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Jon Davis
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Putting the bling in sibling
Bonne chance Mr Bear - hope it all works out
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If they don’t call the 3rd movie “…And Another Thing” I want my money back
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wish I could remember whose joke this was, but the main lesson is: don’t break Apple terms and conditions.
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh yeah. Also phrases like “dermatologically tested”

I was tested a lot at school. It didn’t mean I passed.
October 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
See also: “A share of…”

£1 is “a share of” £23m

I’m looking at you Postcode Lottery
October 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dancing in the Moonlight (Thin Lizzy) 9/10
Dancing in the Moonlight (Toploader) 1/10

10/20
October 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It seems so obvious now
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tossed salads AND scrambled eggs?
October 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
See also: the lyrics to the closing credits of Frasier.
October 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
But no. I went right through university, got a qualification I don’t fully understand, and worked the best part of 3 further decades without finding out.
October 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s at least as good as the last one
September 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The easy mnemonic for remembering which is in California and which is in Florida is that they’re both just off the A406 in Park Royal.
August 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The article I read blamed datacentre cooling systems but if it’s power consumption were worried about we really need to discuss bitcoin transactions.
August 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’d be interested to see where this advice originated. Images and data just sat in storage are likely using very little water as bytes on disks don’t generate heat. What may well use more water is the heat generated by CPUs from people accessing them or, maybe, deleting them.
August 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM