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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 18h

though of the hardest quote of all time:

"pronouns are they/them because I never Ms."

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 23h

methods* not reasons

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 23h

i learned through much more nefarious reasons

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 23h

nothing but straight slop on my tl

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 1d

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D0llh0uz3☆ @d3c4y1ngd0llh0uz3.bsky.social · 2d

Damn this dirt lowkey tastes fire -💥🌀💿

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

my theory as to why everyone is suddenly doing this over BBC is either:

A. Their golden calf is in office and realized he hasn't done anything to they thought he would so they have nothing left

or

B. youtu.be/pZpbowsRAf8?...

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

i really wanna parody some dude's BBCide note on here but im afraid people will take this seriously

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

I know it's not supposed to be funny, but the situation is so genuinely absurd that I cannot fathom this man is a real person.

This is like the 3rd person to off themselves over BBC this year bro Twitter is NOT a real place

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

i wanna reiterate that I am being SO COMPLETELY SERIOUS, look at the name Moki on the first screenshot and look who retweeted the second tweet ss

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

it's an acronym stemming from the stereotype of African-American men having large(er than White men's by comparison) reproductive organs

yeah idk either bro, and i'm being so deadass on God like some guy actually did something that drastic because of BBC
sometimes reality is stranger than fiction

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

I know I shouldn't find humor in it but BBC of all things ?? that's the straw that breaks the camel's back for you???

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

i know but it's some dudes final words and even though what caused it is BBC (not the broadcasting channel but the other acronym) some empathy still is in my heart

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

i really wanna parody some dude's BBCide note on here but im afraid people will take this seriously

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 4d

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Deltarune fans when they see underage children:

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 5d

Teach me how to ragebait on this app, my master

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 5d

i'm coping ok ragebait doesn't work on this website :(

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 5d

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 5d

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 5d

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 6d

on my mysterious shit

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 6d

Real humans out here still gassing up “Mortal Kombat” in 2025

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 7d

idk man im so late the joke anyways

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 7d

call me a bullet cuz im in her neck like she Charlie Kirk

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 7d

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 8d

my fault

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 8d

omg you're on that project it took me a while too
just ask around for adults in your life who were also seniors how expensive it was for them for you to get a range

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