Andrew Lochart
@andrewlochart.bsky.social
Marketing guy in cybersecurity. I’m here for cats, jokes, and sportsball.
Go to your room and think about what you’ve done.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Go to your room and think about what you’ve done.
Get the director’s cut
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Get the director’s cut
It's like when people don't understand that the opposite of "underdog" isn't "overdog", it's "overcat".
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's like when people don't understand that the opposite of "underdog" isn't "overdog", it's "overcat".
If you haven't already, please read this post by @scalzi.com whatever.scalzi.com/2022/05/18/s...
“Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting,” Ten Years On
Ten years ago this week I thought I would write a piece to offer a useful metaphor for straight white male privilege without using the word “privilege,” because when you use the word “privilege,” s…
whatever.scalzi.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you haven't already, please read this post by @scalzi.com whatever.scalzi.com/2022/05/18/s...
Cerebus! So, your shoulders are the gates of hell? Nice.
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Cerebus! So, your shoulders are the gates of hell? Nice.
Reposted by Andrew Lochart
At some point a random cybersecurity founder just shows up in the comments and butts in with the most obviously ChatGPT generated argument I've ever seen. Apparently the dude just saw the discussion and was like "hold up, I think my plagiarism toaster could provide some valuable insight here". 2/2
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
At some point a random cybersecurity founder just shows up in the comments and butts in with the most obviously ChatGPT generated argument I've ever seen. Apparently the dude just saw the discussion and was like "hold up, I think my plagiarism toaster could provide some valuable insight here". 2/2
Go to your room and think about what you did.
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Go to your room and think about what you did.
Yeah, but then all the food carts would sell weird burritos and nothing else.
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yeah, but then all the food carts would sell weird burritos and nothing else.
Emma Thompson, in addition to being an extraordinary actor, remains one of the most beautiful women in the world
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Emma Thompson, in addition to being an extraordinary actor, remains one of the most beautiful women in the world
Try putting on some red currant jelly. Yum.
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Try putting on some red currant jelly. Yum.