Andy Kindler
@andykindler.bsky.social
“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.”
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
I think certain grudges should never be let go. Here’s McDreamy who scolded me for criticizing CNN hack Brianna Keilar’s coverage of the 2016 election, yammering about something. I think he was angry at me for criticizing attractive people. It hit too close to home.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think certain grudges should never be let go. Here’s McDreamy who scolded me for criticizing CNN hack Brianna Keilar’s coverage of the 2016 election, yammering about something. I think he was angry at me for criticizing attractive people. It hit too close to home.
He wanted to be RFK Jr.’s running mate. He ended up looking foolishly inept fumbling away his reputation. I’m good.
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
He wanted to be RFK Jr.’s running mate. He ended up looking foolishly inept fumbling away his reputation. I’m good.
You must see this amazing documentary. I saw it in the theaters and on Apple TV. Ben Stiller and Amy Stiller are wonderful, as well as the whole family. You will learn a lot about Stiller and Meara. They were hilarious and in love for over six decades.
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You must see this amazing documentary. I saw it in the theaters and on Apple TV. Ben Stiller and Amy Stiller are wonderful, as well as the whole family. You will learn a lot about Stiller and Meara. They were hilarious and in love for over six decades.
People are starving: Please help.
LOS ANGELES REGIONAL FOOD BANK
1734 East 41st Street
Los Angeles, CA 90058
Phone: 323.234.3030
LOS ANGELES REGIONAL FOOD BANK
1734 East 41st Street
Los Angeles, CA 90058
Phone: 323.234.3030
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
People are starving: Please help.
LOS ANGELES REGIONAL FOOD BANK
1734 East 41st Street
Los Angeles, CA 90058
Phone: 323.234.3030
LOS ANGELES REGIONAL FOOD BANK
1734 East 41st Street
Los Angeles, CA 90058
Phone: 323.234.3030
If it takes the legal system to try and prevent the starvation of the poor and downtrodden in this country, we have reached a new low.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If it takes the legal system to try and prevent the starvation of the poor and downtrodden in this country, we have reached a new low.
I still got it! The glasses are upside down #lololololol
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I still got it! The glasses are upside down #lololololol
My dad #RIP went to Indiana University. I’m glad he’s not alive to see this (Trump.) My wife Susan encouraged me to fall in love with the USC Trojans in 1992, so it’s Christmas in October!
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My dad #RIP went to Indiana University. I’m glad he’s not alive to see this (Trump.) My wife Susan encouraged me to fall in love with the USC Trojans in 1992, so it’s Christmas in October!
I’m wrestling Chris Jericho at the Diorama Theater. Tix available in my mind.
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m wrestling Chris Jericho at the Diorama Theater. Tix available in my mind.
Pay me full price. I’m affordable.
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October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Pay me full price. I’m affordable.
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Happy Birthday Susan Maljan
October 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy Birthday Susan Maljan
2 Statues + 2 Alive People
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
2 Statues + 2 Alive People
I assume they mean death. I know I’m pretty jazzed about it.
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I assume they mean death. I know I’m pretty jazzed about it.
MAGA Man hates politics and me.
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
MAGA Man hates politics and me.
Smoltz is not a genius.
October 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Smoltz is not a genius.
Louis C.K. says he turned down other gigs in Arab countries because of censorship. But now he sees some good things happening in Saudi Arabia so he figured he would give it a shot. Nice try bullshit artist. You took the gig for one reason, you greedy lying women groping sleaze-bag. #$$$$$$$$$
October 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Louis C.K. says he turned down other gigs in Arab countries because of censorship. But now he sees some good things happening in Saudi Arabia so he figured he would give it a shot. Nice try bullshit artist. You took the gig for one reason, you greedy lying women groping sleaze-bag. #$$$$$$$$$
He’s always on the offensive.
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He’s always on the offensive.
Tonight I’ll be here. Please see me. I will be doing my classic who are these people chunk.
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tonight I’ll be here. Please see me. I will be doing my classic who are these people chunk.
At least he looks confident doing it. He’s badly sweating for the Lord.
September 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
At least he looks confident doing it. He’s badly sweating for the Lord.
This is what I want to read not just at the body shop. I read this at home with my breakfast yogurt.
September 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is what I want to read not just at the body shop. I read this at home with my breakfast yogurt.
This guy from Instagram uses the expression “suck butt.” This is indefensible. Also he thinks I was on a show called Dr. Kays.
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This guy from Instagram uses the expression “suck butt.” This is indefensible. Also he thinks I was on a show called Dr. Kays.
Wonderful! Also, three countries that will open their arms to welcome refugee funnyman Andy Kindler.
September 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wonderful! Also, three countries that will open their arms to welcome refugee funnyman Andy Kindler.
The Devil himself weighing in on what hell looks like.
September 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Devil himself weighing in on what hell looks like.
I used to live in Hermosa Beach. Of course The Comedy & Magic Club is a hack house of mediocrity. But I weep for all the suckers who will pay to see Jimmy lie about vaccines, while NOT performing any actual comedy. He can’t. He never could and never will. He’s an unfunny huckster.
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I used to live in Hermosa Beach. Of course The Comedy & Magic Club is a hack house of mediocrity. But I weep for all the suckers who will pay to see Jimmy lie about vaccines, while NOT performing any actual comedy. He can’t. He never could and never will. He’s an unfunny huckster.
Ricky can’t go five minutes without being an arrogant misogynistic prick. Plus his politics are MAGA friendly. He bashes trans people and whines about cancel culture. As usual he cowardly deleted his posts. He should also lose the Fonzie jacket.
September 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ricky can’t go five minutes without being an arrogant misogynistic prick. Plus his politics are MAGA friendly. He bashes trans people and whines about cancel culture. As usual he cowardly deleted his posts. He should also lose the Fonzie jacket.