A Man Called Keith
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All the information you need is in the name, really.
So far, yesterday's root canal has created exactly zero consequential pain. I'm cautiously pleased, honestly.
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So far, yesterday's root canal has created exactly zero consequential pain. I'm cautiously pleased, honestly.
YouTube is advertising at me. The algorithm seems to think I'd like to become an Police officer in Australia.
I mean, maybe, but then they showed a lot of the Aussie PoPo peeps running about after crims, and that's just not me at all.
I mean, maybe, but then they showed a lot of the Aussie PoPo peeps running about after crims, and that's just not me at all.
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
YouTube is advertising at me. The algorithm seems to think I'd like to become an Police officer in Australia.
I mean, maybe, but then they showed a lot of the Aussie PoPo peeps running about after crims, and that's just not me at all.
I mean, maybe, but then they showed a lot of the Aussie PoPo peeps running about after crims, and that's just not me at all.
That feeling when you hope not to spend the entire working day in a meeting today, and then a teams call *after* home time.
The teams call was fun to be fair, but I'd had enough of the universe by that point, you know?
All of that on top of a root canal first thing.
The teams call was fun to be fair, but I'd had enough of the universe by that point, you know?
All of that on top of a root canal first thing.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
That feeling when you hope not to spend the entire working day in a meeting today, and then a teams call *after* home time.
The teams call was fun to be fair, but I'd had enough of the universe by that point, you know?
All of that on top of a root canal first thing.
The teams call was fun to be fair, but I'd had enough of the universe by that point, you know?
All of that on top of a root canal first thing.
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That's two words. Try again.
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That's two words. Try again.
That feeling when you and your boss' IT guy share the exact same viewpoint on using Excel online as a business analysis and performance reporting tool.
Just don't do it, kids.
Just don't do it, kids.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That feeling when you and your boss' IT guy share the exact same viewpoint on using Excel online as a business analysis and performance reporting tool.
Just don't do it, kids.
Just don't do it, kids.
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
Well, *that* visit to the Dentist goes down as a massive fail on the part played by my tooth.
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Well, *that* visit to the Dentist goes down as a massive fail on the part played by my tooth.
On my first trip to work today, in full darkness, an unqualified uninsured cyclist wearing all-black clothing and no protective gear with zero lighting fitted to the bike expects other road users to sense their presence by some form of magic.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
On my first trip to work today, in full darkness, an unqualified uninsured cyclist wearing all-black clothing and no protective gear with zero lighting fitted to the bike expects other road users to sense their presence by some form of magic.
It's the first of December. Noddy Holder and Roy Wood eagerly await the pitter-patter of royalty cheques falling on the door mat.
Mariah Carey custom orders another pair of exceptionally long fleece-lined tights with hers.
Brian Harvey turns over in bed, farts and goes back to sleep.
Mariah Carey custom orders another pair of exceptionally long fleece-lined tights with hers.
Brian Harvey turns over in bed, farts and goes back to sleep.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
It's the first of December. Noddy Holder and Roy Wood eagerly await the pitter-patter of royalty cheques falling on the door mat.
Mariah Carey custom orders another pair of exceptionally long fleece-lined tights with hers.
Brian Harvey turns over in bed, farts and goes back to sleep.
Mariah Carey custom orders another pair of exceptionally long fleece-lined tights with hers.
Brian Harvey turns over in bed, farts and goes back to sleep.
I've already been in to work once because reasons. Now to sit and fret until Dentist time before I can go to work for real. Isn't Monday brilliant?
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I've already been in to work once because reasons. Now to sit and fret until Dentist time before I can go to work for real. Isn't Monday brilliant?
The irony of waking at 2:30 with a pending dentist visit first thing.
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The irony of waking at 2:30 with a pending dentist visit first thing.
Baking home made bread is as much an excuse for me to eat the good butter as it is for the fresh crusty goodness.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Baking home made bread is as much an excuse for me to eat the good butter as it is for the fresh crusty goodness.
I've just bread machined up a nice little loaf and opened a bag of the Sumatran Lingtong. Proper Sunday afternooning, right there.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I've just bread machined up a nice little loaf and opened a bag of the Sumatran Lingtong. Proper Sunday afternooning, right there.
The Last Caretaker.
Currently in early access, very reasonably priced and has kept me joyfully entertained for 60 hours so far...
Currently in early access, very reasonably priced and has kept me joyfully entertained for 60 hours so far...
Name your videogame of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Last Caretaker.
Currently in early access, very reasonably priced and has kept me joyfully entertained for 60 hours so far...
Currently in early access, very reasonably priced and has kept me joyfully entertained for 60 hours so far...
I've been very organised and done a non-zero amount of xmas gift ordering today. In November.
What am I getting myself, you may ask?
Either a filling or a root canal, depending on what the dentist's drill reveals on Monday.
What am I getting myself, you may ask?
Either a filling or a root canal, depending on what the dentist's drill reveals on Monday.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I've been very organised and done a non-zero amount of xmas gift ordering today. In November.
What am I getting myself, you may ask?
Either a filling or a root canal, depending on what the dentist's drill reveals on Monday.
What am I getting myself, you may ask?
Either a filling or a root canal, depending on what the dentist's drill reveals on Monday.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you seen in the wild
Squirrel
Fox
Other Squirrel (not as fat)
Other Fox that looks a bit manky
Shitehawk pigeons
Squirrel
Fox
Other Squirrel (not as fat)
Other Fox that looks a bit manky
Shitehawk pigeons
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you seen in the wild
Squirrel
Fox
Other Squirrel (not as fat)
Other Fox that looks a bit manky
Shitehawk pigeons
Squirrel
Fox
Other Squirrel (not as fat)
Other Fox that looks a bit manky
Shitehawk pigeons
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"
"BANG!, and the dirt's gone"
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"BANG!, and the dirt's gone"
"Not on normal courtyard exercise"
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Not on normal courtyard exercise"
"If my Auntie had wheels, she'd be a bicycle"
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"If my Auntie had wheels, she'd be a bicycle"
That feeling when you're happily eating a chocolate mousse and your brain goes off on a tangent involving thinking that a liquorice mousse might be a good thing, and then you worry about your sanity.
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That feeling when you're happily eating a chocolate mousse and your brain goes off on a tangent involving thinking that a liquorice mousse might be a good thing, and then you worry about your sanity.
That feeling when you're showing someone the stock side of the accounting software at work and you have to explain that there *is* a system relating the part number to the kind of thing, but people have been making mistakes in it for almost 30 years, so there's stuff you just have to remember. 🤗
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
That feeling when you're showing someone the stock side of the accounting software at work and you have to explain that there *is* a system relating the part number to the kind of thing, but people have been making mistakes in it for almost 30 years, so there's stuff you just have to remember. 🤗
Anyway, m'off to town to pay an healthcare professional to investigate an angry tooth.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Anyway, m'off to town to pay an healthcare professional to investigate an angry tooth.
So, sales of BEV and PHEV cars then. *Chuckles*
Clearly time to sell up and get an old V12 😈
Clearly time to sell up and get an old V12 😈
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
So, sales of BEV and PHEV cars then. *Chuckles*
Clearly time to sell up and get an old V12 😈
Clearly time to sell up and get an old V12 😈
It's time for best-before bingo: the process by which I select dinner each night.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's time for best-before bingo: the process by which I select dinner each night.