The Original Cry-Wanker™
@andyking.bsky.social
"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003.
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3 star stag slag
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
3 star stag slag
"Best" Ridley Scott movie?
Subjective answers only.
Obviously.
Subjective answers only.
Obviously.
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Best" Ridley Scott movie?
Subjective answers only.
Obviously.
Subjective answers only.
Obviously.
Is The Times still owned by complete vampiric stain Murdoch?
Are "they" arguing for or against rent controls for the very rich?
What about us mere serfs?
Stfu Andy, peasants don't get to ask questions while the world's owners bitch fight.
Are "they" arguing for or against rent controls for the very rich?
What about us mere serfs?
Stfu Andy, peasants don't get to ask questions while the world's owners bitch fight.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Is The Times still owned by complete vampiric stain Murdoch?
Are "they" arguing for or against rent controls for the very rich?
What about us mere serfs?
Stfu Andy, peasants don't get to ask questions while the world's owners bitch fight.
Are "they" arguing for or against rent controls for the very rich?
What about us mere serfs?
Stfu Andy, peasants don't get to ask questions while the world's owners bitch fight.
We are all Somalians now, or will be soon.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
We are all Somalians now, or will be soon.
Be intriguing to the amount of bots on this site after Musk's Twitter location publicly displayed the number of bad faith actors there.
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Be intriguing to the amount of bots on this site after Musk's Twitter location publicly displayed the number of bad faith actors there.
Reached level 240 in Red Dead Online. Hit 200 a month+ back but haven't logged on in a while. The ranking sure does get slower the further you climb.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Reached level 240 in Red Dead Online. Hit 200 a month+ back but haven't logged on in a while. The ranking sure does get slower the further you climb.
FML, the absolute state:
"Speaking outside his chateau in France, former Brexit Party and UKIP MEP Coburn..."
"Speaking outside his chateau in France, former Brexit Party and UKIP MEP Coburn..."
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
FML, the absolute state:
"Speaking outside his chateau in France, former Brexit Party and UKIP MEP Coburn..."
"Speaking outside his chateau in France, former Brexit Party and UKIP MEP Coburn..."
Nothing quite like an abusive Union.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Nothing quite like an abusive Union.
Farage lies about pretty much everything. He's a liar AND a racist. He's toxic.
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Farage lies about pretty much everything. He's a liar AND a racist. He's toxic.
Nostalgic for the launch of Red Dead Online when you picked herbs, flowers and veg to sell to the Doctor because there was little else.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Nostalgic for the launch of Red Dead Online when you picked herbs, flowers and veg to sell to the Doctor because there was little else.
Mamdani hot
Trump not
No cameras
Lol lots
Trump not
No cameras
Lol lots
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Mamdani hot
Trump not
No cameras
Lol lots
Trump not
No cameras
Lol lots
Oooh this will be fun.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oooh this will be fun.
Respect to the content tho.
And the designers and Devs blocking picky af twat, me
And the designers and Devs blocking picky af twat, me
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Respect to the content tho.
And the designers and Devs blocking picky af twat, me
And the designers and Devs blocking picky af twat, me
Mary Ann Macham spent weeks hiding in woods in Virginia before stowing away on a ship, eventually arriving in North Shields in the early 1830s.
She was taken in by a Quaker family, married a local man and remained in the town until she died aged 91.
She was taken in by a Quaker family, married a local man and remained in the town until she died aged 91.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mary Ann Macham spent weeks hiding in woods in Virginia before stowing away on a ship, eventually arriving in North Shields in the early 1830s.
She was taken in by a Quaker family, married a local man and remained in the town until she died aged 91.
She was taken in by a Quaker family, married a local man and remained in the town until she died aged 91.
Feels waaaay colder
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Feels waaaay colder
Wtf is there to "explain"?
Farage is a racist. He's proven this multiple times.
Brexitwat was racism for cash.
Nigel felches Trump because Trump is a racist.
Our billionaire owned media is pushing racist fraudster Nigel Farage on us so he'll rip apart the UK, even further, for cash. Just like Trump
Farage is a racist. He's proven this multiple times.
