I didn’t realise we finally progressed as a society to the point where you can stream YouTube on flights.

Now I can rewatch what is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all year while above the Atlantic: @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social teaching @adef.bsky.social to stream.

youtu.be/lcz14WgSzi0?...

For my long haul flight, I’ve decided to load up my iPhone with @blankcheck.bsky.social commentaries to accompany the in-flight entertainment.

Will that help the next 9 hours pass, or will I inevitably lose my shit still around the 5 hour mark? Tune in to find out.

Made it 10 minutes before gate closure, Detroit here I come.

50 minutes to make my next flight please lend your energy!

Can my short little legs carry my ass across Schipol in time once we land? Stay tuned!

Don’t worry folks, we have been further delayed because people don’t know how to sit down on a plane or put their luggage away.

Flight attendant is literally begging people to sit down or get out of the aisle.

I’m definitely not losing my goddamn mind over here.

Well timed because my first flight to Amsterdam is now delayed.

Everyone send me your energy so I can run across Schipol and make my transfer. 🙌

Feeling a bit better post-security but have mentally gotten to the point where a £11.50 mimosa sounded like a good economical idea.

Having to stand on the train to the airport because there’s no room for my luggage already so the murderous thoughts have begun.

Nah, just North Carolina!

Until liberals stop viewing the left only as a group to despise and blame everything on, until they realise that the nice things they like are built upon and maintained by the actions of the left things are going to continue to get worse for them and everyone else.