Yeah but now the vibe has changed to feel like Sunday

Joel just doesn’t embody that Live Mas mentality

Or also try

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I just bought a refurb Mac from BackMarket and then they end up sending me this coupon so I don’t have a use for it. I don’t know if it’s tied to my account or not, see if it works:
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(Drummers looking like Star Wars pilots)

You didn’t look up the Kennedy erotic poetry, did you?
It’s the reason why the term “felching” was trending on Twitter

He’s out here doing it, folks!
He’s really doing it!

I was just going to say; the constant flow of traffic visible in the reflections of the windows she’s walking past really goes against the narrative that it’s a ghost town

“Totally totally, I mean, beer is easily the cheese pizza of booze”
“No cap”
“For realforeal”
“And like, whiskey is the pepperoni of booze”
“Yeah, yeah, I can see that, yeah
Cuervo is the bad sausage pizza of booze”
“Totally, those little square sausagechunk? Forreal”
“I did dmt on my buddy’s couch”

I wonder if he called lamb the ‘salmon of meat’ because calling it the ‘veal of mutton’ wouldn’t sound nearly as appetizing?

Thats one sovereign citizen I can get behind

Yeah, but the way she’s poured into those leather pants?
Probably feels like some amazing upholstery, the kind of couch you don’t bring home to mother…

How’d that work out for ya last time, Phil? Same as all the money you’ve sunk into local Beaverton elections?
Just because you screwed Will Vinton and gave his company to your white rapper son doesn’t mean your money does the same in greater political races, Phil.

RoboSquat