Brexitwat was racism for cash.
Nigel felches Trump because Trump is a racist.
Our billionaire owned media is pushing racist fraudster Nigel Farage on us so he'll rip apart the UK, even further, for cash. Just like Trump
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wtf is there to "explain"?
Farage is a racist. He's proven this multiple times.
Brexitwat was racism for cash.
Nigel felches Trump because Trump is a racist.
Our billionaire owned media is pushing racist fraudster Nigel Farage on us so he'll rip apart the UK, even further, for cash. Just like Trump
Farage is a racist. He's proven this multiple times.
Brexitwat was racism for cash.
Nigel felches Trump because Trump is a racist.
Our billionaire owned media is pushing racist fraudster Nigel Farage on us so he'll rip apart the UK, even further, for cash. Just like Trump
It's fucking woke gone mad. You can't even say "suck my balls you cunt Christmas" anymore
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's fucking woke gone mad. You can't even say "suck my balls you cunt Christmas" anymore
Sharing AI is pretty dark side, for a Jedi.
"You're an AI denier and scold!"
True.
"You're an AI denier and scold!"
True.
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Sharing AI is pretty dark side, for a Jedi.
"You're an AI denier and scold!"
True.
"You're an AI denier and scold!"
True.
Dons ones hunting punk and toots toot.
Chippedy boop.
And that.
Chippedy boop.
And that.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dons ones hunting punk and toots toot.
Chippedy boop.
And that.
Chippedy boop.
And that.
Has Farage and Reform UK said owt about the grooming gang case in that America yet?
No.
I wonder why not?
No.
I wonder why not?
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Has Farage and Reform UK said owt about the grooming gang case in that America yet?
No.
I wonder why not?
No.
I wonder why not?
Saddam's art director is sooo mad rn
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Saddam's art director is sooo mad rn
Why?
Why would Peter Doozy choose, unless he's being held hostage, to shape his hair like a 99?
Why would Peter Doozy choose, unless he's being held hostage, to shape his hair like a 99?
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Why?
Why would Peter Doozy choose, unless he's being held hostage, to shape his hair like a 99?
Why would Peter Doozy choose, unless he's being held hostage, to shape his hair like a 99?
Dirty Donald's crime admin & family still setting free for a fee the fuck off dodgy
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dirty Donald's crime admin & family still setting free for a fee the fuck off dodgy
"To me, he's just a normal grandpa. He's not coming this weekend. He's running the world right now, so a little busy."
Nepo baby Kai Trump ignores rapist & fraudster grandpa Trump's history, SHOCKER
Nepo baby Kai Trump ignores rapist & fraudster grandpa Trump's history, SHOCKER
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"To me, he's just a normal grandpa. He's not coming this weekend. He's running the world right now, so a little busy."
Nepo baby Kai Trump ignores rapist & fraudster grandpa Trump's history, SHOCKER
Nepo baby Kai Trump ignores rapist & fraudster grandpa Trump's history, SHOCKER
Whoah there.
We also, if we want, get to make videos of ourselves as pilots bombing crowds with shit.
Choices in life are important & empowering. Like an interesting RPG.
If anyone knows how to raise a help desk ticket about my VATS not working please drop me a line.
Thanks.
#VampireNoobKiller88
We also, if we want, get to make videos of ourselves as pilots bombing crowds with shit.
Choices in life are important & empowering. Like an interesting RPG.
If anyone knows how to raise a help desk ticket about my VATS not working please drop me a line.
Thanks.
#VampireNoobKiller88
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Whoah there.
We also, if we want, get to make videos of ourselves as pilots bombing crowds with shit.
Choices in life are important & empowering. Like an interesting RPG.
If anyone knows how to raise a help desk ticket about my VATS not working please drop me a line.
Thanks.
#VampireNoobKiller88
We also, if we want, get to make videos of ourselves as pilots bombing crowds with shit.
Choices in life are important & empowering. Like an interesting RPG.
If anyone knows how to raise a help desk ticket about my VATS not working please drop me a line.
Thanks.
#VampireNoobKiller88