Andy Penman
@andypenman85.bsky.social
Here for jokes and fantasy football, mostly. A Jesus guy in (more or less) Glasgow
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Andy Penman
@andypenman85.bsky.social
· Aug 15
#FPL 2025-26, let’s go! Starting with double Liverpool, Palace, Chelsea, Villa and Forest…plus a solitary Man City ✌️
I spent a lot of this week thinking about doing Saka to Bruno, but decided to play the fixture and wait a week. It’s cost me £0.2m so far, but it’s ok as my cash cow Ekitike will let me get him and Gabriel for a -4 this week instead.
#FPL
#FPL
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I spent a lot of this week thinking about doing Saka to Bruno, but decided to play the fixture and wait a week. It’s cost me £0.2m so far, but it’s ok as my cash cow Ekitike will let me get him and Gabriel for a -4 this week instead.
#FPL
#FPL
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The wave of generative AI CEOs complaining people don't use their products is kind of disgusting. You pushed something the marketplace is rejecting and now you whine about it. What kind of capitalist are you? Oh, that's right, the deeply parasitical yet incompetent at convincing the host kind.
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The wave of generative AI CEOs complaining people don't use their products is kind of disgusting. You pushed something the marketplace is rejecting and now you whine about it. What kind of capitalist are you? Oh, that's right, the deeply parasitical yet incompetent at convincing the host kind.
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This is a huge crisis that we must do our part on by rejecting generative AI. The more it infiltrates our systems, the more fucked we are over time.
NVidia chief creep says resistance and scorn for AI have done a lot of harm. Good. Nice confirmation it's working. Keep it up. Although the main thing is this stuff is harmful crap so the mind and body tend to revolt against it automatically.
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is a huge crisis that we must do our part on by rejecting generative AI. The more it infiltrates our systems, the more fucked we are over time.
What a brilliant season of #TheTraitors this was. The whole family (from ages 10 to 40) were gripped and loved every minute of it 👏
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
What a brilliant season of #TheTraitors this was. The whole family (from ages 10 to 40) were gripped and loved every minute of it 👏
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Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
A gif for this #FPL gameweek:
an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
ALT: an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
A gif for this #FPL gameweek:
January 16, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Things I have seen on social media this morning.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Things I have seen on social media this morning.
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
Done a transfer because I’ve got £0.2m leeway for my planned transfers, and it would get wiped out entirely tonight given who’s going up and down 😬😥
#FPL
#FPL
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Done a transfer because I’ve got £0.2m leeway for my planned transfers, and it would get wiped out entirely tonight given who’s going up and down 😬😥
#FPL
#FPL
Listen, Arne, I’m sure you can give him till the weekend to recover, there’s a good lad. (What’s Dutch for “Better safe than sorry”?)
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Listen, Arne, I’m sure you can give him till the weekend to recover, there’s a good lad. (What’s Dutch for “Better safe than sorry”?)
My favourite little detail of the Taskmaster New Year Treat(s) was that not only does the house contain an ocarina, but it’s a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time -specific one. Because of course it is.
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
My favourite little detail of the Taskmaster New Year Treat(s) was that not only does the house contain an ocarina, but it’s a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time -specific one. Because of course it is.
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Manchester United lineup vs Burnley leaked!
January 6, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Manchester United lineup vs Burnley leaked!
As someone who owns Guehi and no Man City defenders in #FPL, hurrying that transfer along (in real life) would be just peachy lovely please and thanking you.
January 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
As someone who owns Guehi and no Man City defenders in #FPL, hurrying that transfer along (in real life) would be just peachy lovely please and thanking you.
Nancy See Me, Nancy Don’t.
(Is that a thing? Does that work?)
(Is that a thing? Does that work?)
a man in a leather jacket is holding a pair of playing cards
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is holding a pair of playing cards
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Nancy See Me, Nancy Don’t.
(Is that a thing? Does that work?)
(Is that a thing? Does that work?)
Keane: 0 points
Guehi: 0 points
Timber: 1 point
Dorgu: 1 point
Total: 4 points
Andersen on my bench against Liverpool: 4 points
Maybe I’m just really really bad at this game.
#FPL
Guehi: 0 points
Timber: 1 point
Dorgu: 1 point
Total: 4 points
Andersen on my bench against Liverpool: 4 points
Maybe I’m just really really bad at this game.
#FPL
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Keane: 0 points
Guehi: 0 points
Timber: 1 point
Dorgu: 1 point
Total: 4 points
Andersen on my bench against Liverpool: 4 points
Maybe I’m just really really bad at this game.
#FPL
Guehi: 0 points
Timber: 1 point
Dorgu: 1 point
Total: 4 points
Andersen on my bench against Liverpool: 4 points
Maybe I’m just really really bad at this game.
#FPL
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Voting closes at 9am tomorrow (Monday 5th).
Scott McTominay is currently sitting in second place. Any votes to help it win Front Page of the Year would be massively appreciated
www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2025/news/ch...
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Scott McTominay is currently sitting in second place. Any votes to help it win Front Page of the Year would be massively appreciated
www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2025/news/ch...
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January 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Voting closes at 9am tomorrow (Monday 5th).
Scott McTominay is currently sitting in second place. Any votes to help it win Front Page of the Year would be massively appreciated
www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2025/news/ch...
@heraldscotland.bsky.social
Scott McTominay is currently sitting in second place. Any votes to help it win Front Page of the Year would be massively appreciated
www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2025/news/ch...
@heraldscotland.bsky.social
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(for the nerds among you, this is the window of the Harrow Club in west London)
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
(for the nerds among you, this is the window of the Harrow Club in west London)
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.