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anguishedreal.bsky.social
nonchalant bedhead
@anguishedreal.bsky.social
Developer for @Bsky.app

in case you are reading this and don't follow me on the other site already and wanna see more slop frequently follow https://x.com/yuricuckmeister

Block/subskeet = I OWN YOU 💯💯💯
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LOVE DRAGON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!
THE BIG GAY STAR ENABLED ME TO CHEAT DEATH!

HOW COULD THIS BE?
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
when that goon game is actually pretty good so you gotta lock in
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February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
PUPHOODS ARE A NAZI SYMBOL

PUPHOODS ARE A NAZI SYMBOL

PUPHOODS ARE A NAZI SYMBOL

PUPHOODS ARE A NAZI SYMBOL

PUPHOODS ARE A NAZI SYMBOL!!!!!!!!!
ONLY WHITE MEN WEAR THEM THINK ABOUT IT
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
just fought the goblin army with just the cobwhip and abigail's flower and like 3 defense
February 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Wow!

I just made my first manga, entirely by AI.

Prompt: "Make me a manga, max out the hype moments and aura and also make sure to make the writing absolutely dogshit and full of info dumps"
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
teacher: What sound does the cow make?

class: MOO!

teacher: What sound does the dog make?

class: BARK!

teacher: What sound does the hawk make?

class: TUAH!!!

teacher: Good job!

guy with piercings: It doesn’t even hurt at all actually lol
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 AM
blueSSKKKy
January 27, 2026 at 9:52 PM
when she gives u top of the morning
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I wish hell is real so all Teto gooners burn forever with no escape
January 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
*touches your neck scars* who kirked you?
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Gestapo goon: "Hm? Wast iz mein beloved Führer doingz?"

Hitler: "Ach, mein subordinate, ich zust writing un book."

Gestapo goon: “Un book?”

Hitler: "Yes, un book. I think I'll callz it… Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai...”
January 25, 2026 at 8:06 AM
just watched Superman
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 AM
going on Instagram Reels and planting conspiracies about how Greenland is actually the entrance to the Hollow Earth and that’s why Trump wants it to reach Agartha
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Opening ANY social media app on September 10th 2025
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January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
SOMETIMES I HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT BEING A GIRL!!!
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January 1, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The idea of trying to be a hater on Bluesky is actually hilarious cuz imagine you say some run of the mill cookie cutter insult to someone and you get 25 random moral police members in your replies thats why I don't try at all on here and keep my hating to X the Awful at Everything App
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 AM
goodbye 2025 this year has been nothing but filler
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i forgot to say the "I just hit a dog going 70mph" copypasta this year damn it
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
ATLA and Fullmetal Alchemist are qualityslop. Like yeah they're both a well-animated show with great characters and plot and a smartly developed power system and has interesting themes and politics with and a good balance of humor, action, horror and mystery but I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
another Twitter migration is happening here I'd just like to greet all of you recently moving here after the new update before you all inevitably go back in 2 days
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
had to go last-minute christmas shopping and had to step into a gooner anime shop to get my gift (dbz figure ofc)

i had to stare a neckbearded man in the eyes for multiple minutes to keep myself from acknowledging the amount of nsfw shit he had for sale, and i hate eye contact
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
In another life I could've been a Japanese schoolgirl who goes to Karaoke with her lesbian yuri love interest but instead I'm just a normal guy in America and all my guy friends wanna do is play Fortnite, play basketball, and goon ALL FUCKING DAY
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
fuck this google ai bro what the hell is it talking about
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
this is a universal experience for everyone including me
December 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM