Have you ever noticed that people who go to Dubai never come back saying what kind of cool museum they went to or what amazing cultural thing they actually saw? Even if you want amazing service, you can get better service at Claridge's. It just won't be a slave that did it.

What do the generators power? Elevators? Water pumps?

Not too bad, right?! And I'm not a fan of the SFHs either, but there's no homes there now so I guess even that's an improvement.

It's about time

Justin Miller had a good NFL career too. He was a really good corner! Just outmatched here. Also a very funny and nice guy. I went to high school with him

booooo. 👎

It seems totally pro forms for a lot of jobs. They only call your references if they already know they’re going to hire you, right?

It’s a true blight

I'm afraid this might be my fault. After years of snide jokes at economists' expense, I submitted a paper to an econ journal.

I legit thought this was a pretty funny parody