenstruation #InneffectiveBirthControl
Youngest child is in the kitchen making cookies with her new boyfriend. Husband and I are double daring each other to leave our office to say hi to him. In case you were wondering what my Adulting Score was on the In Vivo Dork Assesment Test.
March 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Youngest child is in the kitchen making cookies with her new boyfriend. Husband and I are double daring each other to leave our office to say hi to him. In case you were wondering what my Adulting Score was on the In Vivo Dork Assesment Test.
I jog through a neighborhood that had lots of Trump signs this round. A guy just moved into the corner lot and promptly annexed ten feet of public space that included a bike path, put up a fence and made it part of his yard. In case you are wondering about the Putin vibe trickle down.
March 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I jog through a neighborhood that had lots of Trump signs this round. A guy just moved into the corner lot and promptly annexed ten feet of public space that included a bike path, put up a fence and made it part of his yard. In case you are wondering about the Putin vibe trickle down.
Reposted by Anne Nahm
With all due respect AOC - you've shown yourself to be a fighter. This would be a WEAK move!
Go - then stand up and leave one by one over the course of the speech until all 200+ Dems have left.
That would get under the orange skin 1000 times more than just empty chairs.
Go - then stand up and leave one by one over the course of the speech until all 200+ Dems have left.
That would get under the orange skin 1000 times more than just empty chairs.
March 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
With all due respect AOC - you've shown yourself to be a fighter. This would be a WEAK move!
Go - then stand up and leave one by one over the course of the speech until all 200+ Dems have left.
That would get under the orange skin 1000 times more than just empty chairs.
Go - then stand up and leave one by one over the course of the speech until all 200+ Dems have left.
That would get under the orange skin 1000 times more than just empty chairs.
Today's award for Most Tone DeafTake in an Ad goes to
March 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Today's award for Most Tone DeafTake in an Ad goes to