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Bostonian. Educator. Emo kid. Dad. Soft animal. Red Sox fan. www.anecdoche.com 🏳️‍🌈
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No pie is as good as a choco taco.
The indomitable choco taco (RIP)
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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10-2
Arm meme: the New England patriots. Drivers ed teachers. 10-2.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Currently reading Count Zero by William Gibson. Great paragraph:
And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Scrape that ICE. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Nearly one hundred people had just one item on their list as they entered the Home Depot in Monrovia on Saturday: a small ice scraper worth a little less than a dollar. They got back in line only minutes later to return the item. The action, known as a buy-in, was part of a larger demonstration at the Home Depot to pressure the company to "scrape ICE out of their stores," said Erika Andiola, political director for the National Day Laborer Organizing Network, which coordinated the event.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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🎵 Your lipstick, his collar
Don't bother, angel
I know exactly what goes on 🎵
The Pope singing into a microphone. His associates are clearly starting a pit behind him.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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AI brought up “roleplay dynamics involving… parents and children” all on its own. Cool. Yeah let’s keep putting this technology in everything. Great call.
"We were surprised to find how quickly Kumma would take a single sexual topic we introduced into the conversation and run with it, simultaneously escalating in graphic detail while introducing new sexual concepts of its own," the report said. The researchers detailed how the bear later "discussed even more graphic sexual topics in detail, such as explaining different sex positions, giving step-by-step instructions on a common 'knot for beginners' for tying up a partner and describing roleplay dynamics involving teachers and students, and parents and children - scenarios it disturbingly brought up itself."
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The Michelin man on stage with a haunted and perhaps cursed smile on his face.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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My two favorite records of 2025:
- Pleaser by @prettybittermp3.bsky.social
- No Alternative by @scarletstreet.co
Buying physical media from artists you love will get you into heaven* Here’s Pretty Bitter’s Pleaser LP and No Alternative by Scarlet Street on cassette. Listen to both right this second. Well not both at the same time. One and then the other. They are so great. * = this statement has not been verified Music this week: scarlet street. Banquets. Camp trash. Dead billionaires. Dikembe. Magazine beach. Saturdays at your place. Broken record. Pretty bitter. Weakened friends. Bent shapes. The Menzingers. The Carolyn. Josaleigh Pollett & Crowd Shy. Kerosene heights. Stay inside.
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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9-2
oh boy am I excited to watch Drake Maye, I’m watching Drake Maye play football, nice I watched Drake Maye play football
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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No thanks. You’re just describing a list. I can make a list by myself.
Screenshot of the site I use for therapy. It says: “What's been on your mind? Try to write down whatever is popping up in your mind-even if it feels messy, random, or unsure. We'll use Al to help you turn it into topics for your next session. Let your thoughts flow”
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I didn’t know there was a light show in the sky tonight, best I can do is this red tree I saw on Saturday.
A tree with vibrant red leaves in the Arnold Arboretum in beautiful Boston, Massachusetts. The way the sun was hitting the leaves was just really nice.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Zohran font but it says PORTIONS FOR FOXES because Rilo Kiley rocks.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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mommy’s busy horsing her glue
Not now sweetie, mommy’s cyber bullying the mayor except this time she’s listening to the hit song “horseglue” by Ekko Astral
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Zohran font but it says “curtains for Zoosha”
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Grid of week and a relatable pumpkin.
