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Andy Goat
@andygoat.bsky.social
Himbo in the streets 💪
Software Engineer in the sheets 🤖

Mountain goat 🐐 in the Central Coast of California 🏖 Enjoyer of many things ⛰️ he/him 28 🧓

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Mery Shrekmas
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Push-ups are underrated

Pic unrelated
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Should I? 👀
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 14, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Who wants to be my weeknight salad 😘
March 4, 2024 at 10:56 PM
The Costco grey sweatpants are finally back in stock 😍 get your #KirklandSignature swag now 😤
February 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Once bluesky supports videos it's all over for this app

Its gonna be nonstop videos of these boys snuggling, cuddling, and grooming.
February 5, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I asked ChatGPT to come up with some recipes for thick-water cocktails and I'm not gonna lie these look absolutely delicious
January 6, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Me when I'm a cat hiding under the covers

Vs

Me when I'm a cat whose cheeks are being pulled back to expose my (mild) gingivitis
January 5, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Push-cember was somewhat successful, but I think the challenge lacked flexibility. Setting a strict schedule meant I had no way to recover if I got sick or injured

For 2024 I'm making this more flexible: 450 push-ups per month (abt 30 every other day). Leaves wiggle room to get ahead or catch up
January 2, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Happy #eggnog season 😍
Don't forget the garnish 🥚
October 28, 2023 at 7:35 PM
"working from home" can also mean "cooking while compiling"
October 25, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Giving the cats an extra little snack before dinner 😇

Not sure why but I was feeling generous today 😘
October 24, 2023 at 10:36 PM
"girls know about shrinkage, right?"
September 23, 2023 at 6:02 PM
I saw a tiktok about how to make sushi out of the frozen salmon at Costco and now I'm obsessed

We been making salmon sushi almost every night
September 10, 2023 at 3:16 AM
I beat a 65 year old woman at pickleball

But at what cost?

RIP my favorite shirt
September 9, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Feeling it out as a temporary tattoo before I get it carved for real

I think the text needs to be bigger (and also more level)
August 24, 2023 at 4:21 PM
I feel like it got weirder

And I feel like it's a bot
August 17, 2023 at 3:06 AM
What, he said _any_ pic
August 16, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Best kbbq in SLO

(only kbbq in SLO)
August 6, 2023 at 6:20 AM
Me and my boyfriend watching real housewives of salt lake city
August 6, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Man, imagine having invested in white in 1985 🤑
August 5, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Posting feet pics ✨ for free ✨
August 2, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Should I get it?
July 31, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Being Cum
July 30, 2023 at 5:24 PM