angry_hagfish
@angryhagfish.bsky.social
please take this like as a token of my appreciation
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whenever someone says "the armadillo is the only mammal that has a shell" i always open my hand to reveal that i am holding a small shell, to piss them off.
August 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
whenever someone says "the armadillo is the only mammal that has a shell" i always open my hand to reveal that i am holding a small shell, to piss them off.
distressed to find my dog also likes to borrow library books
August 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
distressed to find my dog also likes to borrow library books
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you wouldn’t be using capital letters in the title of your poetry collection would you mate?
July 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
you wouldn’t be using capital letters in the title of your poetry collection would you mate?
maybe i could make horrid little figurines out of clay. would that fix me
June 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
maybe i could make horrid little figurines out of clay. would that fix me
finally braved the car wash today, a great personal triumph
June 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
finally braved the car wash today, a great personal triumph
gave my dog a pigs ear and she was so excited she refused to eat it. now it has been under my sewing cabinet for fully 24 hours. she checks on it regularly
May 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
gave my dog a pigs ear and she was so excited she refused to eat it. now it has been under my sewing cabinet for fully 24 hours. she checks on it regularly
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as someone who is cautiously interested in watching more basketball I found this so interesting and helpful
How To Watch Basketball | Defector
The NBA playoffs are in full swing, and as such, I find myself watching and talking about the games with people who do not watch as much basketball as I do, probably because watching basketball is not...
defector.com
May 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
as someone who is cautiously interested in watching more basketball I found this so interesting and helpful
video game? yea i tried that a couple times. wandered into a toxic lake, a couple of times. look media literacy doesn't mean i get EVERY medium,
May 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
video game? yea i tried that a couple times. wandered into a toxic lake, a couple of times. look media literacy doesn't mean i get EVERY medium,
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Olive, grape, egg. Eating too many of these orbs can make us sick, but scientists still don’t know why
April 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Olive, grape, egg. Eating too many of these orbs can make us sick, but scientists still don’t know why
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The distribution of loud shirts in society is all wrong, you almost never see a mousy little thing scared of her own shadow in a bold print bowling shirt, it's the bellowing barrel chested fella who gets amplified even further. Let the timid have their share. Must the rich get richer?
April 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The distribution of loud shirts in society is all wrong, you almost never see a mousy little thing scared of her own shadow in a bold print bowling shirt, it's the bellowing barrel chested fella who gets amplified even further. Let the timid have their share. Must the rich get richer?
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I believe the ‘thank you’ wave between drivers is in decline and here’s what that says about Society
March 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I believe the ‘thank you’ wave between drivers is in decline and here’s what that says about Society
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r/whatareyoubrandishin
Scim_bro
New scimitar day over here! Still lurve that curve 😊😊
ed_goodler_1966
love this …. am Old School myself …. Will have to use that line …. Peace and love from Birmingham cutlass crew
+2
Invaded_Marmoset537
Need video of these beauts being brandished ASAP!!
-1
Scim_bro
New scimitar day over here! Still lurve that curve 😊😊
ed_goodler_1966
love this …. am Old School myself …. Will have to use that line …. Peace and love from Birmingham cutlass crew
+2
Invaded_Marmoset537
Need video of these beauts being brandished ASAP!!
-1
March 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
r/whatareyoubrandishin
Scim_bro
New scimitar day over here! Still lurve that curve 😊😊
ed_goodler_1966
love this …. am Old School myself …. Will have to use that line …. Peace and love from Birmingham cutlass crew
+2
Invaded_Marmoset537
Need video of these beauts being brandished ASAP!!
-1
Scim_bro
New scimitar day over here! Still lurve that curve 😊😊
ed_goodler_1966
love this …. am Old School myself …. Will have to use that line …. Peace and love from Birmingham cutlass crew
+2
Invaded_Marmoset537
Need video of these beauts being brandished ASAP!!
-1
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If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")
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I’ll never stop saying “see you next year” on December 31st even if I am met with a strong physical attack in response
December 31, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I’ll never stop saying “see you next year” on December 31st even if I am met with a strong physical attack in response
test cricket - i kiss it on the mouth. big smooch
December 30, 2024 at 6:36 AM
test cricket - i kiss it on the mouth. big smooch
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
i'm trying to give my dog a pigs ear as a treat but she keeps gently giving it back to me
December 17, 2024 at 11:40 PM
i'm trying to give my dog a pigs ear as a treat but she keeps gently giving it back to me
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I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
spontaneous trip to the dog beach today. dash was thrilled to bits, DESPITE her face here. look at that mug
December 15, 2024 at 5:46 AM
spontaneous trip to the dog beach today. dash was thrilled to bits, DESPITE her face here. look at that mug
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
i may have a cold (vile, unfair) but i ALSO have home made almond crescents from my dad. so who can say if today is good or not
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 AM
i may have a cold (vile, unfair) but i ALSO have home made almond crescents from my dad. so who can say if today is good or not
me, reading cool science facts, then also other posts by a literal human: can't believe i have to imagine people complexly!
Dear Imaginary Therapist: It would be so easy to just post cool science facts and do it better than all of the shitty scrapers and everyone would just like me, but the problem is I care about more than one thing and that really fucks my brand.
December 5, 2024 at 9:23 PM
me, reading cool science facts, then also other posts by a literal human: can't believe i have to imagine people complexly!