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Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 22m

Portland: Operation Inflation provides free inflatable costumes to anti-ICE protesters.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 18m

One more dark pattern LinkedIn and you and your spamming dogshit AI article days are off this blower forever.

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UNISON @unison.org.uk · 55m

A family were torn apart after living here as children of the Windrush generation due to a Home Office error.

Despite a new government compensation scheme they, and others, are being denied support.

A petition for legal aid for Windrush survivors has 20,000 signatures.

✍️ Add yours
unsn.uk/3J9H5lR

The McIntosh fight for Windrush justice - Magazine

Hetticia and Vanderbilt McIntosh are petitioning for legal aid for all Windrush survivors seeking compensation from the government

magazine.unison.org.uk

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 1h

Brexitwats have proved they don't have the critical thinking skills needed to vote responsibly & should never be allowed to vote again.

Also a trained scissor operative should be present at all times when they use scissors.

Slip on shoes recommended.
Knee pads too.

Just mulch them for fertiliser

POLITICO Europe @politico.eu · 5h

The British voted for Brexit because of immigration.

But now, they want to turn back the clock in favor of the pre-2021 border system.

Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system

The idea was that leaving the bloc would give the U.K. back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system. But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.

www.politico.eu

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 1h

If Trump and McDonald's don't team up on this Arch then what even is the point of neoliberal late stage capitalist dystopia anywayhey?

BBC New screenshot
What we know about White House plans for an 'Arc de Trump'

The United States of processed food Mac Donald Trump Arc

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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 2h

'The most popular was an “Australian-style points-based immigration system,” with 46% support. The least popular was “Britain’s current immigration policy”.
Just one problem: Since leaving the EU, the U.K.’s immigration policy has literally been an Australian-style points-based immigration system.'

Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 2h

🚨🚨Major irony alert: Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system.

The idea was that #brexit would give the UK back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system.

But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.🧵
www.politico.eu/article/labo...

Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system

The idea was that leaving the bloc would give the U.K. back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system. But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.

www.politico.eu

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 2h

Brexit voters expecting better things from Brexit pushing politicians is on a par with Trump Watch buyers expecting a quality timepiece, or cheaper eggs or no racism. I despair.

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Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 2h

🚨🚨Major irony alert: Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system.

The idea was that #brexit would give the UK back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system.

But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.🧵
www.politico.eu/article/labo...

Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system

The idea was that leaving the bloc would give the U.K. back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system. But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.

www.politico.eu

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 4h

All I want for Christmas is squeaky tank rolling through the Arc of Trump on loop

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 15h

Passion Of The Christ On A Fucking Bike

Time Magazine cover
Trump in suit and tie looking up and to the right.
White text bottom left.
He's looking old, bald, tired and fascist.

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 15h

30% comes through the seas, five boats later and now it's none?

Were they size of the fucking Titanic?

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 16h

Lol. Malone is probably a fascist and too paid to notice

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 16h

Throw the word Nazi around Zac, do you even know what that means?

a close up of a cat 's face with the words seriously on the bottom

Alt: a close up of a cat 's face with the words seriously on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 16h

He might know the schedule now

'BRUSSELS — EU countries have five years to prepare for war, according to a military plan that will be presented by the European Commission on Thursday and was seen by POLITICO.'

Politico EU News screenshot
EU to be ‘ready’ for war with Russia by 2030
The European Commission aims to help the bloc prepare “for the battlefields of tomorrow.”

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 19h

Just seen Send Help trailer, looks like it could be fun.

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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 21h

Despite everything we’re going through, we still believe that goodness in this world hasn’t ended.🧡

By standing with my family, we rebuild what was destroyed — not with stones, but with compassion.🫂
Please share or donate whatever you can.🔃

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 20h

Naked Marxists is the only way to Marxist

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 22h

Massive props to all #NoKings organisers and planned attendees. The fascist paedo GOP Trump licking party are deliciously fucked off with it already

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 23h

Really surprised this hasn't already happened. For other industries too. Class actions against AI now (please)
#FuckAI

Guardian News screenshot
Equity threatens mass direct action over use of actors’ images in AI content

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 23h

Never take Iain "not the Brexitwat I voted for" (set up a business with Lord Hamface of Greensill Cameron for the purposes of dodging tax) Dale seriously in anything. A potato has more integrity.

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Greens Organise @greensorganise.bsky.social · 1d

The Green Party want to Abolish Landlords and the media are losing their minds about it!

Anyone can see this policy is desperately needed.
We need to build millions of council houses, cap rents, make homes fit for the future and we need the end landlord profiteering.
@elliechowns.bsky.social

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 23h

THE very best thing about not picking up is when the caller doesn't leave any voicemail.

a monkey is sitting on a couch talking on a telephone with 712-15 written on the bottom

Alt: a red-faced monkey with grey hair is sitting in a swivel chair listening to "you have no messages" on a telephone with 712-15 written on the bottom

media.tenor.com

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 1d

This ain't rocket science.
Seize the cunt's assets

Sky News screenshot
The government appears set for a protracted and costly effort to secure the money as PPR Medpro is said to have assets worth less than £700k.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking! Rachel Reeves unveils a scheme whereby Remain voters can force Brexitwats into unpaid servitude in order to recoup losses inflicted by their fuckwhit vote to leave the EU.

Even more Breaking! No Remain voters want to touch a Brexitwat with yours.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 1d

If Joe Rogan was wrong about Trump what else has he got wrong?

Everything.

As my grandmother used to say "Why the fuck are you listening to a potato?".