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Big Dick Enbergy
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Oh my.
Imperfect rule, but if you were born before 1980, then you hate this look.
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
They make you when you buy a Jeep Wrangler:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeep_du...
Jeep ducking - Wikipedia
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December 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Get in line.
December 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
After I got that mail feature, I showed up outside the mailbox wearing this garb, but the mailman was wise to my act. He called it "hack shit".
a man wearing a black cape and a red hat holds a book
ALT: a man wearing a black cape and a red hat holds a book
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Do a good job.
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
May I make a suggestion, Mass Dude?
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Gettin'
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Shittalk it if she can't hoop.
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Let Larry Bishop play the strip club boss with a heart of gold.
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Probably something cheap and cool to give to kids to get them to worry a little less while a scary situation is happening with a loved one.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I hate this world of no-rules magic.
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why don't you two go to the golf course, dig up his body, and find out?
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Rooted to their seats for the first three minutes, I bet.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mac is my beautiful soulmate.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Get a job, feckless layabout.
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh, also because you mentioned "burders". I didn't remember the connection after I made that post earlier while on one of those gummies. I was lost as well.
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well, Owen isn't as bad as Matthew Lilliard or that Paul Dano.

The Big Year is just a nice time with some generally nice people. It's fun to see them get their priorities straight. But I wouldn't purposely watch this film. It's just a good Spring day when the yard is nice. Maybe a shandy in hand.
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Chatgpt promises I can be as cool as Sam Altman. Just so you fully understand the appeal and what you're up against.
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hey, did you ever see The Big Year with Steve Martin, Jack Black, and Owen Wilson (heard he sucks)? If you can get past it not being the film you would want from these guys and it not being funny, it's very genial. Good-hearted. And understands white people have too much money and need to be robbed.
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just strap it on the dog and throw treats.
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I can text you a picture of my hole if you want to get ahead of her.
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
As a Tulsan, I am (happily) obligated to mention Roy Clark.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=16uv...
Austin City Limits 501: Roy Clark and Gatemouth Brown - "Under the Double Eagle"
YouTube video by Austin City Limits
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December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Huh.
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You're being too high-minded. Slater, Morris, Kapowski, Turtle.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Oh, Jesus. That's the dude from Cagney & Lacey. That was a good show. I hope that guy drives a Mazerati.
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM