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Jon Davis
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I’ve always thought that decent hiking gear is a waste of money. I will die on this hill.
Oh yeah. Also phrases like “dermatologically tested”

I was tested a lot at school. It didn’t mean I passed.
See also: “A share of…”

£1 is “a share of” £23m

I’m looking at you Postcode Lottery
Dancing in the Moonlight (Thin Lizzy) 9/10
Dancing in the Moonlight (Toploader) 1/10

10/20
It seems so obvious now
Tossed salads AND scrambled eggs?
See also: the lyrics to the closing credits of Frasier.
But no. I went right through university, got a qualification I don’t fully understand, and worked the best part of 3 further decades without finding out.
Speaking of things I don’t know, I always assumed that one day I’d learn how the university grading system works, why there are 2 types of class 2 but not the others, what ‘hons’ means and so on.
I’ve been on LinkedIn for at least 20 years and I still don’t know what it is.
It’s at least as good as the last one
Seems like a pretty rubbish rescue-lizard
He looks like he’s just been told he’s about to beam down and he knows what’s coming
I see Aldi have already got the Christmas stock in
The easy mnemonic for remembering which is in California and which is in Florida is that they’re both just off the A406 in Park Royal.
Mmmmmmmm five takeaways
The article I read blamed datacentre cooling systems but if it’s power consumption were worried about we really need to discuss bitcoin transactions.
I’d be interested to see where this advice originated. Images and data just sat in storage are likely using very little water as bytes on disks don’t generate heat. What may well use more water is the heat generated by CPUs from people accessing them or, maybe, deleting them.
Oh touché Jon, touché
The bagless vacuum cleaner is the worst invention of the post war era. It took a question no-one was asking and gave it a shit answer.
Obviously the joke *would* work, but everyone knows Route 65.99999999 goes from Albany to Scranton
I thought Sade’s “Smooth Operator” was about someone who worked in a telephone exchange because at that age it was the only context I had for the word “operator”
Back in the days when you had to come first to proceed to the next round, rather than not come last.