K. Andrew Deffley
andrewdeffley.bsky.social
K. Andrew Deffley
@andrewdeffley.bsky.social
Intellectual meathead

www.IMDb.me/deffley
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nick and Kev just wracked with fear on offense this half up two scores.

You can straight-up smell it as they continue to sap this defense while praying for the clock to baby step to 0:00 like Bob Freakin’ Wiley.

#Eagles
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Really stagnating against a poor #Cowboys defense that has erred to the side of aggression since that first big storm.

Told my buddy I don’t like the #Bears matchup next week.

#Eagles
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m glad I retired a with a five-year run as a fantasy powerhouse in 2016.

I love rooting for storylines and #Eagles mathematics over individual points and moneylines.

Fun fact: My wife #Bumble messaged me in 2016 about this fantasy championship pic!
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
More like SKY-lan Boswell amirite? #Illini
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He’s a PTP’er baby!
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’d TOTALLY draft that cheetah-crab to my football team…

…results might be spotty, but he’ll do in a pinch!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Quick thoughts BLJ presser statement today on OL improvement.

I feel like I give credit where it’s due, and empathize with 80% of my blame.

So while *I* think it’s accurate as *I* interpret the game, I’m more confident it’s fair.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I just keep coming back to this every game, win or loss.

#Eagles
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
#Eagles Shane’s third paragraph is basically this:
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Easily and by far the #Eagles opinion I trust and respect most (more than many NFL analysts on TV/radio) explaining how ridiculous the theory is JUST Jalen/AJ defied entire playcall/gameplanplan.

The oppo narrative is basically saying Col. Jessep didn’t order the Code Red on PFC William Santiago.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Gonna be hard for Brad Underwood to coach just his second team past first weekend in a decade-long P4 coaching career if he keeps destroying his players in practice.

#Illini @illinihoops.bsky.social @caseyboguslaw.bsky.social

PS. Ty was hurt away from practice in a pickup game, but point carries.
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Brad Underwood (about injuries): “Control what we can control.”

Also Brad in every #Illini practice:
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hey kids… If you like threes, and you like dunks, and you like blocks, then you want Big Z to start—and play significant minutes—alongside his brother Tomi.

#Illini
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Love me some Kylan freakin Boswell.

#Illini
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Late to the party but
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Any ecosystem experiencing an erectus for more than 4 million years should seek immediate medical care.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Holds onto the ball too long, has occasional accuracy issues.

Sucks.

🤣

#Illini
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
On the lighter side, my wife made me not one, but TWO toasted pork roll, sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches to eat my anxieties and better enjoy this game.

❤️

#KEEPER @debbie25lw.bsky.social

#Illini
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thoughts vs Rutgers. Feels like we need both time of possession and field position to win, and they really just need TOP.

I think we do it but I’m definitely more concerned and less confident than I should be.
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’ve been wanting him for a while, and he was still HIIIIGHLY disappointing at the time I sent this text…

#Phillies
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Anti-hero origin story:

Keeping a soapy water cup for silverware because a) opening/closing the dishwasher all day and b) handwashing individually ARE OUT OF THE QUESTION.
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“DAMMIT, CARL!! Alright guys, let’s get some rubbing alcohol and clean out those holes.”
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM