K. Andrew Deffley
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A Steven Wright joke about Steven Wright… or vice-versa:
No one appreciates a Christmas tree like a person with astigmatism.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
No one appreciates a Christmas tree like a person with astigmatism.
Still plenty of game left but at this exact moment, Ben is 8 for his last 28 from 3.
That’s 29% since the Jackson State game.
That’s 29% since the Jackson State game.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Still plenty of game left but at this exact moment, Ben is 8 for his last 28 from 3.
That’s 29% since the Jackson State game.
That’s 29% since the Jackson State game.
#Eagles started 10-1 with major question marks all the way through this offensive unit and cognitive dissonance within the fanbase when Nick Sirianni and Brian Johnson were running things in 2023.
Happy to get the win. A win is a win. NFL wins are VERY hard.
And individually today, he’s had a couple awesome play-calls. He had one great series last week.
But just like Brian Johnson in ‘23, Kevin Patullo is a MAJOR problem that MUST be addressed to avoid a late-season collapse. #Eagles
And individually today, he’s had a couple awesome play-calls. He had one great series last week.
But just like Brian Johnson in ‘23, Kevin Patullo is a MAJOR problem that MUST be addressed to avoid a late-season collapse. #Eagles
I hope it works out differently in 2025, and past results don’t guarantee future performance.
But the last time the #Eagles promoted from within to name a first-time offensive coordinator, it was Uggg-Leeeee.
But the last time the #Eagles promoted from within to name a first-time offensive coordinator, it was Uggg-Leeeee.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
#Eagles started 10-1 with major question marks all the way through this offensive unit and cognitive dissonance within the fanbase when Nick Sirianni and Brian Johnson were running things in 2023.
![Shane Haff tweet post on Twitter X.com reads: “This [Philadelphia] Eagles offense is an unmitigated disaster”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eezh27s4hocud5k2qpntrhmf/bafkreicpe3sikrv2l4zn3ql5dq22n7m3npsfhowdfzxxoy3kvjfbgwhxbi@jpeg)
I don’t believe in karma (at least not on any level where the long arc of cosmic justice affects us individually), only cause-and-effect. But even I admit there’s underlying satisfaction in this loss being so thoroughly and completely deserved by the #Eagles.
HORRENDOUS sports weekend. #Illini
HORRENDOUS sports weekend. #Illini
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If I see any #Eagles coach speak into a headset I want their tongue removed like some ancient Middle Eastern punishment for blasphemy.
Just let Jalen call this next possession and let whatever happen that may.
Just let Jalen call this next possession and let whatever happen that may.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If I see any #Eagles coach speak into a headset I want their tongue removed like some ancient Middle Eastern punishment for blasphemy.
Just let Jalen call this next possession and let whatever happen that may.
Just let Jalen call this next possession and let whatever happen that may.
Nicky Quakeboots has been BEGGING for this 21-21 tie for just under two full quarters.
It’s much more about understanding people than football to know how this all unfolded.
#Eagles
It’s much more about understanding people than football to know how this all unfolded.
#Eagles
Sirianni has two gears:
Succumbing to fear, and falsely advertising to people that he’s not succumbing to fear.
#Eagles
Succumbing to fear, and falsely advertising to people that he’s not succumbing to fear.
#Eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Nicky Quakeboots has been BEGGING for this 21-21 tie for just under two full quarters.
It’s much more about understanding people than football to know how this all unfolded.
#Eagles
It’s much more about understanding people than football to know how this all unfolded.
#Eagles
I’m not sure about the guys wearing helmets.
But man, the guys wearing headsets came into that first possession of the second half thinking they won the game.
#Eagles
But man, the guys wearing headsets came into that first possession of the second half thinking they won the game.
#Eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
We absolutely DESERVE to lose this game, but it sucks that the outcome is really coming into the picture from a pure mathematic and probabilistic, cause-and-effect sense without even using the word “deserve.” #Eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We absolutely DESERVE to lose this game, but it sucks that the outcome is really coming into the picture from a pure mathematic and probabilistic, cause-and-effect sense without even using the word “deserve.” #Eagles
Nick and Kev just wracked with fear on offense this half up two scores.
You can straight-up smell it as they continue to sap this defense while praying for the clock to baby step to 0:00 like Bob Freakin’ Wiley.
#Eagles
You can straight-up smell it as they continue to sap this defense while praying for the clock to baby step to 0:00 like Bob Freakin’ Wiley.
#Eagles
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nick and Kev just wracked with fear on offense this half up two scores.
You can straight-up smell it as they continue to sap this defense while praying for the clock to baby step to 0:00 like Bob Freakin’ Wiley.
#Eagles
You can straight-up smell it as they continue to sap this defense while praying for the clock to baby step to 0:00 like Bob Freakin’ Wiley.
#Eagles
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I saw what seemed like five sets of shoulder pads up front perpendicular to the LOS on that first down and knew that run play was going nowhere.
Poor Saquon. #Eaglez
Poor Saquon. #Eaglez
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I saw what seemed like five sets of shoulder pads up front perpendicular to the LOS on that first down and knew that run play was going nowhere.
Poor Saquon. #Eaglez
Poor Saquon. #Eaglez
Welp that sucks.
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Welp that sucks.
#Bears in August were about a 35% chance to make the playoffs, with their most common over/under set at 8.5.
They just got their 8th win, they came into today at 58% to make the playoffs, and that just went up.
Crazy season, but Bears fans need to understand where they are vs. all expectations.
They just got their 8th win, they came into today at 58% to make the playoffs, and that just went up.
Crazy season, but Bears fans need to understand where they are vs. all expectations.
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
#Bears in August were about a 35% chance to make the playoffs, with their most common over/under set at 8.5.
They just got their 8th win, they came into today at 58% to make the playoffs, and that just went up.
Crazy season, but Bears fans need to understand where they are vs. all expectations.
They just got their 8th win, they came into today at 58% to make the playoffs, and that just went up.
Crazy season, but Bears fans need to understand where they are vs. all expectations.
