A Neurotic Cow
aneuroticcow.bsky.social
A Neurotic Cow
@aneuroticcow.bsky.social
I like cows.

Collector of mental conditions and scientific papers "I'll read eventually". DMs open to discuss either.

Pronouns (EN): *point finger with mocking intent*/*other context-dependent hand gesture*
Pronouns (IT): coso là, come se chiama?
Posso morire felice.
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I had to cheat my way out of a few game breaking glitches, but after 20 years I can finally say I have beaten all (5*) the Tomb Raider games worth playing.

*Ok, maybe 4. Chronicles is not really that good, and it doesn't even follow the other games' timeline, but it is less frustrating than 1-4.
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Controsoffitto con faretti.
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As bad as it may be, this is the only camera angle I can use, unless I accept the risk of knocking over the camera while cooking.
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Let's ignore for a moment the actual dish (stewed lentils), which is not ready yet. This is a test of camera placement.
I don't like the fact that the pot content is not visible from this angle.
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Non me ne vogliano i toscani, ma dovevo finire il ragù delle arancine e non avevo uova per altri formati di pasta.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's always hard to describe Tarkovsky's movies. Stalker (1979) is a reflection on the human condition, as seen by an intellectual and a scientist following an outlaw guide on a journey through dangerous wastelands, to reach an allegedly wish-granting room.
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
La parola d'ordine è una sola, categorica e impegnativa per tutti: FRIGGERE!
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Letture interessanti, per un adolescente esaltato.
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
See you in two* hours.

*According to the official recipe: www.bo.camcom.gov.it/it/blog/depo...
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The Holy Trinity.
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The puree started splitting while plating 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Te la setti come vuoi, non devi per forza scansionare codici, ma è l'unica opzione che ti costringe ad alzarti. Le altre sono quelle in screen, tutte configurabili per difficoltà. "Match" di default è un giochino di associazione Paesi-capitali, ma gli puoi dare un file tuo (es. Greco-italiano)
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Is it the right rice? No.
But is it the right filling? Also no.
Does it hold its shape? Uhm no.

Do they taste good? They are breakfast worthy, unless they disintegrate over night.

Why would you do this? Making ragù at midnight and frying arancine would have been considered insanity, by some people
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Da un commento YouTube.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery js what killed you.
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Don't you ever let me fold tortilla wraps. Especially if our lives depended on it.

(If your life choices ever resulted in us being put in a Jigsaw trap involving food, please realise that something definitely went wrong with your decision making capabilities)
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The first movie after escaping the death march of last month's development had to be a parody movie with an ensemble cast of great actors.
Murder by Death (1976) is a typical closed door whodunit, but the detectives begin their investigation long before the murder takes place.
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Non voglio fare il guastafeste, ma tutte le foto che si trovano in giro sono così.

E comunque io sono per la mobilità tradizionale. Poche cose battono il carro di buoi.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
@astropotamus.com please don't laugh too hard. You'll pop a vein.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dopo due giorni a scolare/fermentare, sono usciti 300g di una specie di Philadelphia pannosa, che è stato d'uopo usare per una cheesecake mezza improvvisata.
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@astropotamus.com prepare to be greatly disappointed!
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
La prova che non bisogna mai pulire casa.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
BUONGIORNISSIMO!!!1!!1!!1!

Dopo circa un anno di prove con miscele e procedimenti diversi, ho finalmente calibrato quasi tutte le variabili (manca la quantità di acqua, che sputtanerà tutto il resto) per un espresso decente.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM