Andy Barr
@andybarr34.bsky.social
Managing Director upliftcampaigns.com
America: Hey China we’re gonna bully you cause our president is dumb. Please back down so we can settle this quickly.
China: WE WILL SACRIFICE THE LIVES OF MILLIONS TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS PLANNED OVER CENTURIES. WE’VE DONE IT BEFORE, WE’LL DO IT AGAIN. LET’S FIGHT ASSHOLES.
China: WE WILL SACRIFICE THE LIVES OF MILLIONS TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS PLANNED OVER CENTURIES. WE’VE DONE IT BEFORE, WE’LL DO IT AGAIN. LET’S FIGHT ASSHOLES.
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
America: Hey China we’re gonna bully you cause our president is dumb. Please back down so we can settle this quickly.
China: WE WILL SACRIFICE THE LIVES OF MILLIONS TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS PLANNED OVER CENTURIES. WE’VE DONE IT BEFORE, WE’LL DO IT AGAIN. LET’S FIGHT ASSHOLES.
China: WE WILL SACRIFICE THE LIVES OF MILLIONS TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS PLANNED OVER CENTURIES. WE’VE DONE IT BEFORE, WE’LL DO IT AGAIN. LET’S FIGHT ASSHOLES.
Lose a shitload on your index funds this week? Boy do I have good news for you!
April 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Lose a shitload on your index funds this week? Boy do I have good news for you!
Clearest sign yet that crypto is a real political movement
March 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Clearest sign yet that crypto is a real political movement
Evergreen statement for the next 4 years
March 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Evergreen statement for the next 4 years
The Trump team and Congress coming together to avert a shutdown
March 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Trump team and Congress coming together to avert a shutdown
Can’t believe DOGE got into Citi’s book
March 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Can’t believe DOGE got into Citi’s book
Run the government like a business, they said. You'll unlock growth and encourage investment, they said.
February 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Run the government like a business, they said. You'll unlock growth and encourage investment, they said.
THEN things got weird?
January 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
THEN things got weird?