As long as they bend the knee.

“Often, I enjoy punching my Youth Outreach hand with my Budget Cuts fist”

“the bible IS empirical evidence”

And yet quite a few countries have succeeded in solving this “probably impossible” problem.

Do you think microwaves sterilize food?

Judged by Linda Mosher

Canada’s Worst Gods

I mean our market is pretty pedestrian

??? Atlantic Choice butter at Superstore is typically $7-8/lb

Hmm yes my 87-year-old dad, who isn’t safe to drive anymore and is more or less trapped in his house on the outskirts of town, is certainly being served well by the car-centric status quo. Gosh he sure is lucky that the city’s vision hasn’t included any buses or trains to get him anywhere

Those damn cyclists, maniacs they are

Lots of little notes around him reminding him of what his name is and what he’s supposed to be doing

Yeah. Not very specific is it!

I’ll have to check that out!

I feel like there could be another one in the box

LOL "fabricated, inflammatory, and derogatory reporting"

“It didn’t happen, and even if it did you shouldn’t rile people up about it, and also you reported it in a not nice way”

Shoutout to @badmachinery.com scarygoround.com/badmachinery...

Weeks. We were all saying it right away, I promise you. “That chick is toast”

It’s only cold for the first fifteen minutes!