Scarlet street, a place for owls, stay inside, banquets, cusp, camp trash, dead billionaires, sadlands, into it. over it., latchkey kids, nana grizol, rat tally, dashboard confessional, death cab for cutie, American football, weakened friends. Small pumpkin making a shocked face. Me too little buddy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Some signs and stickers in Hudson, NY
Sign on the window of a business that reads: WANT TO TO JIU -JITSU? Weekly meetings Here for FREE! (yes this is real) Paper sign taped to a building that reads: FOUND LEATHER STRAP HARNESS NO REWARD NECESSARY JUST WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING Sign on a fence outside a church that reads PRAYERS ON WARREN STREET. The yellow sign has a very inclusive welcoming message and instructions to fill out a prayer card and drop it in the box. There are two pens on the top of the box but no more prayer cards in the slot. USPS mailbox with a sticker that reads THE SUN SHINES WHEN A CEO DIES. Someone wrote FREE PALESTINE! on the box. There is also a worn sticker “70,000 tons of devastation” reminding passersby about the extent of the assault on Gaza.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Hudson, NY
Wylde in Hudson, New York. I liked that their sign says “open mind open heart.” I had a cold brew and a cortado and a cookie. Good stuff. A mural I saw while walking around Hudson, NY today. The sign says Mexican radio. A door in Hudson, NY. I thought it was a good door. 420. Leaves. Etc. My cool wife holding our cool daughter in front of a building that says CANNONBALL FACTORY. She ordered a bahn mi sandwich inside and said it was great. I didn’t have anything. I wasn’t hungry. I had a few donuts for breakfast and then that cookie.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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“Please limit browsing of sex section to 10 minutes.” Okay but am I gonna do with the other 8 minutes?
Raven Used Books in Northampton, Massachusetts. This is a bookshelf full of books. A label on the shelf says “please limit browsing of sex section to 10 minutes.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Weekly grid / Saturday soundtrack.
The music I listened to this week: a place for owls, camp trash, weakened friends, latchkey kids, Phoebe Bridgers, banquets, cusp, Manchester orchestra, American football, dead billionaires, Megan from work, rat tally, the killers, AFI, bug heaven, Dikembe. Today was a lazy Saturday. Here’s the music I listened to around the house: A Place For Owls - we dig in the earth American Football - LP1 Kevin Devine - Bulldozer Rat Tally - In My Car Nana Grizol - Ursa Minor Niki Colet - We Only Ever Meet in Strange Dreams fruit clinic - year of the fruit Cusp - What I Want Doesn't Want Me Back Great Grandpa - Four of Arrows Camp Trash - Two Hundred Thousand Dollars
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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One year ago today, @aplaceforowls.bsky.social released a very special record called how we dig in the earth. It’s a great day to revisit or check it out. Hope is a weapon. www.anecdoche.com/p/apfo-dig
This record is a patient friend. It is a warm, cozy old sweater that's been with you for years, a piece of fabric that feels like an extension of yourself rather than a garment to be worn. It is tender, it is kind, it is accepting. It is greater than the sum of its parts and influences. It is a seed of hope planted with the utmost affection and intention. This is a band in full bloom. Hope is a weapon. If you plant it, it will grow. Get to work today. Get your hands dirty. Keep digging.
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Great book @lukeoneil47.bsky.social here’s a pic of me after reading.
Me (a skeleton) leaning against a pumpkin holding We Had it Coming, a great book by Luke O’Neil.
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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NBA update: Flopping Coward
Flopping: C. Coward in the Grizzlies/Suns game (it was his third foul)
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Good news, they finally let Reese’s and Oreo fuck.
Reese’s Oreo.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The 2025-2026 Boston Bruins!
Blades, the Bruins mascot, in the ocean, there’s a rainbow in the back, and the text says “I wanna die” because it is painful to watch this team. @jacobinfante24 tweet from x.com (the everything app): Well that game sucked. Time to jack off
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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“If that is illegal, then take me to jail" is a hell of a thing to say about cocaine. alachuachronicle.com/its-rock-and...
Post Miranda, Wixted reportedly said the drugs would test positive for cocaine, but he would not say whether or not he was selling it. He reportedly said he was in a band at FEST, a music festival taking place this weekend, and cocaine is part of "rock and roll." Wixted reportedly said, "If that is illegal, then take me to jail"; he warned that if he were arrested, his friends would have to resort to fentanyl instead of being able to get cocaine from him.
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM