Andy Goat
@andygoat.bsky.social
Himbo in the streets 💪
Software Engineer in the sheets 🤖
Mountain goat 🐐 in the Central Coast of California 🏖 Enjoyer of many things ⛰️ he/him 28 🧓
NSFW 🔹 scroll with caution
Software Engineer in the sheets 🤖
Mountain goat 🐐 in the Central Coast of California 🏖 Enjoyer of many things ⛰️ he/him 28 🧓
NSFW 🔹 scroll with caution
My body is like a cast iron
Surprisingly permiable in some ways
Surprisingly durable in others
I apply a seasoning to it every day
And never use soap
Surprisingly permiable in some ways
Surprisingly durable in others
I apply a seasoning to it every day
And never use soap
September 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My body is like a cast iron
Surprisingly permiable in some ways
Surprisingly durable in others
I apply a seasoning to it every day
And never use soap
Surprisingly permiable in some ways
Surprisingly durable in others
I apply a seasoning to it every day
And never use soap
In 2019 I hooked up with the ceo of bearbottom clothes and ever since then I've been getting nonstop ads for their products 😭
July 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In 2019 I hooked up with the ceo of bearbottom clothes and ever since then I've been getting nonstop ads for their products 😭
In @americanair.bsky.social we don't say "click here to see 9 pages of ads"
We say "click here to check in for your flight"
And I think that's beautiful
We say "click here to check in for your flight"
And I think that's beautiful
July 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In @americanair.bsky.social we don't say "click here to see 9 pages of ads"
We say "click here to check in for your flight"
And I think that's beautiful
We say "click here to check in for your flight"
And I think that's beautiful
I'm convinced that when a guy has a big bulge, 90% of the time it's a normal dick with big balls
What the hell do I do with that? I can't shove balls up my ass 😤
What the hell do I do with that? I can't shove balls up my ass 😤
June 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm convinced that when a guy has a big bulge, 90% of the time it's a normal dick with big balls
What the hell do I do with that? I can't shove balls up my ass 😤
What the hell do I do with that? I can't shove balls up my ass 😤
For my mental health I think I need to stop following people on Instagram just because they are hot
March 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
For my mental health I think I need to stop following people on Instagram just because they are hot
You can use carrot greens to make chimichurry sauce follow for more cooking tips
March 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You can use carrot greens to make chimichurry sauce follow for more cooking tips
I always thought "valley fever" was when you really like the central valley and decide to move there - like how "jungle fever" is when you really like the flora and fauna of Africa and decide to move there
But it turns out "valley fever" is a real ass STI disease that you get sleeping with bakos 😬
But it turns out "valley fever" is a real ass STI disease that you get sleeping with bakos 😬
March 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I always thought "valley fever" was when you really like the central valley and decide to move there - like how "jungle fever" is when you really like the flora and fauna of Africa and decide to move there
But it turns out "valley fever" is a real ass STI disease that you get sleeping with bakos 😬
But it turns out "valley fever" is a real ass STI disease that you get sleeping with bakos 😬
I've been hearing that a lot of Americans are downloading RedNote because of the tiktok ban
Can anyone help me understand the reasoning? RedNote looks more like Pinterest or Instagram than tiktok. Is it about the UI or something else?
Whats the primary demographic making this switch?
Can anyone help me understand the reasoning? RedNote looks more like Pinterest or Instagram than tiktok. Is it about the UI or something else?
Whats the primary demographic making this switch?
January 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I've been hearing that a lot of Americans are downloading RedNote because of the tiktok ban
Can anyone help me understand the reasoning? RedNote looks more like Pinterest or Instagram than tiktok. Is it about the UI or something else?
Whats the primary demographic making this switch?
Can anyone help me understand the reasoning? RedNote looks more like Pinterest or Instagram than tiktok. Is it about the UI or something else?
Whats the primary demographic making this switch?
Who wants to get pregnant in 2025?
December 30, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Who wants to get pregnant in 2025?
All the 4th wave porn sites are teetering under the holiday masturbation load
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 PM
All the 4th wave porn sites are teetering under the holiday masturbation load
I get strep throat after sucking dick like 10% of the time 😔
Doctor says if I get it 10 times in 1 year then I can get my tonsils removed 🫡
That's about 100 dicks 🤔 or 2 dicks per week 🍆🍆🍳
Doctor says if I get it 10 times in 1 year then I can get my tonsils removed 🫡
That's about 100 dicks 🤔 or 2 dicks per week 🍆🍆🍳
December 20, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I get strep throat after sucking dick like 10% of the time 😔
Doctor says if I get it 10 times in 1 year then I can get my tonsils removed 🫡
That's about 100 dicks 🤔 or 2 dicks per week 🍆🍆🍳
Doctor says if I get it 10 times in 1 year then I can get my tonsils removed 🫡
That's about 100 dicks 🤔 or 2 dicks per week 🍆🍆🍳
The problem with soccer as a sport is that you're trying to get the ball to go onto one goal but the opposing team is actually trying to get the ball in _the opposite goal_. The two teams are actively disincentivized from working together because the system is fundamentally set up for conflict
December 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
The problem with soccer as a sport is that you're trying to get the ball to go onto one goal but the opposing team is actually trying to get the ball in _the opposite goal_. The two teams are actively disincentivized from working together because the system is fundamentally set up for conflict
They should put garbage disposals in toilets
December 9, 2024 at 5:23 AM
They should put garbage disposals in toilets
I think they should put commercial breaks in movies so everyone has a chance to check their phones without missing the movies
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I think they should put commercial breaks in movies so everyone has a chance to check their phones without missing the movies
Has anyone is the US heard of pozidrive screws? It sounds made up
December 1, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Has anyone is the US heard of pozidrive screws? It sounds made up
Push-ups are underrated
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Push-ups are underrated
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
If your stool is black you should tell your doctor
November 14, 2024 at 11:27 PM
If your stool is black you should tell your doctor
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 14, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Does the "show less of this" feature actually work? I always "show less of this" on water sports but I feel like I still see it several times a day
November 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Does the "show less of this" feature actually work? I always "show less of this" on water sports but I feel like I still see it several times a day
Omg
When people say "pretend you're trying to bend the bar" they don't mean you should twist your palms as if you're trying to bend the bar
They mean you should externally rotate your shoulders
Idk why they don't just say to externally rotate your shoulders 😤
When people say "pretend you're trying to bend the bar" they don't mean you should twist your palms as if you're trying to bend the bar
They mean you should externally rotate your shoulders
Idk why they don't just say to externally rotate your shoulders 😤
November 13, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Omg
When people say "pretend you're trying to bend the bar" they don't mean you should twist your palms as if you're trying to bend the bar
They mean you should externally rotate your shoulders
Idk why they don't just say to externally rotate your shoulders 😤
When people say "pretend you're trying to bend the bar" they don't mean you should twist your palms as if you're trying to bend the bar
They mean you should externally rotate your shoulders
Idk why they don't just say to externally rotate your shoulders 😤
How do I convince my lawyer boyfriend that he should be using formal version control software instead of just `Save As -> contract.final_copy.really_final.3.with_addendum.pdf`
November 12, 2024 at 10:54 PM
How do I convince my lawyer boyfriend that he should be using formal version control software instead of just `Save As -> contract.final_copy.really_final.3.with_addendum.pdf`
The California DMV sold my data to nationalpublicdata.com which had a data leak
I use a unique email address every time I give it out, and the email address I gave to the DMV is the one associated with the leak
I think more companies should be sued out of existence 😤
I use a unique email address every time I give it out, and the email address I gave to the DMV is the one associated with the leak
I think more companies should be sued out of existence 😤
Background Check API XML, Criminal Records API XML, SSN Trace API XML
Nationalpublicdata.com is an online background check and fraud prevention XML API service that provides instant access to Criminal Records, SSN Traces and Background Checks.
nationalpublicdata.com
November 8, 2024 at 4:58 PM
The California DMV sold my data to nationalpublicdata.com which had a data leak
I use a unique email address every time I give it out, and the email address I gave to the DMV is the one associated with the leak
I think more companies should be sued out of existence 😤
I use a unique email address every time I give it out, and the email address I gave to the DMV is the one associated with the leak
I think more companies should be sued out of existence 😤
I un-installed the X app and I literally open my phone and mindlessly tap the spot where the icon was several times a day
November 7, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I un-installed the X app and I literally open my phone and mindlessly tap the spot where the icon was several times a day